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Nurse: sardar ji app papa ban gay! Sardar ji: ohh really……Acha meri wife ko nahin batana Mein usko surprise dun ga Bolo

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Friendship के बाद Love हो सकता है, परन्तु Love के बाद Friendship नहीं हो, सकती क्योंकि, दवाई मरने से पहले काम आती है, मरने के बाद कुछ नहीं हो सकता...

10 years ago

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Ab To Tanhai Aksar Hum Se Milti Hai,

Aap Ne Band Kiya Jab Se Sms:envelope: Karna,

Mobile:iphone: Ki Battery Jyada Chalti Hai!

10 years ago

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कुछ लड़कियां :person_with_pouting_face:दुसरो की शादी में इतना मेकअप :lipstick:कर के जाती हैं ऐसे लगता हैं जैसे इनकी ही शादी है और नखरे भी इनके दुल्हन से ज्यादा होते हैं

10 years ago

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BIMAARI In Bollywood Style.. 1. Jiya Jale Jaan Jale, Raat bhar Dhuwaan Chale= FEVER. 2. Tadap Tadap K Is Dil Se Aah Nikalti Rahi= HEART ATTACK 3. Bidi Jalayile Jigar Se Piya Jigar Ma Badi Aag Hai= ACIDITY. 4. Tujhme Rab Dikhta Hai Yaara Main Kya Karu= MOTIYABIND. 5. Tujhe Yaad Na Meri Aayi Kisi Se Ab Kya Kahna= MEMORY LOSS. 6. Mann Dole Mera Tann Dole=MIRGI. 7. Juda Hoke Bhi TU Mujhme Kanhi Baaki Hai= LOOSEMOTION.!

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Boy sends friend request to Girl on Facebook :-. . . Girl :- Kaunn ho tum ? .. Boy :- Hasrat tumhari .. . . . . Girl :- Chahte kya ho ? . . . . Boy : Mohhabat tumhari .... . . . Girl:- Pachtaoge tum .......... . . Boy :- Kismat hamari ..... . . Girl :- Married hoon main....... . . Boy: To Status single se hata Manhoos Naari....

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Haridwar main BABA ka Mela laga hua hain Prasad main chaddar bate ja rahe hain. Kisi our ko mat batana ye sms sirf selected BHIKARIYO KO bheja ja raha hain.

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Wo Bhul Gaye Ke Unhe Hasaya Kisne Tha, Jab Wo Ruthe The To Manaya Kisne Tha, Wo kehte Hai Wo Bahut Ache Hai Shayad Wo Bhul Gaye Ke Unhe Ye Btaya Kisne Tha.

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Boy & Girl Playing Ludo Boy: Agar 1 se 5 me aya to I Kiss u Grl: Wht? Acha or 6 Aya To Boy: Kabi Ludo Nhi Kheli Kya 6 Aya To dubara meri bari

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Santa: Janemann Mere Dil Me Aja
girl: Sandal Nikalu Kya
santa: Are Pagali Ye Mandir Nhi Hai
tu Aise Hi Aja:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Molvi England club main chala gya: Wahan ja k khob nacha or dance krny k bad bola. O yara koi hum ko ye to batayain k ye "Urss" kis ka hai..

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Hello Dosto..
Niyam Anusar Kabhi Bhi Lagatar
30 Dino Tak Apni Sim Se Sms
Nhi Kroge To Apki Sim Ki Sewaien
Radd Kar Di Jayegi. Sms Karne
Wale Grahako K Liye Ye Manya Nahi.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Boy :give a condom? SalesGirl: Can I touch ur Penis 4 size? Boy:ok SalesGirl: Give him “M“ size, wait..Give “L‘ wait..Give ‘XL‘ oh shit Give me a tissue-paper.

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अगर आपकी कोई गर्लफ्रेंड नहीं है और उसके बाद भी आपने अपने फोन में रोमांटिक गाने भर रखे है तो आप गज़ब वाले आशावादी इंसान है

10 years ago

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Chup Rahoge To Baat Kon Karega, Hum Na Hoge To Tumhe Yaad Kon karega, Mana Ke Hum Wo Nahi Jo Tumhe Pal Pal Yaad Aaye, Par Hum Na Rahe To Tumhe Pyar Kon Karega

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Husband – Cricket :cricket:wala Channel Lagao.
Wife – Nahi Lagaungi.
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Husband – Dekh Lunga.
Wife – Kya Dekhloge?
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Husband – Yahi Channel Jo Tum Dekh Rahi Ho. :(:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Bacha: Miss Main Apko kaisa lagta hoon? Miss: soooo sweet Bacha: To phir Main Apne parents ko Aap ke Ghar kab Bhejun? Miss: wo kyun? Bacha: Ta k wo Humari Baat Karain Miss: kya Bakwas hai? Bacha: Tution parhney k eliye… Miss Aap bhi na cable dekh dekh ke kharaab ho gai hain.

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Ek ledkine ek ledka se puchha tumhara nam kiya he to ladka bola www.harekrisna.com tahan ledki ne hansne laga aur bola tum pagal he kiya. Ladka bola aare me pagal nehin hun ea mera websit he tum samaj nehi sakte kiya ihan par mera nam herekrisna he.

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Pappu ki engagement 1 bahut Khubsurat Ladki se hui… :hearts: . pappu us ladki se kabhi nahi mila tha. Na kabhi us se baat hui thi… Bas sab logo se uski khubsurti ki tareef hi suni thi. Shaadi k baad pappu us ka ghoonghat utha kar bola : Tum wakai bohut khubsurat ho Tumhe kya gift karoo ? Ladki sharmati hui boli:- “Do aap taa Dill Taley…..” =D MORAL:- Kam se kam ek call to kar leni chahiye thi….:D

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Jab Question Paper ho out of Control. Answer sheet ko kr k Fold…. Answer sheet ko kr k Fold. Aeroplane bana k bole! All will fail! Student kia jane Result kia hoga? Marks milegay ya Zero pe Tie ho ga. Toh Girl Friend ghuma… Paisa Ura. Paisa Ura k bole. Papa All is Well!!

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