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  • Wife: I Am Pregnant.
    Santa: Par Main To England Me Tha.
    Wife: Aapki Photo Thi Na.
    Santa: Ullu Mat Bana Kamini Photo To Kamar Tak Hi Thi.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Insan Kbhi 4 Cheezo Se Khus Nhi Hota Mobile Auto Mobile TV Or B V Q K Padosi K Pas achhe "MODEL" Hote Hai....
    • 10 years ago



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  • IPhone रखने वाली लड़कियां भी
    Lava फोन रखने वालो से अपना बैलेंस भरवाती हैं।
    इसलिए कभी अपने आप को गया गुजरा न समझें।:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy-Tum Ldkiya Itni Khubsurat Q Hoti Ho?

    Girl-Qki, God Ne Hamko Apne Hath Se Bnaya H.

    Boy-Kamini Bol To Aise Rahi H
    Jaise Ki Hamko Net Se Download Kiya Ho...:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jo STUDENTS paas ho gaye unko CONGRATULATIONS ... . . . . & . Jo STUDENTS fail ho gaye unko DOUBLE CONGRATULATIONS .. . . . Qki unki CLASS MAI NAYI LADKIYA HONGI....:p :O :D :D NOTE : FAIL HONE ME KOI NUKSAN NI HOTA HAI
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ramesh : i have 4 sons 1 st-MBA 2nd -Engineer 3 rd-Ph .D 4 th-Thief Suresh: Why dont you throw your 4th son out of the House ?????? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Ramesh: He is the only one earning in the house, Rest are JOBLESS .
    • 10 years ago



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  • andheri rat thii... vo mere sath thiiii. maine uske kapde uttare... bura mat socho yaro.... vo meri choclet thiii.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Na Hawa Hai Na Saya Hai
    Ehsas Hum Hi Ko Aaya Hai
    Hame Bhi Yaad Kar Ke Dekho Kamino,
    Company Ne Ye MOBAILE Sirf
    Girlfrnd K Liye Nahi Banaya Hai..:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
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    • 10 years ago



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  • जीतो: आप सलीम की बीवी के जनाज़े में नहीं गए? संता: किस मुँह से जाऊँ, वो तीसरी बार अपनी बीवी के जनाज़े में बुला रहा है और मैं उसे एक बार नहीं बुला सका।
    • 10 years ago



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  • मुझे इतनी फुर्सत कहाँ कि मैं तक़दीर का लिखा देखूं; बस .. लोगों का दिल जलता देख कर समझ जाता हूँ, .. कि मेरी तक़दीर बुलंद है .. !!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Nind nahi aati raat ko, Chain nahi aata din ko, Maine pucha rab se kya yeh pyar hai? To rab bola.. nahi Beta "garmi" mein sabka yahi haal hai. K..
    • 10 years ago



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  • 2009 —> Wanted : IPS 2010 —> Dabbang : Inspector 2011 —> Body Guard Upcoming Films 2012 —> Security Guard 2013 —> Watchman 2014 —> Postman …
    • 10 years ago



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  • That awkward moment when your friend is arguing with their parents & their parents turns towards you nd asks. . . . . . . . "Do you ever talk to your parents like this?" and u always say. . . No...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl: Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen.. Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti “AB TUMHARI BARI HAI” Phir maine un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di. Friend: Kaise ? Girl: Jab koi Mar jata tou main un k Gaal kheench k kehti.. “AB AAP KI BARI HAI”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pappu: Pichhle Hafte Meri Aur Meri Girlfriend Ki Ladai Ho Gayi Thi Aur Hum Alag Ho Gaye Golu: Phir? . Pappu: Usne Mujhe ChidhaneKe Liye Apne Naye Boyfriend Ke Sath Photo Khinchva Ke Mujhe Bhej Di” . Golu: Ohh, Ye To Bahot Bura Kiya Usne . Pappu: To Main Bhi Konsa Kam Hu, Utha Ke Photo Uske Baap Ko Bhej Di.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Kafi Time Baad USA Se Vapis India Aya To Banta Usko Recieve Karne Gaya Airport Se Vo Santa Ko Leke Bahar Nikla To Santa Ne Sadak Se Gili Mitti Uthayi Aur Soongh Ke Bola Santa: “Yaar Bantya, Ap Apne Desh Ki Mitti Ki Khusbu Pahle Jaisi Nahi Rahi” Banta Gusse Se: “Abe Oye Gadhe, Tune Mitti Nahi Tatti Uthai Hai"
    • 10 years ago



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  • सूट की दुकान में लड़कियों को बस 2 ही बाते कहते देखता हूँ "इसी डिजाइन में दूसरा कलर दिखाईये भैया" और "इसी कलर में दूसरा डिजाइन दिखाईये भैया"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Manzil Par Pohanchny ki Talab Hoti Hy Jinko,, “Wa$i” Raasty mai Kharay Ho Kar Wo “BACHIYAN” Nhi TAARA Karte ¡ ¡/(“,) ¡ ‘..(> ¡ <¡. Red Wali fit the Yar.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Is Behte Dard Ko Mat Roko Ye To Saza Hai Kisi Ke Intezaar Ki Log Inhe Aansu Kahe Ya Deewangi Par Ye To Nishani Hain Kisi Ke Pyar Ki.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jo Student Top Kre, Wo
    "Student Of The Year"
    aur Jo Student Fail Ho Jaye Wo
    "Student Of The Next Year";.. Think Hatke- Jiyo Datke... :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    :D
    • 10 years ago



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