3 Kale Dost Ja Rhe The. Raste Me Unhe Ek Pari Mili, usne Teeno Ko 1-1 Vardan Offer Kiya. 1st- Muje Dudh Jitna Gora Bana Do. 2nd- Muje B Utna Hi Gora Bana Do. Wo Dono Gore Ho Gaye.:) 3rd- He.he.he In Saalo Ko Fir Se Kala Bna Do Teeno Fir Se Kale Ho Gaye. [Moral-kuch Dost Kamine Hi Rehte Hai]:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
1 Ladki Coke Pi Rahi Thi,
Achanak Us Me Se 1 Machhar Nikla
MACHHAR Bola : Maa.
Ladki: Mein Teri MAA Nahi Hu.
Machhar: Aisa Na Bol Maa,
Mein Teri COCK Se Nikla Hoon.
Man: deposited to your bank account was noted in 1000.
Cashier (Cashier): Santa ji, this note is a fake.
Man: So you have no problem, that you will be in my account?
अर्ज़ किया है:
पेप्सी कोक पीने वालों;
कभी लस्सी भी पिया करो;
पेप्सी कोक पीने वालों;
कभी लस्सी भी पिया करो;
"फ़ोकट में पोस्ट पढ़ने वालों कभी लाइक (Like) भी किया करो।"
INDIA is a place where..
Anyone driving faster than you is..
"Saala yeh Pakka marega"
Anyone driving slower than you is
"Saala kutta, Gaadi Chalani nai aati ise" !!
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And
Anyone Driving Parallel to you is
"Apne Baap se Race Lagayega Tu.."
Ek ladka pee ke ghar aaya aur ek book
lekar padhne laga. Dad: pee ke aaya
hai. Son: nahi to. Dad: kaminey phir
suitcase kholke kya bak bak kar raha
hai.
GirlFriend: Hum Bohat Badnam Ho Chuky Hen, Ab Hamy Shadi Ker Leni Chahiye... . BoyFriend: Lekin Itni Badnami K Bad... . . . Hum Se Shadi Kare Ga Kon??:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
Baap Apne Bete Ko Apne Gujre Hue Bachpan Ki Baatein Bata Raha Tha Baap: Ek Jamana Tha Jab Main 10 Rs Mein Doodh Pi Ke Aata Tha Beta: Wo Jamane Gaye Papa, Aajkal To 10 Rupaye Mein Koi Dikhati Bhi Nahi.
Pappu: Mai Raat Ko Bathroom Gaya, To Vahan Pr Bhoot Tha. Golu: To Phir Kya Hua? . . . . . Pappu: Hona Kya Tha Mai Bhoot Se Bola Tm Hi Kr Lo, Hmara To Aise Hi Nikal Gaya Tha.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed: