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100 Saal Ka Budda Marne Ke Baad Swarg Pahuncha Udhar Ki Ronak Aur Mast Apsaraon Ko Dekh Kar Man Hi Man Rote Hue Bola. Budda: “ Ye Sala Ramdev Baba Ke Chakkar Mein Na Pada Hota To Sahi Umar Mein Yahaan Aa Gaya Hota “

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Girl; what do you like in me? Boy; those two balls having black dots in center. Girl; you rascal are you with me for that? Boy; yes, i liki your eyes. By nemichand joshi sointra

10 years ago

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Girl: Mummy, Jab Mein Susu Karti Hoon Tou Seeti Ki Awaaz Aati Hai. Aap
ki Aati Hai?
Mummy : Beta Pehle Meri Bhi Aati Thi, Abh Tumhare Papa Ne Baja Baja Ke
kharab Kardi Hai

10 years ago

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Student Ye Baate Yaad Rakhna

kabhi Class Me Top Na Karo
Warna Log Tumse Jalne Lage
ge
.
.
.
Hamesha Late Class Me Jao Is
tarah Har Teacher Tumhe Yaad:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
rakhega
.
.
Zyada Padhne Se Time Waste
hota
hai..

Aur Time Waste Karna Buri
baat Hai Kabhi Test Na Do

Kyuki Beizzati Ke 2 Marks Se
to Izzat Ke 0 Acche Hai...

10 years ago

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Pappu: Dad Wo Maine Kaha Tha Na Ki Main Dost Ke Yahaan Padhne Ja Raha Hoon. Santa: Haan To? Pappu: Maine Jhooth Bola Tha, Daroo Pee Raha Hun Doston Ke Saath. Santa: To Abb Kyun Bata Rahe Ho? Kinley Ki Ad Dekhi Kya. Pappu: Nahi Police Walon Ne Pakad Liya!

10 years ago

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મારા મિત્ર ને ફોન કર્યો ને કહ્યું કે આ મારો નવો નંબરછે,

સેવ કરી રાખજે.
એણે બહુ સરસ જવાબ આપ્યો .

તારો અવાજ મેં સેવ કરી રાખ્યો છે,

નંબર ગમે તેટલા બદલ

હું તને તારા અવાજ થી જ

ઓળખી જઈશ..!!

:kissing_heart::kissing_heart::kissing_heart::kissing_heart::relaxed::blush::blush::blush:
આમા કવી ને નંબર સેવ કરતા નથી આવડતુ એટલે મોટી મોટી હાંકે છે:joy::joy:

10 years ago

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Tags : Kavi Jokes , Gujarati Jokes , Jokes SMS , Funny Jokes

दो शेर जंगल में बैठे थे. पास से एक खरगोश गुजरा. आहट सुनकर एक शेर ने दूसरे से पूछा – “क्या है ?” - “कुछ नहीं … फास्ट फ़ूड है !!!

10 years ago

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Boyfriend ek aisi cheez h .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jis k samne chipkali, cockroach se darne wali ladki bhi sherni ban k ghumti hai...

10 years ago

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Ek Ladki Ne Page Inbox Me Mujhse Kaha Ki "Aap Bahut Achhi Post Karte Ho" :hearts: . . Awwwwww. . Maine Kaha To Fir Tum Like Kyu Nahi Krti Ho?? (Y) . . . . Vo Boli- Nahi Main To Apki Har Post 2-2 Baar Like Karti Hun...:o :P :/ . . . Ab Aap Hi Batao. Kaun Samjhay In :P :D Ladkiyon Ko.

10 years ago

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Teacher : Desh Ki Sabse Imaandaar Or Shaktishaali Police Kha Paayi Jaati Hai? . . . . . . . . Pappu : Crime Petrol Nd Savdhaan India Mai Hahaha.

10 years ago

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Biwi- Tum Muje Payar Nahi Karte
pati- Esa Nahi H Me Karta Hu
biwi-to Fir Muje Abhi Tak Baby Kyon Nahi Diya
pati- Ok Khuch Time Lagega Biwi- Nahi Tum Har Bar Yahi Kehte Ho Muje To Abhi Ka Abhi Chahiye :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Ladki:dancer: Ek Aisi Paheli Hai, Kabhi Teri To Kabhi Meri Saheli Hai.
Kharcha Karo To Bole "darling, How Are You?". Na Karo To Bole "brother, Who Are You?".

10 years ago

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अब लडकी वालो को रिश्ते ढूँढने कहीं जाना नहीं पड़ता.... . . सारे कुंवारे,सिंगल लड़के आधी रात के बाद Facebook,Twitter पर ही मिल जाते हैं

10 years ago

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Most of us after 20yrs: "Aaj kal ke bache kya jaane what music is. Gaane toh humaare time me hote the -chaar botal vodka, kaam mera roz ka".

10 years ago

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आज का ज्ञान: न्यूज़ चैनल और बीवी दोनों एक जैसे ही होते हैं, जब तक ये 1 बात को 10 बार ना बता दें, इनको सकून नहीं मिलता।

10 years ago

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Tu agar paas bhi ho to dil beqarar apna haike humko tera nahin intezar apna haimile koi bhi tera zikr cheddete hainke jaise saara jahaan arazdar apna haiwo dur ho to baja tark-e-dosti ka khayalwo samne ho to kab ikhtiyar apna haizamane bhar ke dukhon kolaga liya dil seis aasre pe ke ik ghamgusar apna hairaahat-e-jaan bhi vahi haikya kijewo jiske haath se sinaafigaarapna hai.

10 years ago

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Girlfrend Romantic mood me- aaj ghar mai koi nhi hai, aajao.. . . . . . . . . . . Boy- tu mere ghar aaja pagli, mere ghar sab log hai Tera mann laga rahega :D :p Moral- har ladka kamina nahi hotakoi sharif b hota hai :D

10 years ago

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Shahar Ka Ladka Gaon Ki Ladki Patata Hai .. . . . Ladka : Tmko Whatsapp Chalana Aata Hai ?? . . . Ladki : Nhi Par Tum Chalana Me Pich Beth Jaungi .

10 years ago

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Khushi:" Jab Biwi Pregnant Ho . . . . . . Darr:" Jab Girlfriend Pregnant Ho . . . . . . . . Khauf:" Jab Dono Pregnant Ho . . . . . . . . . . Haadsa:" Pata Chale Ki... Aap Dono Ke Papa Nahi Ho...

10 years ago

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pata hai sadi ke samaya dulhe ko ghori par kyon bithate hai.........use bhagne ka akhri moka dete hai.

10 years ago

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