Jokes SMS

1 Ladke Ne 1 Ladki Ko Call Ki

ladka=Hello Jan I Love You

ladki=sachchi
ladka=really

ladki= Janu 100 Ki Richarg Karwa Do Pliz

ladka= Sorry Didi Wrong Number?:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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2 chije kismat valo ko milti hai.. Jungle mein ghumta safed haathi aur without affair wala jeevan sathi:-... ]|==|[

10 years ago

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Neeche Dekho Apna New Year GIFT . . . . . . . Dil Karta Hai Ek Ghuma K Maru Aj New Year Hai Kya,,,? Bade Aaye GIFT Lene

10 years ago

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She-तुम्हे सबसे ज्यादा याद किसकी आती है?? me - ठेके वाले अंकल जी की .. बड़े भले आदमी थे कभी कभी उधार भी दे देते थे।।

10 years ago

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Laila ko karna ho empress to majanu ko khani hogi Mento fresh or Majanu ko karana ho empress to Laila ko utarni ho puri ki puri dress bole to ek dum fresh......!

10 years ago

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Ladhki K Baap Ne
Vidai K Time Dulha Se Kaha:
Beta Ab Humari Izzat
Tumare Haath Mai Hai.
Dulha: Pareshaan Mat Ho,
Aaj Hi Loot Lunga.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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उनकी गली से गुजरे तो उसकी रँगोली :hibiscus:भी देख आए..

गजब का बनाती है..

मुझे तो लगा था बस मुँह बनाना आता होगा :rose::rose::rose:

10 years ago

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Ek ladki thi dewani si Mobile leke wo ghumti thi Nazre zukake phone me kuch karti thi Jab v mujse milti thi to pucha karti thi YE LOCK KEISE KULTA HE

10 years ago

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Late nyte Pogo: Agar yeh jawani he diwani film me Deepika padukone ki jagah sunny leone hoti to, . . . . . . . . . . . . Balam pichkari song ka maza hi kuchh aur hota! Mante ho ke nhi?

10 years ago

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Zindagi Me Jab B Kabhi Kadam Ladkhdaye Or Aap Gir B Jao To Darna Mat.
Himmat Or Hosle Se Apne Aap Ko Khda Karke Awaz Dena Waiter!!Ek Pag Aur...:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Boy 1 to Boy 2 Tum us ladki ke peeche kyu pade ho.? Uska to pahle se hi Bf hai.. Boy 2 Smart Rply Khali kursi par to koi bhi baith sakta hai.. Dum hai to kisi ko utha ke baitho..

10 years ago

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Nepali : Saab Ye Shaam Singh Ka
Mobile Kaha Milega
Salesman : Pata Nahi
Nepali : Saab Ji Tv Me Ad To,
Isi Dukan Ka Hai.
Salesman : Abey Ye Sham Singh Nahi,
Samsung Hai:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Agar FB and Whatsapp Nahi Hota...! . . . Toh . . . . . . . . . . . . Kasam se School Me Topper Hota.....!

10 years ago

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Ye Hatheli Pe Khoon Kaisa Hai, Humne To Abhi Abhi Apne Ansuo Se Haath Dhoya Hai, Shayed Ye Mere Armaano Ka Khoon Hoga, Jo Mere Sanam Ne Mujhe Tohfe Me Diya Hai..!

10 years ago

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Kisi Ne Sach Hi Kaha Hai Ki Zindagi Sirf Do Din Ki Hai

"Saturday Aur Sunday"

Yeh Baat Monday Ko Samajh Aati Hai.
:bird::sake::bird::sake::bird:

10 years ago

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Sardar rough sardar..... Santa ke gao me nadi pe bridge banaya gaya. Builder: Bahut achcha ho gya! Santa: Haan ji Pehle dhoop me tair k nadi paar krte the Ab chhav rahegi

10 years ago

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tu hi ye mujhko bata de Chaahun main ya na... Apne tu dil ka pata be Chaahun main ya na... Itna bata dun tujkho Chahat pe pani mujhko Yun tho nahi ikhtiyaar Phir bhi ych socha dil ne Ab jo laga hun milne Poochun tujhe ek baar oooooo.

10 years ago

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:woman:????:older_woman:????:princess:????:woman:????:older_woman:????:princess:????

मुन्नाभाई :- " ए सर्किट..... .!
इंगलिश में माँ को Mom बोलते हैं , तो माँ की छोटी बहन और बड़ी बहन को क्या बोलेंगे....? "

सर्किट :- " सिम्पल है भाई...!

Minimom & Maximom...!"

:joy::joy::blush::blush::joy::joy:

9 years ago

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Engineers in the class (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (- _-) When professor say tomorrow will be exam (O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O) During the exam (→_→) (←_←) (→_→) (←_←) (→_→) (←_←) When professor comes in (↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓) In the end of the exam (๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏)(͡๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏) aGAR agree KRTE HO TOH THOKO LIKE :)

10 years ago

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Kya Aapko Marne Ke Baad Bhi Ladko/ladkiyon Ko Line Maarni Hai
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“DONATE YOUR EYES”
Ek Aache Message Ko Kaise-kaise Batana Pad Raha Hai.. Kalyug Hai Bhai ... ;) :p

10 years ago

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