Jokes SMS

Taste dis SMS Did u feel da taste of ginger? No? Sure? Well..... BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!

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CIRCUIT :
Bhai, Bapu Ne Bola Tha Ke Kabhi Jhoot Nehin Bolna Mangta Hai. Apun Aaj Se
kabhi Jhoot Nehin Bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI :
Aye Circuit, Woh Sabrina Ka Baap Aya Hai Tere Ko Dund Rehla Hai.
CIRCUIT :
Bhai Usko Bolo Apun Gaoon Gayea Hai, Kheti Karne Ko.
MUNNA BHAI :
Par Circuit, Abhi To Tu Bola Kabhi Jhoot Nehin Bolega.
CIRCUIT :
Bhai, Apun Jhoot Nehin Bolega,par Tum To Bol Sakta Hai Na.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Boyfriend to Girlfriend : Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ki, Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ki "Jab tu 10:30 pm baje so jaati hai, toh tera whatsapp last seen at 3:30 am kyu dikhata hai". ??? =))

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Sardar:kal main bathroom gaya tey othey sup baitha wife:hay rabba fair tusi ki kita sardar:kuj v nai main sup nu akhiya tusi kar lo mairi tey onj e nikal gayi a

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Santa Sasural Gaya Saasu Maa Dinner Ka Puchh Ne Gyi, Saasu Maa: Santa Ji Aapki Favourite Dish Kon Si Hai.? Santa: "TATA SKY.."

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फ़ोन तो नोकिया 3310 था... वाइब्रेशन मोड पे करके अगर टेबल पर रख देते थे तो, नाचता हुआ पास आके कहता था :- मालिक कोई आपसे बात करना चाहता है....

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Girl aur Tea Larki aur chai mei humesha 7 qualities dekho 1. Garam ho 2. Colour acha ho 3. Tez ho 4. Meethi ho 5. Doodh zaida ho 6. Do mint may tayar ho jaye 7. Rat ko soney na day

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Kuch lutati he to kuch bachati he, dil me chupe har raaz nahi btati he, Ye duniya me sabkuch karti he, bollywood me paiso ke liye sabkuch dikhati he,

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Teacher: What is the chemical formula of water? Student: HIJKLMNO Teacher: What are you talking about? Student: Yesterday you said H to O.

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Dulhan Bani Hai Raat Bade Ehtimaam SeAansu Saja Rahi Hai Sitaron Ke Naam SeSab Log Apne-Apne Gharon Ko Chale GayeNeend Aa Gayi Hai Aaj Sitaron Ko Sham SeUnse Jaroor Milna Saleeke Ke Log HainSir Bhi Kalam Karengein Bade Ehtiraam SeKitna Badal Gaya Hoon Main Dunia Ke VasteAawaz De Rahi Hai Mujhe Tere Naam Se.

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Pathan: 3Saal Sa Hamara Bacha Nai ho Raha Doc: Ye To Barhi ParishAni Ki Baat Hai Ap Apnay Partner Ko Bulao Pathan: Sabir Khan Andar ajao

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बहुत ज़लील था वो दिन भी, उधर मेरी मोहब्ब्त ससुराल जा रही थी... इधर लोग मुझसे कह रहे थे... . . . . भाई खड्या के देखै सै टेंट का समान ट्राली म घलवा दे न.

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गब्बर सिंग के पैदा होते ही उसकी माँ ने बहुत मारा .. , लोगो ने पुछा क्यो मार रही हो ...?? , . . . . , , माँ बोली -- कमिना पुछ रहा है, "कितने आदमी थे ..

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Kisi Ne Sach Hi Kaha Hai Ki Zindagi Sirf Do Din Ki Hai

"Saturday Aur Sunday"

Yeh Baat Monday Ko Samajh Aati Hai.
:bird::sake::bird::sake::bird:

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One day, A Chini was in hospital. Santa went to meet him… Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died. SANTA went china to know the meaning, that was: KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha. Pipe se saans nahi le paya..

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14 Saal Ka Ladka Apne Pados Ki Aunty Se Puchhta Hai, Ladka: “Aunty, Ladkiyon Ko 12 Saal Ki Umar Mein Bachcha Hota Hai Kya?” Aunty: “Nahi” Ladka: “To Fir Apni Beti Ko Samjhao Na, Faltu Mein Condom Ka Kharcha Karwati Hai“ tongue.

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Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in. Lady takes it out, machhar says "MAA"! Lady asks why did you call me "MAA"? machhar says, "Main teri coke se nikla hoon, MAA!"..

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Risto ki jodi kamzor hoti hai, Ankhon ki baate khamosh hoti hai, Koi puche jab dosti ka matlab, Hamari ungli bas apke or hoti hai

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कुछ रिश्तेदार ऐसे होते है... खुद जिन्होने स्कूल भी ना देखा हो.. पर पढ़ाई की सलाह ऐसे देंगे… मानो खुद पीएचडी होल्डर हो!!"

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Bar Bar Zindgi Ko Aajmaya Hai Humne
Har Pal Har Lamha Sirf Gam Paya H Humne
Dil K Tukde Usi Ne Kiye H Humare
Dil Ki Gehraiyon Mai Jise Basaya H Humne.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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