Jokes SMS

Sindhi Ke Bete Ka Accident Ho Gaya, Doctor:- Aapke Bete Ke Dono Leg Katni Padegi, Sindhi Apna Sir Pakad Liya, Doctor:- Kya Hua, Sindhi:- Kal Hi Nalayk Ko Nayi Chappal Dilayi Thi.

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Jokes SMS

Please forward this touching msg from a Mother to her Lost Sons. It could help her reunite with her Children ... . . . . . . . . . . " Beta Ramesh, Beta Suresh agar Pitaji ki patlun ek bilaang chhoti ho gayi ho to ghar aa jao...Pitaji yunhi ghoom rahe hain..

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Jokes SMS

Sir: Baccho Kasam Khaao Khabhi Sarab, Jua, Ladki Ko Nahi Chuoge. Desh Ke Liye Jaan Doge. Bache: De Denge Aisi Zindgi Jeekar Karenge Bhi Kya.?

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Jokes SMS

Husband: kash hamare ladki ki jagah ladka ho jata? Wife: Chhodo ji, agar main aapke bharose rehti, to ladki bhi nahi hoti.

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Jokes SMS

Agar FB and Whatsapp Nahi Hota...! . . . Toh . . . . . . . . . . . . Kasam se School Me Topper Hota.....!

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Jokes SMS

अंतरिक्ष से पृथ्वी को देखने पर दिखाई देने वाली चीजों में..

चीन की दीवार दूसरे नंबर पर है..

.

पहले नंबर पर भारत के बैकों की लाइन है..!!
:joy::joy:

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Bank Jokes , China Wall Jokes Sms , Antriksh Jokes Sms , Pruthvi Jokes Sms , Jokes SMS

Hum Aaj Bhi Dil Ka Aashiyana Sajane Se Darte Hain, Baagon Mein Phool Khilaney Se Darte Hain, Hamari Ek Pasand Se Tut Jaayeinge Hazaaro Dil, Tabhi Toh Hum Aaj Bhi Girlfriend Bananey Se Darte Hain. By - sonal shri

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Jokes SMS

Exam main fail honay pay dad ne sirf itna kaha.. . . . . ... . . . . . big boss chate hain ki aap apna cell phone aur laptop hame de...:

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Jokes SMS

इश्क़ के ख़याल बहुत हैं.. इश्क़ के चर्चे बहुत हैं.. सोचते हैं हम भी कर ले इश्क़.. पर सुनते हैं इश्क़ में खर्चे बहुत हैं..

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Jokes SMS

Ladki Saath Ho To HOTEL Bill,
Ladki Dur Ho To MOBILE Bill,
Ladki Na Mile To DARU Ka Bill, Isliyena Lagao DIL Na Aayega BILL. PremSe Bolo Jai Lokpal Bill:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Jokes SMS

Ek JAPANI INDIA Me Aaya
Airport Se Usne Ek Auto:motorcycle: Liya Aurhotel Ki Taraf Gaya
Raste Me Usko Ek Honda Car:red_car: Dikhayi Di
Japani:" HONDA Made In JAPAN... Very Fast...
Aage Usko Ek Toyota Car :blue_car:Ne Over Take Kiya
Japani:" TOYOTA Made In JAPAN... Very Fast..
Hotel Pahuchkar Usne Driver Se Poocha
kitne Paise Hue.. ??
Driver:" RS. 8000..
Japani:" Itne Paise.. ?
wo Kaise..??
Driver:" METER Made In INDIA.
VERY VERY FAST..
Hum Se Panga...

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Funny Jokes , Jokes SMS , Hindi Jokes SMS

Vo Juda Ho Ke Bhi Meetha Dard De Rahe Hai Dur Reh Reh Ker Fir Se Pass Aane Lage Hai Fir Se Kyo Voh Kyon Yad Aa Rahe Hai Jin Ko Bhulane Me Hame Jamane Lage Hai.

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Jokes SMS

Warning..!! Doctor advised plz Don’t drink water after eating fish bcoz Fish start swimming & causes gudgudi in stomach

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Jokes SMS

Sardar Ji, Aapko Logo Ne Kyun Maara??? Sardar: “Arey Yaar Meri Photo Bus Mein Gir Gayi Thhi, Maine Kaha Madam Zara Saari Upar Karna Maine Photo Lena Hai

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Jokes SMS

Pappu Paperan Ch Fail Ho Gaya, Es Gall Te Baapu Ne Keha, Apne Padosh Aali Kudi Nu Dekh, Class Ch First Aayi Hai. Oh Baapu Ohnu Hi Taan Dekhta Si, Taan Hi Taan Fail Ho Gaya…

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Jokes SMS

I love you daily I love you freely I love you purely I love you passionately I love you madly I love you ideally I love you rightly I love you too much And waiting for you sadly..... Do U love me..............

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Jokes SMS

Doctor: Dawai Hila K Pia Karain.
Memon: Hilane Se Dawai Chamach Se Gir Jati Hay. Phir Zameen Se Chaatni Parti Hay.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Jokes SMS

गुटखा खाने वालों में उच्च संस्कार
होते है .
वे बड़े शांत और मौन रहते हैं .
थूक कर केवल तभी बोलते हैं
जब बोलने की कीमत गुटखे से अधिक हो.
वर्ना हू हा में जबाब देते हैं....!!!!":slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Jokes SMS

Girl to lover Boy: Tum raat ko Bus stop ke piche Ground me aana wahaan koie ni hoga. Ldka raat ko jaat hai aur . . . . . . . . Wahaan koi ni hota

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Jokes SMS

Sheher Ka Ladka Gao Ki Ladki Pata Raha Tha.. Boy: Tumhe Whatsapp Chalana Ata Hai Kya?? . Girl: Nahi Aata..Par Tum Chala Lena Mai Piche Baith Jaungi.. . . Boy: *uTHa lE rE dEvA* :P

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Jokes SMS