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Sirf Aap Ko Hi Yaad Kia.
Aur Sirf 2 Mins Lagay
Is Jhoot Ko Type Kernay Mein:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Pyase ko toa ek katra pani bhi bahut hota hai , Aur kehte hain ishk main toa char pal ki zindagi bhi bahut hai , Doobne ko samundar main kyu jaya jaye , Unki palkoan se tapakta vo aansuon ka samundar hi kafi haiiii

10 years ago

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Laila ko karna ho empress to majanu ko khani hogi Mento fresh or Majanu ko karana ho empress to Laila ko utarni ho puri ki puri dress bole to ek dum fresh......!

10 years ago

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~~~ Cockroch Chuhe Se Darta Hai,
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~ Chuhe:mouse2: Billi :cat2:se,
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~ Billi :cat2:kutte:dog2: Se,
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kutta:dog2: Admi:spy: Se,
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admi:spy:apni GIRLFRND :dancer:se,
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aur GIRLFRND:dancer: "cockroch":spider: Se.

10 years ago

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ARZ KIYA HAI. zara gaur farmiye ! haan toh ARZ KIYA HAI.. Yu na kisi k dil se khelo...... . . Yu na kisi k dil se khelo... . . . . . . . Jab Like & comment nahi karna aata TOH? ? ? Computer aur mobile bech kar radio lelo Ho gayi na ab bejjati...

10 years ago

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Girl : "Iss Bheed-Bhaad Waali Duniya Se Kahin Aur Chalte Hai.. Shaant Si Jagah.. Jahaan Sirf Tum Aur Main Ho" Boy : "Aao Orkut Mein Login Karein"..!!

10 years ago

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अगर मरने के बाद भी जीना चाहते हो तो एक काम ज़रूर कर जाना, या तो पढ़ने लायक कुछ लिख जाना या लिखने लायक कुछ कर जाना..!!

10 years ago

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PAPPU 1 GHAR KE NICHE SU-SU KAR RAHA THA : : : UPAR SE 1 AURAT BOLI:- DIKHTA NAHI HAI DIWAR HAI.. : : : : : PAPPU bola: THODA SIDE SE DEKHO.. DIKH JAYEGA....

10 years ago

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आज का ज्ञान
ज़्यादा ध्यान उस पर दे ,जिसे आप
ब्याह के लाये हे
उस पर न दे ,जिसे पड़ोसी ब्याह के
लाया ह:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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DiL Ke Tukde Hue Hzaar Par Wo Na Aayi, Mere Yaarb Din Bhar Tadpte Rahe Uske Hi intzaar Me, Par Baad Me Pata ChLa Wo To Bhag Gyi Kisi Dusre Ke Sath.

10 years ago

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मैंने रिश्तों को संभाला है मोतियों की तरह,

कोई गिर भी जाए तो झुक के उठा लेता हूँ !!:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Master kaka pad liya kaq teri umar ch ta gandhi ne b.A KAR lai c student _master ji tusi v kuch sikh liya karo tuhadi umr ch ta Bhagat SINGH ne fansi la le c......

10 years ago

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Humne bhi zindagi me mohabbat ki thi, thodi nhi beshumar ki thi, badal gyi zindagi meri us din jab unhone kaha are pagli humne to hansi ki thi.

10 years ago

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Pappu ki gf Pappu se . . . Gf:" Jaanu Mujh par shayari banao.. . Pappu:" In kali-kali Zulfo se karti ho andhera.. . . . . In kali-kali Zulfo se karti ho andhera.. . . . . Ho jao takli aur kar do savera..

10 years ago

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Tu Na Kam Bola Kar,
itni Hasiyat Nhi H Teri,
k Tu Mujhse Aise Baat Kare, Or
sunle, Agli Baar Zaban Sambhal Kar
baat Kario..
“Agar Kisiko Datna Ho To Aise
dantiye”:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Santa To Banta Santa-agar Lion Ko Khula Chodenge To Kya Hoga. Banta-lion Chori Ho Jaayega...:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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लोग पता नहीं कैसे भाग कर शादी कर लेते हैं.... . . . मुझसे तो भाग कर रोड भी क्रॉस नहीं होती...

10 years ago

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Boy: Tu Dharti Pe Chahe Jaha Bhi Rahegi Tujhe Tere Khusbu Se Pahchan Lunga Girl : Kasam Se Mere Ko Pahle Se Hi Malum Tha Saala Tu 1 No Ka KUTTA Hai

10 years ago

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Unki Yaado Ki Jhalak Aaj Bhi Hai, Unki Sanso Ki Mehak Aaj Bhi Hai, Kaise Batau Us Bewafa Ko, Ki Ye DiL Unke Bina Udaas Aaj Bhi Hai.

10 years ago

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Tere Har Gum Ko Apni Rooh Me Utaar Lun
Zindagi Apni Teri Chahat Me Sawaar Lun
Mulaqat Ho Tujhase Kuch Is Tarah Meri,
Sari Umar Bas Ek Mulaqat Me Gujaar Lun:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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