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  • बेचारा आदमी:
    जब दाढ़ी :person_with_blond_hair:न आये तो दवाई ढूँढता है…,
    जब आ जाती है तो नाई ढूँढता है…,
    जब सफ़ेद हो जाती है तो डाई ढूँढता है…!!:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • What Is The Similarity Between Burnt Toast And A Pregnant Girlfriend? In Both Cases Boy Thinks, “Ek Minute Pehle Nikal Liya Hota To Kitna Achcha Hota”
    • 10 years ago



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  • अगर भारत सरकार FB और WhatsApp पर DP बदलने के लिए 1 रूपया लेना शुरू कर दे तो कुछ ही दिनों में भारत, अमेरिका और चीन को लोन देने में सक्ष्म हो जाएगा और इसमें सबसे बड़ा योगदान लड़कियों का होगा।:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kehte hai pyaar ki seema nahi hoti, Yeh toh dhoka hai jo sab kehte hai, Pyaar ki seema honi chaiye, Taki koi dil kisi aur dil ka na ho jaye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Sharabi Mar Rha Tha, To Bhagwan Prakat Hue Aur Bole: Koi Antim Ichcha.? Sharabi: Prabhu Agle Janam Me Aankh Chahe Ek Hi Dena Par Liver 4 Dena.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Maa: Tu Apne Baal Kyu Nai Katwata?
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    Beta: Yo Mom Its Fashion
    Maa : Woh To Thik He Pr Log Teri Behen K Liye Risht Leke Ate He Or Tujhe Pasand Kr Jate He :O :P:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Tere liye chand tare tod du? Tu bole to ye jahan chhod du? Itna kafi lag raha h, Ya fir ek do juth aur bol du?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher:1 Din aisa ayega jab prithvi pe pani nahi rahega, sab jeev nasht hojaynge, prithvi tabaah hojaygi. Student:Madam, us din tution ana hai kya?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Money Can Buy A House Not Home A
    Bed But Not Sleep, Medicine But
    Not Health, Money Is Dirty It
    Only Causes Pain And Suffering
    Send Me All Ur Money And Be Happy!:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • पहले मम्मी पापा बच्चों को झाड़ू,
    बेलन या बेल्ट से सजा देते थे।

    और आजकल...
    "चलो, अपना मोबाइल:iphone: दो मुझे;
    अभी के अभी"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Was Smoking Front Of His Father.
    Mom-Oye Papa Ke Samne Smoking Rha Hai.
    Santa-BAAP Hi To Hai, Sala Konsa Patrol Pump Hai Jo Aag Pakad Lega.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Road Par Pada Tha, Police: Itni Kyu Pee Rakhi Hai.? Santa: Mazburi Thi. Police: Kya Mazburi Thi.? Santa: Botal Ka Dhakkan Ghum Ho Gya Tha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kaun He Wo Aadmi Jisne Ye Harkat Ki...
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    Kaun He Wo Aadmi Jisne Ye Harkat Ki He...
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    Daya Pata Lagao Ki Yeh Bandook Ki Goliyan Kisne Khatam Ki He.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Agar Movie Ka Naam "StudentOf The Year" Ki Jagah"Principal Of The Year" Hota..
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    to Kya Kaha Jata Short Me..??
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    Agar Student Of The Year Ko 'SOTY, Kehte Hain To Principal Of The Year Ko Kehte
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    POTY...:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Gf : Meri mummy ko tum bihut pasand aaye ho . . . . . . . . . . Pappu : Chal Pagli . . . . . .Kuch bhi ho maine shadhi tumse hi karunga aantise kehena wo mujhe bhool jayen
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek aadmi samundar me nahatay huye doobne laga to us ne pooja ki "Hey Bhagvan ! Agar mai bach gaya to Biryani ki deg garibo ko khilaunga" Ek badi si lehar ne usko sahil pe phenk dia, Usne upar dekha aur kaha, "hehe, Kaunsi Biryani, kaisi biryani... :p -
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife Pati Ko Maar Rahi Thi.

    Padosi-
    Kyun Maar Rahi Ho?
    Patni-inko Call Kiya To
    Ek Ladki Boli-
    Aap Jisse Sampark Karna Chahate Ho
    Wo Abhi Vyast Hai".:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • 40 डिग्री से ज्यादा की गर्मी में भी उस वक्त हिल स्टेशन सी फिलिंग आ जाती है, जब बाजार से लाया हुआ तरबूज लाल और मीठा निकल आता है।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Physics kitni Easy hoti agar? . . . . . . . . .. Agar . . . . . . ‘Apple’ k jagah ‘Tree’ gir gaya hota!!! To Newton hi mar jata!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Ko girlfriend Naraz Thi, 2 Ko shadi ke liye tayar Thi, 3 Ko Yaaro Baarat Thi, 4 Ko Mast Suhagraat Thi 5 Ko Pyar Ki Barsaat Thi. Aankh khuli to pata chala sapno ki kali raat Thi.
    • 10 years ago



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