Jokes SMS

Sasur ne damad se kaha: 6 saal me 8 baache.. Ye kya hai!! Damad: maine aapse kaha tha gareeb jarur hu par apki beti ko kabhi khali pet nahi rakkhunga..

10 years ago

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टीटी ने पप्पू को प्लेटफॉर्म पे पकड़ लिया, टीटी – टिकट दिखा, पप्पू – अरे मैं ट्रेन में आया ही नहीं, टीटी- क्या सबूत है? पप्पू – अबे सबूत यही है कि मेरे पास टिकट नहीं है!!.

10 years ago

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Ek Pal Bhi Chain Na Aaye To Main Kyaa Krun, Har Pal Teri Yaad Sataye To Main Kyaa Krun, Kehte Hain Ki Kanto Par Bhi Neend Aaa Jati Hai, Mere Ashq Mujhe Raat Bhar Jagayein To Main Kyaa Krun!!!

10 years ago

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Teacher- Make A Sentence Which Ends With "hand".

Papu Writes
" My Penis On You Hand"

.teacher Gives Him A Slap.

Papu-
sorry Madam I Forgot To Put A Space Between "pen" And "is".:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Boy To Girl During Fight..
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Boy:- Mujhse Panga Na Lena Me Sher Ka
baccha Hu
.
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Girl:- Ek Baat Bata Sher Ghar Par Aaya Tha Ya
aunty
jungle Gyi Thi.,,,,,
Girl Rocks- Boy Shocked..

10 years ago

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Aapki Ada Se Hum Madhosh Ho Gaye, Aap Ne Palat Kar Dekha To Hum Behosh Ho Gaye, Yehi Ek Baat Kehni Thi Aapse, Na Jaane Kyun Aapko Dekhthe Hi, Hum Khamosh Ho Gaye

10 years ago

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100% Toofani joke . . 3 Dost Diwali Ke Baad Mile . . . 1st :Mere Daddy 10,000 Ke Patake Laaye, Humne 3 Ghante Tak Bajaye, . . 2nd: Mere Daddy 15,000 Ke Pataake Laaye Thhe, Humne 4 Ghante Tak Bajaye, . . . . . 3rd: Daddy Ghar Par Nahin Thhe... . . Toh Mera Bhai 5000 Ka Sirf Ek Pataaka Laaya Aur Saari Raat Humne Baari-Baari Bajayaa.. . . jo samjha wo share karein bakki pogo dekho pogo..

10 years ago

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Sardar - shirt k liye kapda dikhao. Salesman - Simple me dikhau ya plane me, Sardar - nahi, halicopter me dikha de, hame dekha nahi ki mazak shuru

10 years ago

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सिद्धू अगर राज्यसभा चला जाएगा तो शोएब अख्तर, वकार युनुस, आकाश चोपड़ा जैसे बेरोजगारों को भी बोलने का मौका मिलेगा

10 years ago

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The Most "Heart Breaking" Moment In Our Childhood . . . . Ghar Aye Mehmano K Die Hue 500rs . . Jab Mumy Wapis Le Leti Hain :(

10 years ago

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Pehle jamane ki ladkiya, puja karke soti thi taaki unhe darr na lage.... . . . . . . . . . . . 21v sadi ki ladkiya raat ko bhi makeup karke soti h, taaki doosro ko darr na lage :D

10 years ago

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Teacher; Sabse Zyada CALCIUM Kis DOODH Me Hota Hy?
Boy; 18 Saal Ki Larki Me.
Q K Ispe MOO Lagao To JISM K Un Hisson Me B Jaan Aajati Hy Jin Me HADDI Nahi Hoti.

10 years ago

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Ek Teacher Chumban Ka Virodh Karte Hue Bachho Ko Samjha RahaThha . . . Teacher: “Jab Koi Ladki Kisi Ladke Ko Kiss Karti Hai To wo Apne Muh Se Dusre kMuh me 40,000 Kitanu Transfer Karti ha orr Iska Koi Ilaaj b nai hai.” . Sab Bache Khamosh Ho Gaye aur Darr Gaye Par Apne Pappu Ko Pata Tha Ki Teachar pagal bana Raha hai, Kuch Soch k bola. Pappu: “Sir, Iska Ilaaj hai.” . Teachar Hairan Ho Gaya:“ Kya Ilaaj ha.......?? . Pappu: “Sir Simple, Uska ChumbanUsko Wapis De Do....:P

10 years ago

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આજે કવિ ને રસ્તા માં કટપ્પા મળી ગયો... :flushed::flushed:

કવિનો બાટલો ફાટી ગયો અને પૂછ્યું એલા એય તે બાહુબલી ને કેમ માર્યો??:rage:

કટપ્પા બોલ્યો:- યમમાં નિડમમાં, ત્રિગુના..સાળગુન્ના અન્ના કોન્લ્લી કુંડદાદા. ઠેલમમી...મારપીંડા નેરૂલ્લા વિકાનના મૂદકુલ્લુ યેલલે. અંડ વેજન્ટા નારકુંડા ભુમલ્લે..મચા...ઉંચુ કાસ્થા ચેનને યાલ્લા ...

કવિ(થોડી વાર સામું જોઈ ને પછી બોલ્યો) :- Hmmmm..
બોવ હારું કર્યું ભાઈ...

:joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:

10 years ago

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Arz kiya hai :D. . . . . . . Humne b apni duniya basa li:D . . . . . . Usne dokha diya..:(( to uski choti behan phasa li.

10 years ago

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If all Indians start studying All get good marks but ... jobs are limit more unemployment more youth suicides more crime SAVE INDIA Stop Studying !!!

10 years ago

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"Sholay Film Mein Sabse Badi Tragedy Kya Thhi?" . . . . . . . . Answer: "Pehle To Gabbar Ne Thakkur Ki Biwi Maar Di Aur Phir Bechhare Ke Haath Bhi Kaat Diye." xD xP

10 years ago

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ek bar tau train chala rha hota h aur wo train ko khet me pahucha deta h headquater se phone ata h abe train khet me kyu gusa di tau:- ek ldka patri pe aa gya tha manager:-to uda diya hota use tau:wahi to kr rha tha

10 years ago

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Ek Faqeer tha… Bheekh maangne ke liye masjid ke bahar baitha tha.. . . Sab namaazi Ankh bacha kar chale gaye Aur use kuchh na mila. Wo phir church gaya, Phir mandir Or Phir gurudware. Lekin, usko kisi ne kuch na diya.. Aakhir mein wo Ek Beer bar ke bahar aa kar baith gaya.. Jo bhi sharabi bahar nikalte woh uske katore me kuch daal dete.. Uska katora noto se bhar gaya… Fakir bola. “Waah re Prabhu” Rehte kahan ho, Aur Address kahan ka Dete ho..!

10 years ago

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Boy1: इतनी गर्मी के मौसम में भरी दोपहर कहां घूम रहा है !? Boy2: रुम हीटर खरीदने आया हूं

10 years ago

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