Jokes SMS

Ladki: Saare Ladke Ak Jaise Hi Hote He, Ladka: Muze To Laga Ladkio Ke Paas Dimag Bhi Hotahe, Ladki: Aisa Kyu Ladka: Sare Ladke Ak Jaise Hote To Tum Ladkiya Hame Kis Najariye Se Dekhathi.

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यूँ तो कोई भी हसीना बुरी नही, बुरी वही जो पटी नहीं ।

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गाँव में नोकिया और सैमसंग के अलावा साला चाहे जितना महगा फोन ले जाओ, . . . . . . . . . . लोग पूछ ही लेते हैं चायना का है क्या ?

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Srk-mujhe pata hai is desh me sab rajnikant ko chahte hai. Banta-hume kuch aisa batao jo hum na jante ho.

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Hum ne to wafa ki thi, par uss ne hi dil "TODA MERA " Fir ek din usne msg kia- hamari yaad aati hai kya ? Hum ne bhi likh dia - "L@VDA MERA".

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Wife:raat Ko Chor Aaya Tha Ghar Me,aur Mujhe Kiss Karke Chala Gaya. Pati: Tumne Roka Nahi ? Wife: Bahut Roka Par Vah Bola Phir Aaunga !

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1 ladki rat me akeli or Ratt me itna sannata or 5 ldke uske piche, kya hoga? . . . . . . . . . Jaanne k liye dekhiye CID, Shukravar or Shanivar rat 10 bje sirf SONY par.

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Boy Asked Girl: Why Do U Love A Rose, Which Dies In A Day.. But Don’t Love Me, Who Dies 4 U Everyday?? Girl Replied: . . . . . . . Oye Hoye… English !!

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sham padate hi kisi shakhs ke yaad kucha-e-jan mein sada karati hai mujh se bhi us ka hai vaisa hi suluk hal jo tera ana??? karati hai dukh hua karta hai kuch aur bayan baat kuch aur hua karati hai abr barase to inayat us ke shakh to sirf dua karati hai masala jab bhi utha chiragon ka faisala sirf hawa karati hai

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Hamse mila nhi or yad de gaya koi Bat ki nhi or kwab de gaya koi Ab koi hame itna bata de Ye pagalpan hai ya hamara dil chura le gaya koi.

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मुझे अपनी सही वैल्यू उस समय पता चली. . . . जब . . . . . कस्टमर केयर वाली ने कहा, आपकी कॉल हमारे लिए महत्वपूर्ण है।

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1 Bacha Roj Mandir Se Chapal:sandal: Churata
tha,
ek Din Sare Chapal Bech Ke 1 Mobile
kharida,
aaj Wahi Bacha Apni Story Pad Raha Hai
apni Mobile Pe :):relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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The most "Heart Breaking" Moment in our childhood . . . . . . . Ghar aye MEHMANO k diye hwe 500rs . . . Jab ammi wapis le leti hain :-( :-(

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Pakistan Ke Ek Area Mein Bulding Construction Mein Kuch Log Kam Kar Rahe Thhe
Achanak Vahan Ek Kam Karta Hua Pathan Hawa Mein 2 Feet Uchla Aur 2 Kalabajiya Khayi Aur ZameenPe Aa Gira
Sab Logo Ne Ye Sab Dekha Aur Hairan Ho Gaye
Supervisor Bola: “Pathan, Ye Kartab Dobara Karke Dikhao, Hum Tumhe 1000 Rs Dega”
Pathan Gusse Se: “Tu Mujhe 1 Lakh Rs Bhi De Tab Bhi Main Apne Lund Pe Hathoda Na Maru“:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Bf:- Janu, Kiss Karne do Na Plz. . Gf :- Nahi. . . Boy Again Requested. . . Gf :-Maine jab ek baar mana Kar diya phir Q jid kar rhe ho. . . Bf :- Jaanu, Plz Karne Do na. Problem Kya Hai. Mai Kiss Se Jyada Kuch Ni Karunga. . . Gf( Dukhi hote hue ):- Jaanu Bs Yhi To Problem Hai. Tum Kiss Se Jyada Kuch karte Hi Nhi.

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SMART Ho Aap To Bure Hm B Nhi INTELLIGENT Ho Ap To Buddhu Hm B Nhi Dosti Kr K Kehte Ho Busy H Hm Yad Krna Hmse Sikho Free To Hum B Nhi.

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(मरने के बाद) यमराज :- तूने पूरी जिंदगी क्या किया? ग़ालिब :- अर्ज किया है!

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मुन्ना : ये गांधी बापू हर नोट में हस्ते ही क्यों रहते है ?? सर्किट : सिंपल है भाई , रोयेंगे तो नोट गीला हो जाएगा ना, भाई .

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Ultimate Insult Girl:" McDonald’s chale ?? Boy:" Spelling bolo to hi jayenge.. Girl:" 1 kam karo KFC chalte hai.. Boy:" KFC ka Fullform bolo... . . . . Girl:" Rehne de kutte, samosa hikhila de. #Sp

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Nurse To Kid: Breathe Deeply In And Slowly Exhale, Do It 3 Times.

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Kid: Ok

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Nurse: What Do U Feel Now....??
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Kid: Ur BODY SPRAY Is Simply Superb Babe....:P :D =D:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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