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Apko Meri Konsi Adat
buri Lagti Hai?

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Karne Ki
Koi Zarorat Nhi.
Pehle Apni Adaty Tek Kar Lo
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<)(> Batameez
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10 years ago

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Our brilliant TOM has done again.... Teacher : Which is ur favourite dish? . . . . . . TOM : TATA SKY...Ishko laga dala to lyf jhinga lala....

10 years ago

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Naraj Baap-iss ladki mein aisa kya hai ki tune shaadi k liye haan kar di? . . . Beta- dad ye bachpan mein angutha bahut achchha choosti thhi...

10 years ago

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जो लडकिया किसी को भी भाई बना लेती है ऐसी लडकियो को भी काले पानी की सजा मिलनी चाहिए।

10 years ago

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Maalik: Ramu, iss saal tum 4 bar apne dada ke marne ki chutti le chuke ho. Ramu: Maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai.

10 years ago

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सेठ जी की दुकान पे एक आदमी "सेठजी प्यासा हूँ, पानी पिला देंगे?" सेठ: अभी कोई आदमी नहीं हैं! आदमी: थोड़ी देर के लिये आप ही आदमी बन जाइये!

10 years ago

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Punjabi: Muj se panga mat lo,may sher da puttar aa! Pathan: Yar 1 baat tu bata? Sher ghar aya tha Ya teri maa jungle gai thi? K.k

10 years ago

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Delhi Metro = Romantic scenes.. Hugging. Kissing.. ;;) MumbaiLocal = "Ticha mayla dhakka kaun mara re!" "Bhau mala jau dya na.." "Line kayko toda, abhi aise hi khada reh!! " "Gate block kar Borivali aa gaya!! " :p :p

10 years ago

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Wife : Mere Husband Ka Accident Hogaya, Tab Se Khada Nahi Ho Pa Raha Hai.

Doctor : Muh Mei Le Ke Dekho..

Wife: Madarchod! Husband Khada Nahi Ho Pa Raha....:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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andheri raat thi. wo mere sath thi. main upar tha. wo mere niche thi. main daba rha tha. wo chilla rhi thi. . . . . bura mat manna wo meri motar cycle thi..!!

10 years ago

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Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai. Jo inki soch mein gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai..

10 years ago

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Life Me Kitne Bhi
Dukh Mile
Gam Mile
apne Aansu Bah Jane Dena Unhe
rokna Mat
Kyuki
ruke Hue Pani Me Hi Dangue Wale Macchar Ande Dete Hai!:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:

10 years ago

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Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain! Girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge? Boy:bilkul nahi! Girl:to phir rehne do…

10 years ago

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वो बचपन भी कितना हसीन था जब सरेआम रोया करते थे।
अब एक आँसू भी निकले तो लोग सवाल करते हैं...
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क्यों भाई ये वाली भी छोड़ गयी क्या?:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Ek professor Shadi Shuda Logo ko lecture de Raha tha Professor: Aap Logo May Se kon Chahta Hai K Us ki B.V Chalaak ho jaye? Sub Logon May Se Sirf 1 Aadmi ne Haath Uthaya Professor: Aap Chahte Hein K Aap ki B.V Chalaak Ho jaye? Aadmi: kiya ??? “Sorry Main Samjha HALAAK ho jaye

10 years ago

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Girl-hum 45 Bhai Behen Hain..
Boy-kya..!!
Tumhare Ghar Popultion
Check Karne Wale Nahi Aaye The?
Boy-aaye The,
Hum Padh Rahe The,
Wo Coaching Smajh Kar Chale Gye.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Padosi : Yar tere ghar se Hamesha Hasne ki Awaz ati hai Khushi ka Raaz kya hai? . . . . Husb:Meri Biwi mujhe jute marti hai,Lag jay to wo hasti hai,Na lage to main hasta hun...

10 years ago

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Boyfriend Ek Aisi Cheez Hai... . . . . . . Jiss K Samne Chipkali, Aur Cockroach Se Darne Wali Ladki Bhi. Sherni Ban K Ghumti Hai..

10 years ago

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Biwi- Tum Muje Payar Nahi Karte
pati- Esa Nahi H Me Karta Hu
biwi-to Fir Muje Abhi Tak Baby Kyon Nahi Diya
pati- Ok Khuch Time Lagega Biwi- Nahi Tum Har Bar Yahi Kehte Ho Muje To Abhi Ka Abhi Chahiye :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Lady in bus: aapka kuchhtouch ho raha hai. Man: Oh, wo meri salary hai pocket mein. Lady: OYE! TERI SALARY 5 MINUTES MEIN 3 GUNA BADHGAYEE?!?

10 years ago

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