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Cid Returns Raat K Pehlu Me Chand Sitare Chaye He Raat K Pehlu Me Chand Sitare Chaye He Madam Darwaja Kholiye Hum Cid Se Aye Hai.

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Guy: If you are smiling, send me your smiles. If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are crying, send me your tears. Girl: I am in Toilet... What should I send?

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Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he shouted, BETA hua BETA. She slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool, It’s a gal

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चीते की चाल :tiger2: बाज की नजर
और Student :sunglasses: Ki पढ़ाई :books:..
पर संदेह नहीं करते........

कभी भी Top :point_up: कर सकते हैं ,

सिर्फ मस्तानी :princess: बीच मे नहीं ,
आनी चाहिये........
:wink::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::wink::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::wink::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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बड़े लोग शादी के बाद हनीमून पे जाते हैं..

छोटे लोग यही सोचते रह जाते हैं कि बस रात को पलंग की आवाज़ ना आये...:smiley::smile::smile:

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8 Saal Ka Ladka-1 Bidi Ka Bundle Dena.
Dukandar-Is Umar Me Bidi Pine Laga?
Boy-Nahi, Ye Chhote Bhai K Liye H, Mere Liye 1 Packet Gold Flake Dedo..:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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America mein WAAR Robert: America mein WAAR ho gaya boss! Ajit: U.S mein kyaa rakhaa hai Bloody Fool! India mein roz “WAAR” hota hai. Ajit: Bolo kaise??? Robert: Nahin maaloom Boss!!! Ajit: Arre ulloo!! SOMWAAR, MANGALWAAR, BUDHWAAR

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Santa - Very Tasty,
Aaj To Tumhare Ghar Kheer
kha Kr Majja Aa Gaya.
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Banta - Agar Billi Muhn Nhi Marti To Kheer Or
bhi Achi Banti.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Santa To Banta Santa-agar Lion Ko Khula Chodenge To Kya Hoga. Banta-lion Chori Ho Jaayega...:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Husband to Wife:Munna yahi se bahar aata hai na ? Wife Muskurate hue:Haan lekin tum jhanko mat, abhi Nazar nahi aayega, bahut chota Suraakh hai. Husband:Yaar fir bhi dekhne to de na Husband ne Surakh mein seJhanka par kuch Nazar nhi aaya. Thodi der Baad. School ki bell bajti hai. Munna Bahar aata hai, Aur husband wife Munne ko le karGhar chale jate hai. Moral:Surakh Gate Mein bhi hota hai. Lekin aapki Soch ko 21 Topon ki Salaami...

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Kya Pata Uski Zuban Se B Izhar Nikle,kya Pata Unke Dil Me B Pyar Mile,sach He Uske Bina Ji Nahi Sakte,kya Pata Uske Dil Se B Yahi Baat Nikle..:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Dil Ne Kaha Dost Ko Sms Kar. Phir Khayal Aya Ki Rehne Do, Dil To Pagal Hai, Phir Socha Dil Agar Pagal Hai To Kya Hua? Dost Kaun Sa Normal Hai!

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अमीर तो हम भी थे दोस्तो, बस दौलत सिर्फ दिल की थी! खर्च तो बहुत किया, पर गिनती सिर्फ सिक्को की हुई.

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1 Night A Boy Helped A Unknown Aunty To Reach Her Home.
Aunty:beta, Raat Bahut Ho Gayi Hai Yahi So Jao , Bittu Ke Room Me.
Boy:nahi Aunty, Mai Yahi Hall Me So Jaunga.
Next Morning A Beautiful Girl Come With A Cup Of Coffee.
Boy:aap Kaun?
Girl:mai Bittu. Aur Aap?
Boy:Mai Gadha, Kutta , Ullu Ka Pattha.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Kaho Santa Ji Suhaag Raat Kaisi Rahi? Kuchh Mat Puchho Yaar, Pehle 5-6 Baar To MissedCall Lagi Aur Jab Sahi Number Laga To Balance NIL Ho Gaya...

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सर - बताओ बच्चो क्या इंसान का कोई मूल्य होता हैं क्या ? . एक शैतान छात्र - हां सर सनी लियॉन की कीमत 13 करोड़ रुपए हैं !!! . सर ( आश्चर्य से ) - कैसे ????? . . . . . . . छात्र - सर वो बोलती हैं " बेबी डॉल मैं सोने दी " . सोने का भाव 25000 प्रति तोला और उसका वजन 52 किलो ... . सर अब वेंटिलेटर पर हैं ...

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Bhai ko Bhai se juda kr deti he -"GF" Maa ko Bete se juda kr deti he -"GF" Pati aur Patni ke Beech Jhagda paida kr deti he -"GF" Insan ko Duniya se juda kr deti he -"GF" Ghar me Jhagda karwa deti he -"GF" "GF"matlab - GALAT FEHMI Jo is waqt aapko hui he. Girl Friend to Bechari Masoom hoti hain

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Maa: Tu Chota Tha To Bilkul Kejriwal Jaisa Tha.. Beta: Kya Mai Roz Dharna Karta Tha.? Maa: Nahi Re, Roz Ek Thappar Khaata Tha..!

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पति: सब्जी मे नमक क्यो नही है?
पत्नी: वो सब्जी :eggplant:थोड़ी जल गयी थी न।
पति: तो नमक क्यो नही डाला?
पत्नी: हम लोग जले पर नमक नही छिड़कते।

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Ek Baccha Bahut Sari Chocolate Kha Raha Tha, Tabhi Ek Aadmi Use Salah Deta Hai. . Aadmi: “ Beta, Itni Chocolate Nahi Khate, Theek Nahi Hoti” . Baccha: “ Ek Baat Bolu, Mere Dada 105 Saal Ke Hai . Aadmi: “ Achha Kya Wo Bahut Chocolate Khate Hai......?? . Beccha: Nahi . Aadmi: “ To Phir...?? . Baccha: “ Ullu k patthe Wo Apne Kaam Se Kaam Rakhte Hai Teri Tarah ungli baazi Nahi Karte

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