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  • लड़की घर में pk देख रही थी। बोली: कुछ भी दिखाते है फिल्म वाले कार इतनी थोडे ही हिलती है.... घर में सन्नाटा.....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: raju, tum kis liye college aate ho? Student: vidya ke khaatir Teacher: toh ab so kyu rahe ho? Student: aaj vidya nahi aayi hai sir
    • 10 years ago



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  • Biggest Problem In Love: . . Good Guy Gets Wrong Girl.. Good Girl Gets Wrong Guy.. They Fall In Love & Good Ones Get Cheated.. Now The Good Guys Thinks, All Girls Are Fraud.. & Good Girls Thinks, All Guys Are Flirts.. . . . . When Good Guy Meets Good Girl, They Avoid Falling In Love & Become Just Good Friends..!! :-/ ;-) :-P :D (m)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Doctor Pagal Se:
    Tum Pagal Q Huey?
    Pagal: Maine 1 Vidhva Se Shadi Ki,
    Uski Jawan Beti Se Mere Baap Ne Shadi Ki
    Yu Meri Wo Beti Meri Maa Ban Gai
    Un K Ghar Beti Hui To Wo Meri Behn Hui
    Magar Main Uski Naani Ka Pati Tha
    Is Liye Wo Meri Nathn Hui.
    Isi Tarha Mera Beta Apni Daadi Ka Bhai Ban Gaya Or Main Apne Bete Ka Bhanja Aur
    Mera Baap Mera Damaad Ban Gaya:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    Aur Mera Beta Apne Dada Ka Sala Ban Gaya Aur
    Dr: Abey Chup Kar Saale
    Kya Mujhe B Pagal Krega..?
    • 10 years ago



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    ke Beech Mein Jo Bhi Aaya Saale Ko Tapka Dala..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • To, The S.M.S Police station Respectd Sir My friend is not sendng SMS I kindly request u 2 take action immediately & encounter his dabba mobile.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Biwi (gusse me) :: tumhare dimag me sirf gobar bhara hai ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ Husband (pyaar se) :"toh itnider se kyu kha rahi ho" Khan
    • 10 years ago



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  • Yaadon mein hum rahein ye ehsas rakhna, Nazron se door sahi dil ke paas rakhna, Ye nahi kehte ke sath raho, Door sahi par yaad rakhna.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Raat ke 3 baje santa ke number par phone aaya – Hello yaha Fatima Mehfooz rehti hai kya? Santa : Kutte itni raat ko Fatima mere paas hoti to mehfooz rehti kya?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladki Ki Shaadi Me Uska Puraana BOYFRIEND Bhi Aaya Tha ...... . . . Sabhi Ne Us Se Poochha: Kya Aap Hi Dulhe Ho....... . . . . . . Boyfriend : Nahi Main To Semi Final Mein OUT Ho Gaya tha.. . . . Final Dekhne Aaya Hun...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Zindagi main Partner hona chayie, Warna Mann ki baat Radio per karni padti hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pappu ki engagement 1 bahut Khubsurat Ladki se hui… :hearts: . pappu us ladki se kabhi nahi mila tha. Na kabhi us se baat hui thi… Bas sab logo se uski khubsurti ki tareef hi suni thi. Shaadi k baad pappu us ka ghoonghat utha kar bola : Tum wakai bohut khubsurat ho Tumhe kya gift karoo ? Ladki sharmati hui boli:- “Do aap taa Dill Taley…..” =D MORAL:- Kam se kam ek call to kar leni chahiye thi….:D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Baar Ek Ladka Bhag Kar Gaya Aur Ek Ladki Se Bola: Mai Aapse Dosti Karna Chahta Hu.. Ladki Boli: Teri Meri Dushmani Kab Thi “Bhai”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jaate Jaate Wo Koi Achchi Nisani De Gaye, Umar Bhar Daura Saku Aisi Kahani De Gaye, Hum To Rah Gaye Pyase, Par Humari Palko Ko Wo Pani De Gaye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • us ne kaha or dabao, main dabaya, us ne kaha or dabao, main ne or dabaya, us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao, main ne phir dabaya, us ne kaha pent bhi nikal do phir dabao, main ne phir dabaya . . . Â dekha ho gya na suit case band
    • 10 years ago



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  • जीतो: बेटा सेब खाओगे? पप्पू: नही। जीतो: बेटा आम खाओगे? पप्पू: नही। जीतो: बेटा संतरा खाओगे? पप्पू: नही। जीतो: बिल्कुल बाप पर गया है, चप्पल ही खायेगा।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ko rat mai bahut macher kat rahai thi santa negusse mai jahar pilea aur bola aab kat ke dekho salo
    • 10 years ago



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  • True love...... Kisi insan ka pehla pyar ban na koi badi baat nhi.. Banna hai toh kisika akhiri pyar bano... Isiliye kabhi yeh mat socho ki tumse pehle vo kisi aur se pyar krta tha.. Koshish yeh kro ki tumhare baad use kisi ke pyar ki zarurat na pade.... "This is a REALITY"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ko Uska Sasur Jute Maar Raha Tha
    Aadmi : Kyu Maar Rahe Ho?
    Sasur : Meinie Ise Hospital Se SMS Kiya.
    Tum Baap Ban Gaye Ho. Isne Apne Sare Friends Ko Forward Kar Diya!:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Yaar ek time tha.. Jb har jawan ladki pagal Thi mere liye... Ek kiss krane k liye pagal hui rhti Thi.. Me b pagal tha. Unk cheekss pe kiss krta aur vo kush.. Aur aaj agr Kisi ladki se time bhi puchlu to Gali suna skti h.. Yaaro m to bchpan me hi mst tha.. Ab to bekar tym h.
    • 10 years ago



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