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  • <<< 1 aisi ladki ayegi . . jo sirf tumhari hogi. . . tum use behad pyar karoge. . . tum use kiss karoge or wo pass aa kar kahegi . . I Love You... Mummy...!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Apni surat ka kabhi didar de, Tadap raha hun kabhi apna pyar de. Ek baar muskuara de mere liye, Fir sanam mujhe jaan se mar de.
    • 10 years ago



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  • लडकी को लाईन ... और कुत्ते को पत्थर सोच समझ कर मारना चाहिये ... .= = = = = पीछे भी पड़ सकते हैं..!! = = = = = कुत्ते अस्पताल पहुंचा देते है ओर लड़की शमशान मे पहुंचा देती है..!!..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Don ko 11 mulko ki police dhundh rahi he.. . . kyu ki. . . . . . . sabhi mulko ke logo ko Ra.One film ki ticket ke paise wapas chahiye..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Me : Bhai Original Shades hai ? He : Haan , RayBan hai . Me : Hatt gandu Nakli hai na ? He : haha Haan , Original Lag rahe hai na ? :D :P By -ANIL
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy-pen h? Grl-nai B-pen h? G-nai B-pen h? G-no, Ab pucha to hathode Se sir fod dungi Kuch der baad B-hathoda h? G-na B-to pen h pen?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Zyadatar boys ka Carrier to wahi khatm ho jata hai............ Jab aage bench par bethi ladki............ Piche mudkar smile k sath pen/pencil maang leti hai..Agree boys..
    • 10 years ago



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  • “Kal Aisa Hi Waqt Tha Jab Hum Gum Sum Say Rehthay Thay Dil Mein Hazaar Gham Chupa Kar Kisi Ko Kuch Bi Nahi Kehtay Thay… Ab Sun Li Hai Rab-ji Nay Yeh Choti Si Faryaad Humari.. “koi Apna Aisa Zindaggi Mein Aaye Jo Mita Kar Gham, Dayde Khushi…”:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

    Djsumit
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 ladki coke pi rahi thi, achanak us me se 1 MACHHAR nikla Macchar bola : MAA. Ladki:Mein teri maa nahi hu. Machhar:Aisa na bol maa, mein teri COKE se nikla hoon.......
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek murgi aur uske 3 bache road cross kar rahe the. Road cross karne k baad murgik 1 bache ne kaha,hum saato ne road cross karli. 7 kaise? ? ? ? Socho, Aur socho, read msg again, than scroll down, Arey yaar,bache hai kuch b bolte rehte hai.. aap tension mat lo..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dosti boobs nahi jo dab jay dosti lun nahi jo thak jay dosti gand nahi jo phat jay Dosti to phoudi hai mairey dost phoudi jo waqet k sath sath gahri hoti jati hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • दिल्ली में रात की शिफ्ट में नौकरी करने वाले कल ये सोच-सोच कर दिन भर न सो सके कि... . . . . . . . . वो अगर रात में ऑफिस जायेंगे तो सुबह वापस कैसे आएंगे।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Chota Sa Raasta Bhi Mushkil
    mehsoos Hota Hai,
    Jab Koi Saath Chalne Wala Na Ho..
    Lekin Kabhi Kabhi Ek Bada Aur
    mushkil Raasta Bhi Chaar Kadmo Me
    simat Jaata
    hai..
    Jab
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    Kutta Piche Laga Ho
    Moral - Me Kabhi Emotional Quotes
    post Nahi Karta...:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl:My Janu Baby Shona Ye Personal Aur Secret Me Kya Difference Hota Hai Boy:Tum Meri Gf Ho Ye Personal Hai And Teri Behen Bhi Meri Gf Hai Ye Secret Hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Girl Akeli Jarahi thi 1 Boy Samne Se Aa Rha Tha Dono Bilkul Pass Aa Gye Ldka Chala Gya Ldki Chali Gyi Moral . . . . . . . . . . Sab Ap Jese Kaminy Nhi Hote!*!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Koi Samjhe Na Humko Beshak Par Aap To Samjhte Hain, Apna Banate Hain Mere Har Gam Ko Tabhi To Hum Sambhalte Hain, Khuda Har Ek Khushi De Aapko Har Ek Gam Humko Naseeb Ho, Bas Yahi Dil Mei Sochkar Har Ek Dua Karte Hain…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek truck ke pichhe kitni sundar . . . . . . . . . V a k y a likhe the dhyan hatahi ta bara puri batahi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sortti Jodi Ami Cole Jai Ai Prithibi Cere. Vebona Faki Diyeci Tomay, Nijum Rate Meghin Akshpane Takiye Dehko, Ami Tara Hoye Dekhci Tomay....
    • 10 years ago



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  • A nursry boy proposes a girl: Boy-I LOVE U Girl replies-Ek thappad marugi khichke Boy rplies-MUKKA NAI KHAYEGI JAISE PHIR! Badi aayi thappad marne wali...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl: Jaanu Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?
    Boy: Baby Long Drive Par..!!
    Girl:acha Toh Pahle Kyun Nhi Bataya..?
    Boy:baby Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jub Break Nai Lag Rahe.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    :p
    • 10 years ago



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