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  • पति का सबसे कठिन, बीवी का I.A.S Exam वाला सवाल....?
    जब बीवी Make-up करके कहती हैं...
    : मैं कैसी दिखती हु...!:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Question-Kya Ek Wife Apne Husband Ko Lakhpati Bana Sakti Hai...? Answer- Yes, Par Husband Crorepati Hona Chahiye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • पत्नी- जानू, क्या मैं तुम्हारे सपनों में आती हूँ? पति- नहीं पत्नी- क्यूँ? पति- मैं “हनुमान चालीसा” पढ़ कर सोता हूँ।
    • 10 years ago



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  • ab Yaad Uski Aaye, Tou Aa Jate Hain Aansoo, Main Kaise Keh Doon, Aankh Main Barsaat Nahi Hai ... !!! Sookhay Hoowe Kuchh Phool Hain, Aur Ashq Hain Taza, Kuchh Aur Mere Pass Ab, Soughaat Nahi Hai ... !!!! Waaqif Hain Mere Dard Se, Subha Ka Ujaalaa, Laa-ilm Mere Gham Se, Meri Raat Nahi Hai ... !!!!! Main Jis Ki, Mohabbat Main Yun, Be-Haal Huwa Hoon, Wo Hans Ke, Yeh Kehta Hai, Koi Baat Nahi Hai ... !!!!!! Heart
    • 10 years ago



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  • लड़का: माँ ये लड़कियां इतने व्रत क्यों रखती है?
    माँ: ताकि उन्हें तेरे जैसा कोई निकम्मा न मिल जाये।:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • जिस स्पीड से लड़कियाँ bf के दोस्तों की भाभी बन जाती है उसी स्पीड से लड़के gf की सहेलियों के जीजू क्यों नहीं बनते
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladke mandir Kyu jaate? ? ? ? --- Kyu ki waha :- aarti hai, pooja hai, bhavana hai, archana hai, Bhakti hai, vandana hai, aaradna hai, sadhna hai, Upasna hai Or ye sab dil ko bahut sukun deti he..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Taqdir mai joh hai wohi millega, Taqdir mai joh hai wohi millega. Hnds up krlo saare koi apni zagah se nai hilega.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Son came late… Mom: beta kaha gaya tha..?? Beta: – Mom movie dekhne gaya tha.. Mom: Beta Kaunsi..? . . . Beta: ‘MAA KI MAMTA’ Mom: Ja beta upar ja nayi film lagi hai.. Beta: Maa , kaunsi..? . . . . . Maa: BAAP KA KEHAR !!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • doctor- ab tabiyat kasi hai pesent -kya khak teek hai jab se bil deekha hon tab se need gayab hai"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek ladka apni girlfrnd ka cell chori se dekhta he ki usne mera number kis name se save kiya he JAAN JAANU ya SWEETU. usne apne cell se call kiya to dekha girlfrnd ke cell pe likha aa raha tha MURGA NO.-5
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mohabbat mein jab mujhey Dhoka mila, Toh zindagi me charo aur udasi cha gayi, Socha tha ki AAG laga dunga es duniya ko Par kambhakt colony mein dusri aa gayi
    • 10 years ago



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  • ज्ञान : गर्लफ्रेंड का बेस्ट फ्रेंड दुनिया का सबसे हरामी इंसान होता है...
    • 10 years ago



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  • EK TRAIN ME BHIKHARI SETH SE:Sahab Allah Ke Naam Par 12RS De Do, SETH_Par Tujhe 12RS Kis Baat K Chahiye, BHIKHARI_Sahab Coffe Pina Hai, SETH_Par COFFE To RS6 K Milte Hain, BHIKHARI_Sath Me GIRLFRIEND Bhi hai, SETH_Bhikhari Hokar GF Rakhte Ho, BHIKHARI_Sahab GF Ne Hi Bhikhari Bana Diya Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy to GOD- tumne Girls ko itna khubsurat Q banya, GOD-taki tum usse pyr kr sko, Boy-to fir tumne use akal kam Q di, GOD-taki wo tmse pyr kr ske.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Madam to Student : Last Semester you were roaming with that girl and this semester you are roaming with other. What you think of yourself? Boy : Syllabus changed mam.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aansu tere nikle aur ankhe meri ho :hearts: :hearts: :hearts: . . . . . . . Dil tera dhadke aur Dhadkan meri ho :hearts: :hearts: :hearts: . . . . . . . Aansu tere nikle aur ankhe meri ho... Dil tera dhadke aur Dhadkan meri ho :hearts: :hearts: :hearts: . . . . . . . . . . . . . Khuda kare pyar apna itna gehra ho jaye :hearts: :hearts: :hearts: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ... Log Tujhe Peetein Jab Galti Meri Ho !!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy: I want to say something to you. Girl: What? Boy: Its 3 words and 8 letters. Girl: I know. Its I love You. But I Dont. Boy: No no. Girl: Then what? Boy: Go To Hell.:D So Dont Be Over Smart :P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa at petrol pump Bhai 1rs ka petrol dal do. Salesman: Bhai itna sara petrol dalva ke kahan jana hai? Santa: Jana kahan hai hum to aise hi paise urate hain!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife: I Am Pregnant.
    Santa: Par Main To England Me Tha.
    Wife: Aapki Photo Thi Na.
    Santa: Ullu Mat Bana Kamini Photo To Kamar Tak Hi Thi.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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