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ये मोहब्बत नहीं, उसूल-ए-वफ़ा है ऐ दोस्त … … कि हम जान तो दे देंगे मगर … … … … … अपनी जान का नंबर नहीं देंगे … !

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Truth..
Mohobbat Toh Dil Dekh Kar Ki Jati Hai
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Chehra Dekh Kar Toh Sirf Setting Hoti Hai...:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Dukandar- bolo sahab, kya chahiye? Customer- biwi ke kutte ke liye cake lene aaya hu, milega kya?? Dukandar- yahi kahoge ya parcel karke dun??

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हिंदुस्तान में भरोसे की इतनी कमी है कि मेडिकल वाले कैची , बैंक वाले पैन , प्याऊ वाले लोटा और ट्रेन में डब्बा तक बांध के रखते है.

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Pakdo Use Kamar Se Aur Ghar Le Jao . . . Uski Gardan Pakad K Apne Khareeb Lao . . . Uske Honto Se Hont Lagao Aur Sari... . . . . Cocacola Pi Jao!! Papi Insan Soch Badlo Desh Badlega..

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ya time aa gaya hai.. Boys ke liye film bani to "Ek Tha Tiger" . . . Girls ka number aaya to "Ek thi daayan"

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Aapke hath me mobile hai.... Chehare pe khubh c smile hai... Sms ki achchi khasi file hai.... Phir bhi sms nahi karte.... Yaar,yeh kaunsa stupid style hai

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Boy Asked His Dad 4 A Bike.
Dad :- Why Did God Give U 2
legs ?
Boy :- One To Change Gear &
other
to Apply Break.”!
"Youngster Rock. "Parents
shock... :D:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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2013:" wife.. Husband:" Begam ek cup garma-garam chai bna do jara.. . . . . . . Wife:" kyyaaaaa..?? Zara phir kehna.. . . . . . . . . . Husband:" maine kaha g, ek cup chai bana dun aapko..??? :p

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Na Kashti Na Kinara Hai Koi, Na Manjil Na Jeene Ka Sahara Hai Koi, na Aansu Na Khushi Ka Ishara Hai Koi, par Aap Hai To Lagta Hai Ki Hamara Hai Koi.

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Valentine Valentine Karte Rahe; Valentine Ke Din Ko Tarstae Rahe; Iss Mohabbat Ka Din Aakar Chala Geya; Hum Har Saal Ki Tarah Haath Malte Rahe!

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Hum Policewale Hai. U r Under-Arrest! Bcoz Jitne Pyare Aap Ho Utna Pyara Hona Kanoonan Jurm Hai. Isliye Apko Dil Ki Jail Me Umrabhar Dosti Ki Saza Di Jati Hai!..

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TERA HASNA MERE LIYE SAZA HOGAYA. MUJHSE MOHABBAT WALA GUNAH HOGAYA. AB KYA BATAYE ISQ KE HASR_E_MAKAAM. TUJHPE FIDA HUA TU BEWAFA HOGAYA...

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Sir - Kaunsa Panchi sabse Tez udta hai? . . Papu - Hathi . . Sir - Nalayk,Tera Baap kya karta hai..? . . Papu - Chota Rajan ke Gang me shooter hai.. . . . . . . Sir - Shabashhhh.... "Hathi"sahi jawab ha

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AURAT KE DIL MEIN, Sirf Uske LOVER ya PATI Ke Liye Jagah Hoti Hai.... But AADMI Ka DIL Itna BADA Hota Hai Ki, Usmein- DOST Ki LOVER BIWI Ki SAHELI SAHELI KI SAHELI SAAMNE WALI BAAJU WALI UPAR WALI NEECHE WALI SAALI BHAI Ki SAALI BEHAN Ki NANAD Or Thodi Bahut BIWI Ke Liye Bhi Jagah Hoti Hai..... SACH MEIN, AADMI KA DIL BAHUT BADA HOTA HAI..... Meri toh aankhe bhar aayi So Respect all MEN..

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Murgi Anda deti hai... & Cow doodh deti hai to aisa koun hai jo dono deta hai socho... ... ... ... ... Nahi pata? Thik Hai Me Batata Hun... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Ans - DUKANDAR !!!

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dil me ye kaisi halchal hai, aaj tujhi se nafrat tujhi se behisaab payar hai, kehta hoon Kuch Karta hoon Kuch, maangta Hoon Kuch chahta hoon , tujhi se humdardi Tujhe ikhtalaf hai, Tujhe kushi doon dil me ye Payar ka ehsaas hai, tere Jane ke baad tadpu ye Payar nhi to kya hai, khud se roothon khud se maanu, in jazbaat me na Jane Dard ke kya asbab hain,

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Book khulti h exam ka sama hota h, Isi mausam me to dimag tabah hota h, Dimag ki bate ans sheet pe nhi ati, Ye fasana to marksheet pe bayaa hta ha...

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har khushi ko teri traf mod du , tere liye chand tare tod du, khushiyo ke drwaje tere liye khol du, itna kafi h ya 2-4 jhut or bol du

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Mastr: Kal School Kyo Nahi Aaye.? Santa: GF Se Milne Gya Tha. Master= KIS Liye.? Santa: Yes Sir. Master: Maine Pucha KIS Liye.? Santa: Liye Sir Bahut Saare Liye.

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