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  • Funy poetery lipat key mahboob ki bahon sey aisa josh aya fair odey abey ney waikh laya tey fair civil hospital dey vich hosh aya
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Once Rajnikant appeared in exam of B.E. Guess what happened? . . . . Ghanta He Too... Failed.. . . . . . Beta ye ENGINEERING hai... Rajni ho ya Gajni... Sabki hai BAJNI............. Engineers THOKo LIKE
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Khuda Kehta He Apne Gamayu Yu Numaish Na Kar . .

    Apne Nasib Ki Yu Ajmaish Na Kar . . .

    Jo Tera Hai Darpe Khud Aayega. . . .

    Har Roz Use Pane Ki Khawaish Na Kar . . .
    :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Agar Koi Hume Achchha Lagta
    Hai To
    Achchha Wo Nahi, Hum Hai..
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    Aur Agar Koi Hume Bura Lagta
    Hai
    To
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    Bura Wahi Hai Kyoki Hum To
    Achchhe Hai
    Na! ...................................
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    Zindagi Se Koi Cheez Maango To
    Aise
    Maango Jaise Tumhare Baap Ki
    Thi.
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    Aur Nahi Mili To Ye Soch Lena
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    Kaun Si Tumhare Baap Ki Thi!:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE...... ANSWER ER JONNO NICHE DEKHO..... ARO NICHE..... ARO NAMO..... ARE BOLDA SMS ER NICHE NA.... TOMR NICHE TAILEI BUJHBI KI TOMI...... HA HA HA..........
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • God apun se pucha, Kidhar jana mangta? SWARG YA NARAK ? Apun bola NARAK ! Apun ko malum, Tum sala dost log udharich milega, Bole to Jidhar tum, Woich apun ka SWARAG!!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Ek sawaal... RAJA ki Biwi ka naam "TUMHARI"tha, Ek din RAJA ne apni Biwi TUMHARI ko mahal k upar se dhakka de dia aur Tumhari niche gir gayi. Aur Phir Tumhari k upar hathi ne paon rakh dia aur is tarah Tumhari mar gayi. Ab sawaal ye hai k TUMHARI kisne maari? Raja ne ya Haathi ne Hanso mat, jawaab do ?
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Na Kashti Na Kinara Hai Koi, Na Manjil Na Jeene Ka Sahara Hai Koi, na Aansu Na Khushi Ka Ishara Hai Koi, par Aap Hai To Lagta Hai Ki Hamara Hai Koi.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Ek Faqeer tha… Bheekh maangne ke liye masjid ke bahar baitha tha.. . . Sab namaazi Ankh bacha kar chale gaye Aur use kuchh na mila. Wo phir church gaya, Phir mandir Or Phir gurudware. Lekin, usko kisi ne kuch na diya.. Aakhir mein wo Ek Beer bar ke bahar aa kar baith gaya.. Jo bhi sharabi bahar nikalte woh uske katore me kuch daal dete.. Uska katora noto se bhar gaya… Fakir bola. “Waah re Prabhu” Rehte kahan ho, Aur Address kahan ka Dete ho..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Akbar Ne Ek Baar Birbal Se Majaak Krte Huye Kahaa.... . Akbar :~ Birbal Vaada Kro Ki Tum Apni Biwi Ko Sabse Pahle Mujhe Kiss Krne Doge... Birbal :~ Vaada Hujur....!! . Pr Meri Ek Shart Hai... . Akbar :~ Bolo Kya Shart Hai....?? . . Birbal :~ Shadi Me Aapki Bahan Se Krunga....!!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Jisko dil diya meine diwani samjh kar.Wo kha gayi mujhe biryani samjh kar.Ek katra bhi na choda khoon ka.Use bhi pee gayi nimbu pani samjh kar.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 8. Duniya Ka Sabse Shareef Insaan Banne Ka Dhong Karo:- Chahe Tum Kitne Hi Bade Dhokebaaz Kyun Na Ho, Kintu Facebook Mein Ladki Se Dosti Hotehi Usse Aise Baatein Karo Jaise Tum Is Duniya Ke Sabse Shareef Insaan Ho. Aur Tum Hi Uske Sapho Ke Rajkumar Ho.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • लड़की- तुम whats app पर हो?.... . . . . . .लड़का- हां. . . . . . . लड़की- तो फ्रैंड रिक्वेस्ट भेजो. tongue emoticon tongue emoticon लड़का - भाग साली देहाती ।
    • 10 years ago



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  • डूब :point_left_tone1::swimmer_tone1: चुका हूँ
    अब तुम:point_right_tone1: शाम :point_left_tone1::waning_crescent_moon: बन जाओ,
    मैं :cop_tone1:बन जाता हूँ नशा:point_left_tone1:
    तुम:point_left_tone1::bride_with_veil_tone1: जाम:point_right_tone1::beers::beer: बन जाओ..
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS , Jokes SMS
  • A - apple B - BALL C - cat D - dog E - elephant F - fish . . . . . . . . Ab niche kya dekh rahe ho age ata nahi to jake dub maro.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • 1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain? pappu : legs Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai? pappu: paisay Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain pappu: neend puri karte hain girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai? pappu : kaan main ched MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar selected a short girl to marry. Why? Because guru ji told him Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai ...:-P
    • 10 years ago



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  • माँ बच्चों के लिए हमेशा समझौता कर लेती है हालात से...
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    लेकिन सीरियल के टाईम रिमोट मांग लो तो मारती है उलटे हाथ से
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teri Dosti Hum Is TarahNibhayenge Tum Roj Khafa HonaHum Roj Manayenge Par MaanJana Manane Se Warna Ye BheegiPalakein Lekar Kaha Jayenge ,
    • 10 years ago



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