Jokes SMS

*WARI Warsi Khattan Gye Si Khat K Lianda Pjama Jehra SMS Pad K 10 Mint Na Nache Oh Apni "MASHUK DE MUNDE DA MAMA,BUrraaaa Mach Mai V Hune Nach K Hatea..:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Arzz Kiya Hai, Mujh Se Break-Up Kar Ke Tu Ban Gayi Ullu Mujh Se Break-Up Kar Ke Tu Ban Gayi Ullu Maine Toh Nayi Patta Li Tujhe Kya Milla? Babaji Ka Thullu??

10 years ago

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Cid ki is bat k karan main cid nahi dekhta. Lady-rahul mera bhai tha. Daya-rahul tumhara bhai tha. Lady-ha,rahul mera bhai tha. Abhijit-rahul sach main tumhara bhai tha. Lady- ha rahul mera bhai tha. Acp- daya iska matlab ye rahul ki behn hai.

10 years ago

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Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua? Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain! Santa: Subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.

10 years ago

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Pappu: Dad Wo Maine Kaha Tha Na Ki Main Dost Ke Yahaan Padhne Ja Raha Hoon. Santa: Haan To? Pappu: Maine Jhooth Bola Tha, Daroo Pee Raha Hun Doston Ke Saath. Santa: To Abb Kyun Bata Rahe Ho? Kinley Ki Ad Dekhi Kya. Pappu: Nahi Police Walon Ne Pakad Liya!

10 years ago

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Techer- Wo Kon Se Mahapurush The, Jo RAGHUPATI RAGHAB GAYA KARTE The,?

Papu- Pata Nahi.

Teacher- Chennai Express Kitna Speed Me Jata H?

Papu- Pata Nahi.

Teacher- Dionosors Ande Dete The Ya Bachhe Paida Karte The.?

Papu- Pata Nahi

teacher- Kamine Itna V Nahi Janta. Mujhe Kal In 3 Prasno K Ans Ek 7 Chahiye. Jese V.

Next Day Jab Teacher Class Me Aate H.

Papu- Sir, Sir , Mahatma Gandhi 100 Speed Me Ande Dete The.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Ek Hospital Ke Aage Ek Note Pe Likha Tha Yahan Normal Delivery 500/- Rupaye Mein Hoti Hai Aur Baniye Ki 10/- Rupaye Mein, Ek Pandit Ne Ye Note Pada Aur Hairan Hokar Doctor Ke Pass Gaya Aur Puchha. Pandit: “Hamari Itni Mehengi Aur Baniye Ki Itni Sasti Kyun?” Doctor: “Kyun Ki Hamein Baniye Ki Delivery Mein Jayda Kaam Nahi Karna Padta Hai” Pandit: “Wo Kaise ?” Doctor: “Hum Dilevery Ke Samaye 1/- Ka Sikka Dikhate Hai, Aur Baccha Apne Aap Bahar Aa Jata Hai“

10 years ago

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aik Rickshaw ke peeche likha tha..."Sawan ko aane do" aik truck aata hai aur Rickshaw ko jor ki takkar maar deta hai, truck par likha tha..."Aaya SawaN Joom ke"

10 years ago

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PAPPU Biwi Se:
Pani Pila Do ...
Biwi :- Kya! ,Pyaas Lagi Hai ??
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PAPPU (Gussey Se): "Nahi"Gala Check Karna
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Kahin Se"LEAK"to Nahi Hai:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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We Think Our Memory Is Weak..... . But Jis Se Kabhi Pyar Kiya Ho Jab Usko Bhulna Chaho..... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Tab Lagta Hai Ki Jaise Saari Duniya Ke KAJU BADAM Humne Hi Khaye Ho. :(

10 years ago

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बोलते हैं की लड़की:woman: हसीं:relaxed: तो फँसी,
मैंने तो Page में आज तक,
कितनो को ही हंसाया,
फँसी तो तो एक भी नहीं...
:slight_smile::relaxed::slight_smile:

10 years ago

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Nam Na Ho Kabhi Ye Masoom Nigahain
Hamari Arzoo Hai Aap Sada Muskraain
Udasi Ka Sath Rahe Hum Talak,aur
Tere Aashiyaan Mai Sada,baharain He Jayain…iii:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Ishq Wale Ankho:eye: Ki Baat Samajh Lete
hai,
Sapno Me Mil Jaye To Mulakat Samajh
lete Hai,
rota To Aasma Bhi Hai Pyaar Ke Liye,
par Log Use Barsat Samajh Lete Hai.

10 years ago

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Arz Kiya Hai
Shayari Krna Koi Sasta Nahi
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Shayari Krna Koi Sasta Nahi
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Aur Jo Ladki Aapki Taraf Dekhkar Hasti Nahi
To Samjh Lo Ki Wo Tooth Paste Krti Nahi.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Aashikon ko mohabbat ke alava Agar kuchh kaam hota To maikhane jake har roz yun badnam na hota Mil jaati chahne wali Usse bhi kahin raah mein koi Agar kadmon mein nasha aur Hath mein jaam na hota.

10 years ago

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Ladki Ki Shaadi Me Uska Puraana BOYFRIEND Bhi Aaya Tha ...... . . . Sabhi Ne Us Se Poochha: Kya Aap Hi Dulhe Ho....... . . . . . . Boyfriend : Nahi Main To Semi Final Mein OUT Ho Gaya tha.. . . . Final Dekhne Aaya Hun...

10 years ago

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WIFE:" JANU, Aaj Tumhari Girlfriend Night Stay Karne Aaa Rahi hai ! Maine Fridge mein Beer & fresh Fruit Salad banake rakha hai, Room freshner side table par hai, Nahanay Ka Soap with lime fragrance or towel Bhi rakha hai, Main baccho ko Leker Mummy K yaha Jaa Rahi Hoon, Kal Sham Tak Aajaungi, Prog Mein Koi Change Ho To Inform Kar Dena, mein Wahin aur Ruk JaunGi... . . . Isko kehte hai . . . . . . . . . . EK HUSBAND ke haseen sapne :D

10 years ago

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Teacher: 1 Achcha Ladka Ladki Ko Kaise Prapose Krega? Stu: Wo Use Naav Me Bitha Ke Samundar K Beech Me Le Ja Ke Kahega "I Love U" Bol De Nhi To Meri Naav Se Utr Ja.

10 years ago

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Vo Bhi Kya Din The Jab 19-20 Sal Ki Ladkiya Hum Ko Roz Kiss Kar Ti Thi Lakin Tab Hamari Kismat Phuti Thi Ki Hamari Umar 2-3 Sal Ki Thi.

10 years ago

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Duniya me 5 muskil kaam, 1.Hathi ko dhaka lagana 2.Machar ki malish krna 3.Chitti ko kiss krna 4.Ziraf ki gardn dabana 5.or ap logo se SMS ki umeed krna

10 years ago

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