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Gandi Waali Bezzati... . Bf to Gf - Jaan Tum Kal Mere Sapne Mein Aayi Thi .. You Were Looking Very Cute :) . Gf Khush Ho Kar.. Hmm ? Sach Much :hearts: . Bf - Haan Baba Such Much :hearts: . Gf .. Sapne Mein Hum Dono Kya Kar Rahe The? . Bf - I Was Eating Dairy Milk ! Main Akele He Kha Raha Tha Aur Tum Bhooki Bhikari Ke Andaaz Mein Keh Rahi ThiKi Plz Beshak Chocolate Naa Dena But Wrappar To De Dena Chaatne Ke Liye

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Maine kaha dilruba, Usne kaha paise dikha, Maine kaha paise nahi, Usne kaha aise nahi, Maine kaha mehengai hai, Usne kaha ja tu mera bhai hai.

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Ek Sharabi Doctor Se, Kya Tum Meri Sharab Chudva Sakte Ho? Doctor- Haan Bilkul Chudva Sakta Hun. Sharbi- Puri Char Bottle Hai. Kal Raat Police Ne Jabt Kar Li Please Chudva Do.

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Chor pakadne ki machine bani USA mai- i din mai 9 pakde gye China mai- 30 UK mai- 50 pr INDIAmai-1 gante mai machine chori ho gyi east or west INDIA is the best

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Baap Ne Beti Ke Room Me Cigarette Dekha...Oh God, She SmokesPhir Wine Ki Bottle Dekhi...Oh God, She Drinks Too...Phir Ladke Ko DekhaThank God, Ye Sab Es Ladke Kaa H:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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"Aapse hr gunah ki mafi hai, "Aap jo roye to bahut na insaafi hai, "Aapki Aankho me na aaye kabi b Aansu, "Kyon ki Behne k liye to aapki "NAAK " hi kaafi hai..

10 years ago

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Up Me Bacho Ke Sir Neme.
Bacha Ager
1 Baap Ka Ho To Singal
2 Baap Ka Ho To Dubey
3 Baap Ka Ho Tiwari
4 Baap Ka To Chaturvedi
5 Baap Ka Pandye
sab Ka Ho To Misra Ji
aur Baap Ka Pata Na Hoto Gupta Ji:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Boyfriend to Girlfriend : Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ki, Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ki "Jab tu 100 pm baje so jaati hai, toh tera whatsapp last seen at 30 am kyu dikhata hai". ???

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Abe Khajur, Zoo se bhaagay howay Langoor, Abey Saray hue Kele ke Chilkey, Chuse hue Aam, Circus k Retired Bander, (Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai).

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Dosti ek sagar hai aur dost machhaliya hai, Mai tume mere dil mai sambhalkar rakhunga, Par agar tumne dur jane ki koshish ki To khuda kasam pani se nikal kar billi ko de dunga.

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Yamraj Ne 1 Aadmi Ko Mar Diya. Chitragupt Ne Puchha -Maharaj Ise Samay Se Pahle Kyon Mara? Yamraj - Kya Kare! Closing Hai TARGET Bhi To Pura Karna Hai...!!

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Aapko Pataa Hai Ki Popcorn Ko Garm Tave Par Rakhne Par Wo Uchhalte Kyun Hai?

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Nahi Pata ..?

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Kabhi Khud Baith Kar Dekhna ..

Pata Chal Jayega … :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Shaadi Ke Baad Pati Ne
pucha:Tumhare Shadi Se
pehle Kitne Boyfrnd The?
Wife Ne 1 Lifafa Dia,
jisme Chawal K Kuch Dane Aur 200 Rs.
the.
Pati : Ye Kya? Wife : Mai Jab Bi
boyfriend Banati Thi To 1
chawl Ka Dana Isme Dal Deti Thi.
Pati (Dane Gin Ke) Bus 7 ?
Aur Ye 200 Rs.
Kyun?
Wife : 4 Killo Chawal Bech Diye The
Jo Samjha,, Thoko Likes:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Santa ek Baarat me gya Waha use baar-baar PAANI parosa ja rha tha Preshan hokr Santa chillaya: Gale me paani fas gya h, thode “RASGULE DE DO”.........Dinesh

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"Sholay Film Mein Sabse Badi Tragedy Kya Thhi?" . . . . . . . . Answer: "Pehle To Gabbar Ne Thakkur Ki Biwi Maar Di Aur Phir Bechhare Ke Haath Bhi Kaat Diye." xD xP

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5 Wajah Ho Sakti Hai Muze SMS Na Karne
ki.
1=Time Nahi
2=Free SMS Nai
3=Balance Nai
4=Network Nahi Ya 5="ShER" Ko Tang Karne Ki Himmat
nahi.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Kids Stay Away. Suhag Rat Main Dulha Dulhan Se Kehta H. Jaan Aaj Tumhe Chand Pe le JaouYa Taro Pe? . . . . . Dulhan Sarmake Boli : Ye To Aapka Rocket Dekh Kar Hi Bataungi.

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मेरी माँ की सिर्फ एक ही आँख थी और इसीलिए मैं उनसे बेहद नफ़रत करता था | वो फुटपाथ पर एक छोटी सी दुकान चलाती थी | उनके साथ होने पर मुझे शर्मिन्दगी महसूस होती थी |...

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Kisi Raat Barf Ki Ot Se Nayi Aag Leke Voh AayeingeAgar Aaj Dhoop Ki God Mein Voh Gulab Apne Sula GayeKayi Log Aag Ke Phool Hain Zara Door HonTo Chaman-ChamanJahan Muskura Ke Gale Lage Dil-O-Jaan Mein Aag Laga Gaye.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Girl: Tum kya karte ho? Boy: Hindustan Times mei job karta tha lekin abhi chodd dia.. Girl: Kyu? Boy: Yaar Aasiii thandiiii mei kon jaldi uuth k paper dene jaega?

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