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Dil Tarasta Tha Kisi Ko Paane Ki Dil Karta Tha Kisi Ko Milne Ki Aj Hamara Haal Kuchh Aisa Hai Bahut Koshish Hai Use Bhoolane Ki.

10 years ago

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Husband : Dubai ja raha hun... Wife : Mere liye jewellery lana... Husband : Paris ja raha hun.... Wife : Mere liye cosmetics lana... Husband : London ja raha hun... Wife : Perfumes leke aana... Husband : Narak mein ja raha hun... Wife : Bhagwan ka diya sub kuch hai... bas tum apna khyal rakhna..!!!

10 years ago

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Father to his son- How was the paper? Son- bas pehla sawal chut gaya. Father- acha,aur baki? Son- 3rd mujhe ata nahi tha, 4th main karna bhul gya, 5th mujhe nazar nahi aya nd 6th paper ki pichli taraf tha meine dekha nahi. Father gusse me bola- aur 2nd ques? Son- bas sirf wahi galat hua hai!

10 years ago

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Santa At Petrol Pump: 1-/Rs Ka Petrol Daal Do, Salesman: Itna Petrol Dalwa Ke Kaha Jaoge.? Santa: Kahi Nahi, Hum To Aise Hi Paise Udaate Hai.

10 years ago

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chool ka woh Last day. . . . . . . . . Jab sari girlz ghar ke kapron may aati hain. . . . . ..We all have a feeling k ye bhi Itni Khubsorat hai..!!!! School uniform me to pata hi nahi chala yaar !!!!!!!!!!

10 years ago

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Jab bhi gali me chalo nazren jukha ke chalo qki . . . aisa karne se na sirf apki izzat badhegi balki... . . . . . . . . . . . gire hue paise milne k chance bhi badh jayenge.. :p :O :D

10 years ago

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What is 1+4+3 ? I+Love+U No I+Like+U No I+Miss+U No I+Kiss+U No 1+4+3 Means 1+4+3 = 8 MATHS pe Dhyan do ROMANCE pe nhi..G/E

10 years ago

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Unforgettable 3 Things In Our Life.. ! ! ! ! ! ! 1. Breakfast 2. Lunch 3. Dinner!!! ! ! ! ! ! har bar emotional hone ki zarurat nahi hai.

10 years ago

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Kmbakht niid bhi aati hai to lite bhaag jaati hai.. is desh ki haalt to dekhoo yaarroon.. garmii se ruuh bhi kaap jaati hai...

10 years ago

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यमराज:अपनी-अपनी कोई अंतिम तीन इच्छाए बताओ Boy: शराब शबाब कबाब Girl: शॉपिंग ब्यूटी पार्लर वेट लूज यमराज (लडके से) : चल भाई पहले तू ही चल

10 years ago

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Doctor Adhi Raat Ko Utha Or Biwi Se: Main Hospital Jaa raha hu.. Phone Aaya Hai.... Emergency Hai . . . . Biwi:kabhi Kisi Ko To Apni Maut Marne Do

10 years ago

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Maggi Ban होने से उन भोली-भाली Angel प्रिया का क्या होगा जो उल्टी सीधी मैगी बना कर फेसबुक पर,
"यम्मी मैगी कौन कौन खायेगा ?"
टाइप की पोस्ट डाल, लाखों आशिकों के लाइक और कमेंट ले लेती थी।:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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GIRL Xcuse me brothr dats my seat BOY Ok bt im not ur brother My DAD nevr fucked urMOM GIRL True bt my DAD fucked ur MOM MORAL Ladkia b ab madrchod ho gyi hai

10 years ago

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Vo Jate Hue Keh Gaye Ki Ab Toh Hum Sirf Tumhare Khwabo Me Hi Aayege... Koi Keh De Unse Jaake Ki Vo Wada Toh Nibhaye Hum Zindagi Bhar Ke Liye So Jayege..:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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This Is A Killer One-
Ghar Ke Bahar Barsaat Ke Mausam Me Ladke Ne Ladki Se Romantic Hote Huwe Kaha,
“Jaanu Ab Andar Chalein.... Kab Tak Hum Teeno Aise KHADE Rahenge Grin.png Tongue.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Dog :dog:ne Cat:cat: Ko Kiya Prpose.
Aur Diya Red :rose:rose.
Dono Ho Gye Shadi Ko Taiyar.
Pr Ghr Walo Ko Tha Inkar.
Bole Ye Shadi Nhi Hone Wali
Q Ki Ladki Nhi Chalegi Muchho Wali... :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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सभी प्रेमिकाए अपने प्रेमी को छोड़ के "भाग" जाती है मेरी वाली तो "चल" के गई थी...

10 years ago

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Raste mein ek ladki ja rahi thi mein inspector tha meine use rok liya or kaha ki tumhara license dikhao usne mujhe apna manglsutr gale se nikal dikha diya kehne lagi kudiyon ka license to unka manglsutar hota hai meine phocha ki tum sidhe ghar kyo nahi jati mujhe sethian bahut sunai deti hain seti bajne par tum ruk jati ho kya bat kar rahe ho agar mein ek ek seti par rokne lagi to to main sara sall ghar nahi pahunch sakti ha ha ha ha ha ha

10 years ago

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Donate Blood...
You Can Save Life....;)::relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Acchi Baat to Sabko Acchi Lagti hai dosto . . . Lekin Jab Tumhe Kisi ki Buri Baat bhi acchi Lage to Smjho k Tumhe Pyar . . . Nahi hua :P ZALEEL hone ki Aadat ho Gai hai..

10 years ago

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