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Aj Ka Suvichar Cigrette Peene Se Tumhare Andar "Cancer" Paida Hota Hai Aur Daaru Peene Se . . . . "Dancer"

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कई ‪#‎लड़कियाँ‬ तो इतनी ‪#‎शर्मीली‬ होती है इतनी #शर्मीली होती है कि ‪#‎शर्माना‬ ही भूल जाती है:person_with_pouting_face::person_with_pouting_face::person_with_pouting_face:

10 years ago

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mat socho ki main dukhi hu . . . kabhi ye v soch liya karo . . . . ki kam se kam sala Internet to chal RHA hai . .ha..... ha

10 years ago

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Baap Ne Beti Ke Room Me Cigarette Dekha...
Oh God, She Smokes
Phir Wine Ki Bottle Dekhi...
Oh God, She Drinks Too...
Phir Ladke Ko Dekha
Thank God, Ye Sab Es Ladke Kaa He:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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‘Aaj “Titanic” Ki 98th Anivrsry Hai…..
So
Plz Sub Pyar Karne Walon Se Request Hai,
K,
“DOOB” K Mar Jayen…
* Thank You *’

10 years ago

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2 Judwa Bachche.. 1st Hans Ke Lot Pot Ho Raha Tha, 2nd Udaas Tha.. Dad: Tum Itna Kyun Hans Rahe Ho.. Son: Mummy Ne Itni Thand Mein Dono Baar Isi Ko Nehla Diya..

10 years ago

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Hath dosti ka dekar wapis liya nahi jata,is nazuk riste ko zakhm diya nahi jata.such-much bahut zalim he ye duniya,hai sms fir bhi logo se kiya nahi jata.....

10 years ago

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Aalfazoo Ki Kami Hoti Hai Wahan Mohabbat Beshumar Hoti Hai Jahan, Nighoon Se Nigahe Or Labho Se Labh, Mil Jate Hai Wahan, Karib Hote Hai Do Dil Jahan.

10 years ago

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1 ladki coke pi rhi thi, achanak usme se machhar nikla machhar-maa ladki me teri maa nhi hu machhar- esa na bol ma... me teri coke se nikla hu maaas

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पति - सजनी... अपनी जुल्फों को जरा संवार भी लिया करो ? .. पत्नी (शरमाते हुए): आप भी ना... .. पति : "मां कसम"... अगर अगली बार खाने में बाल आ गया तो "सजनी" से "गजनी" बना दूंगा।

10 years ago

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G(OLD) Joke :
Pappu Ne FM Radio:pager: Pe Phone:iphone: Kiya
aur Kaha :
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Mujhe Lawrence Road Pe Ek Purse
mila Hai Jisme 15000 Cash, Ek Credit CardaurRahman
Malik Ke Naam Ka ID Mila Hai....
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RJ : Wah... Aap Kitne Imaandaar
hain.... Kya Aap Unhe Wo Purse Waapis Karnachahenge?? ?
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Pappu : Nahi... Main Chahta Hun Ki
Rahman Malik Ke Liye Ek SAD SONG Bajaya Jaaye....:p=D:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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"aaj Se Aap Ke Yaha...dhan... Ki Barsat Ho,
maa Laxmi Ka... Vas... Ho, Sankatto Ka.... Nash... Ho
har Dil Par Aapka... Raj... Ho, Unnati Ka Sarpar... Taj... Ho
ghar Me Shanti Ka.... Vas... Ho
* HAPPY DIWALI *
:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
Djsumit

10 years ago

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Boyfrnd:me Tumhe Kab Call Karun.? Girlfrnd:- Jab Tum Chaho ..! Bf Ok To Me Kal Morning 7 Baje Call Krta Hu..! Gf Itni Jaldi!!! Bf Ok To Me 10baje Call Krta Hu.! Gf Tab To Me College Jati Ho.! Bf Hmmm Me 2baje Call Krta Hu.!! Gf Tab To Lunch Time Hai Na..!! Bf Oh Toh Me Sham Ko 7baje Call Kr Lunga..!!! Gf Tab To Favrt Serial Ata Hai Mera..!! Bf Ok Me 9 Baje Call Karunga..!! Gf Tab To Sab Ghar Pe Rahenge..!!! Bf Meri Maaaaaaaa Me Call Kab Karu...?? Gf Jab Tum Chaho...

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Wife- raat ko chor aya tha gar me, or mujhe kiss krke chala gya. Pati- tumne roka nahi.. Wife- bahut kaha tha rukne k liye, par bola fir aunga, yaWL thodo LIke. ;-) jada haso MaAT budu. :-P #adMin :- akasH. :-*

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Dhoni Is 29 Yrs N Sakshi Is 21 Yrs
Bt Stil Dhoni Says We Were School Friends Stupid
10th Me 1st Std Ki Ladki Pe Line Marta Tha,
Dhoni Is 29 Yrs N Sakshi Is 21 Yrs
Bt Stil Dhoni Says We Were School Friends Stupid
10th Me 1st Std Ki Ladki Pe Line Marta Tha,
Tharki Kahi Ka. . . .;) =))
Like: 59 - Length: 164 CharTharki Kahi Ka. . . .;) =BY Sharad:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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"BEFORE DRINKING" Mai to aaj pena nehi chati lekin tum itna bolrahe ho to pee leta hun but mere pas paisa nehi hai. "AFTER DRINKING" Abe pee pee zetne din tere aie bhai zinda hai zee var k pee tu paise ki chinta mat kar. BY - AMIR(KATWA)

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GIRL Xcuse me brothr dats my seat BOY Ok bt im not ur brother My DAD nevr fucked urMOM GIRL True bt my DAD fucked ur MOM MORAL Ladkia b ab madrchod ho gyi hai

10 years ago

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Girl To Pappu (in college): Hey Guy! Where is the princepal office? Santa: Pappu ye tujhe gay bol rahi hai. Pappu (Style Me): Sorry, bakariyo se hamara princepal nahi milta. :D

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Sir:Aj pehli bar tm clas me baten kr rahy ho, hamesha tm nazren jhuka k meri baten sunte thy. Kia hua tmhe? Stdnt: Sir aj mera sms packg khtmhogya hai:

10 years ago

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पति प्यार से पत्नी को बोला, ये जो तुम अचानक से मेरा मोबाइल चेक करने लगती हो, ये भी सर्जिकल स्ट्राइक के ही श्रेणी में आता है..

10 years ago

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