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Gusse Ka Aana
"Mard" Hone Ki
nishani Hai,
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magar....
Gusse Ko Pee Jana
%-)
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"Married" Hone Ki
nishani Hai...!!!:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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दारु का नशा उतरते ही
सबसे पहला स्टेट्स बंदा यही डालता है कि...
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'Sorry Friends
कल मेरी ID हैक हो गयी थी'।........

10 years ago

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Palak Jhuka Kar Salam Karte Hai Is Dil Ki Dua Apke Nam Karte Hai Kabul Ho To Muskuradena Hu M Ye Sms Ap Ke Nam Karate Hai..:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Meri Life ki sabse badi galti thi, ke mene apni GF ko Aasique 2 dikhayi...... . . every minute she calls me and ask: "Tu hi ye mujhko bata de khavu me ya naa...." "Tu hi ye mujhko bata de sovu me ya naa...." "Tu hi ye mujhko bata de clg javu me ya naa...." "Tu hi ye mujhko bata de nahavu me ya naa...." ... Aage mat padho bus itna hi kaafi he.... baaki ka to aap log samajh hi gaye honge....

10 years ago

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14 Saal Ka Ladka Apne Pados Ki Aunty Se Puchhta Hai, Ladka: “Aunty, Ladkiyon Ko 12 Saal Ki Umar Mein Bachcha Hota Hai Kya?” Aunty: “Nahi” Ladka: “To Fir Apni Beti Ko Samjhao Na, Faltu Mein Condom Ka Kharcha Karwati Hai“ tongue.

10 years ago

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पति-शादी के पहले तुम बहुत उपवास रखती थी पत्नी-16 सोमवार के रखती थी पति-अब क्या हुआ पत्नी-फिर तुमसे शादी हो गई मेरा उपवास से भरोसा उठ गया grin.png

10 years ago

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Ek Sardar apne Marriage Certificate ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha.Biwi boli:tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho? Sardar:Expiry Date dekh raha hu. ...:-)

10 years ago

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गब्बर सिंग के पैदा होते ही उसकी माँ ने बहुत मारा .. , लोगो ने पुछा क्यो मार रही हो ...?? , . . . . , , माँ बोली -- कमिना पुछ रहा है, "कितने आदमी थे ..

10 years ago

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Ek Ladki apne BF k sath Ghoom Rahi thi.. . . . Itne me us ka husband aa gaya aur uske BF Ko pitne laga. Ladki- Maar saale Ko Apni biwi ghumaata nahi h, Aur dusro ki biwi gumaane le aata hai...... . . . (itne me BF josh me husband ko marne laga) . . . Ladki - Maar saale Ko, na khud ghumaane le jata hai, na kisi aur ko ghumaane deta..

10 years ago

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*pingu*:
“Wife, बीवी, पत्नी, श्रीमती, औरत, अर्धांगिनी, घरवाली …
इन सब में क्या अंतर है…?”

*Father*: “बेटा, इतना मत सोचो
*मुसीबत एक … नाम अनेक…”*

:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

10 years ago

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har ek suryat ek nya ranga lati hai har ek nai mora nai raha dikhati hai har ek suryat ek nai khusi liti hai god day i m shyam kumar

10 years ago

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Maine Darwaza Khola To Uski Ankho Me Ansu, Chehre Par Hansi Thi,
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Sason Me Aahen, Dil Me Bebasi Thi,
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Pagli Ne Pehle Nahi Bataya Ki
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Darwaze Me Uski Ungli Fasi Thi...:p :O :/ :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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पहले के लोग रियल हुआ करते थे
दिल के तार दिल से जुड़ा करते थे
और एक आज का समय है
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चारों तरफ एंजल प्रियाओं का जाल बिछा हुआ है:smile::smile::smile:

10 years ago

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Aapki Ada Se Hum Madhosh Ho Gaye, Aap Ne Palat Kar Dekha To Hum Behosh Ho Gaye, Yehi Ek Baat Kehni Thi Aapse, Na Jaane Kyun Aapko Dekhthe Hi, Hum Khamosh Ho Gaye

10 years ago

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In Jail: Sanjay Dutt " Jailer saab, muje fir se Bapu dikh rela hai" Jailer "Kidhar" Dutt "Wo udhar dhoti me" Jailer "Abe Asaram hai wo" :-D

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Class Mein Sir Ne Ek Ladki Se Puchha Sir: “Define Energy?” Girl: “Sir, Mujhe Poora Nahi Aata Sirf Last Ka Thoda Aata Hai” Sir: “Okay, Jitna Aata Hai Utna Hi Bolo” Girl: “And This Is Called Energy“

10 years ago

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60 saal ki aurat ny newspaper main add diya "zarurat-e-rishta" 3 din k bad usk ghar letter aya . . . mohtarma. ap "F" likhna bhool gain is umer main "RISHTA" nahi . .. "FARISHTA" ata h.%%$weet%%

10 years ago

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Is kadar hum apko chahte h,k duniya wale dekh k jal jate h, wah wah wah wah Is kadar hum apko chahte h,k duniya wale dekh k jal jate h, waise to hum sabhi ko ullu banate h lekin aap thoda jaldi ban jate h.

10 years ago

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Nikah k din wife: Nikah k din wife: Aj ap bohat udas lag rahey ho G? Husbend:Aj meri maa aur behn ki larai ho gayi hai dono alag ho gayen gi wife:koi bat nahi ab main a gayi houn na main ap ki maa behn aik kar doun gi

10 years ago

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Ek Ladki Ne Page Inbox Me Mujhse Kaha Ki "Aap Bahut Achhi Post Karte Ho" :hearts: . . Awwwwww. . Maine Kaha To Fir Tum Like Kyu Nahi Krti Ho?? (Y) . . . . Vo Boli- Nahi Main To Apki Har Post 2-2 Baar Like Karti Hun...:o :P :/ . . . Ab Aap Hi Batao. Kaun Samjhay In :P :D Ladkiyon Ko.

10 years ago

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