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  • फिर शुरू हो गया है शादियों का मौसम,

    फिर से न जाने कितने लड़को की "मोहब्बत" गैरों के पलंग में होगी..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Bacha:- Bhagwan kare teacher ki zuban cut jaye. Roz roz dant ti hai. Next day zuban cut gai.. Bacha :- Bhagwan kare master ka hath toot jaye. Tang krta hai... bahut marta hai. Next day hath toot jata hai... Bacha :- Bhagwan mere BAAP ko utha le. Bahut marte hai. Next day baap ghar aate hain, Bacha :- Papa Aapko kuch nahi hua ?? Baap :- Nahi kyo, Bacha :- Maa kahan hain...?? Baap :- pados me SHARMA uncle ki death ho gai hai, wahan Gayi hain...:(
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • एयर होस्टेस पंडित से: सर, क्या लेंगे? पंडित-पूरी, सब्ज़ी, खीर और लड्डू. एयर होस्टेस - सर आप किंगफ़िशर के प्लेन में बैठे हैं, विजय माल्या के श्राद्ध में नहीं...
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Main Bevkuf!
    Main Bevkuf!
    Main Bevkuf!
    Main Bevkuf!
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    Aahista Bolo
    Aawaj Yaha Tak Aa Rhi Hai.
    Ab Ho To Ho
    Sbko Btana Jruri Hai Kya.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Kitna mausam suhana hai, thandi- thandi Baris ka ana jana hai, kuchh sms kar liya karo varna, is balance se kya apni shadi ka card chhapbana hai.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • 1 Girl Akeli Jarahi thi 1 Boy Samne Se Aa Rha Tha Dono Bilkul Pass Aa Gye Ldka Chala Gya Ldki Chali Gyi Moral . . . . . . . . . . Sab Ap Jese Kaminy Nhi Hote!*!
    • 10 years ago



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  • An EnGineering Student Went & Proposed A
    girl
    Girl : What Can U Do To Make Me Love You ?
    Boy : I Will Do What Ever U Want, Ivl Bring
    stars From The Sky, I Vl Jump From Where Ever U Say, I Vl
    do Anything For U.
    ... Girl : Can U Complete Ur Enggnrng Without A
    single Back??:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
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    Boy : Chalta Hu Behan..... Apna Khyal Rakhna ...
    • 10 years ago



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  • LIFE is 4 living, i live mine 4 you, love is 4 giving, i give mine 2 you, DREAMS are 4 dreaming, mine are 4 you, HEARTS are 4 beating & mine beats 4 you .....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife:- Aji Sunte Ho Ji? Husband:- Kya? Wife:- Wo Gupta Ji Ki Beti, Accounts Me 99% Marks Laayi. Husband:- To Baki Ka 1 Kaha Gaya? Wife:- Wo Apna Beta Laaya.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Papa:" Sach sach batao ye 100 ka note kaha se laye ?? . . . . Bachha:" Mujhe bahar gali ME para hua mila... . . Aur agar yakin nahi ho to bahar ja k dekh lo, ek aadmi Abhi tak dhund raha Hai...:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • रिश्तेदार- और बेटा क्या चल रहा है?:smile:
    Me - बस अंकल लाईट आते ही पानी चलाना पड़ता है और टंकी भरते ही बंद करना पड़ता है
    3 महीने से यही चल रहा है :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • तेरी दुनिया में कोई गम ना हो,तेरी खुशियाँ कभी कम न हो,भगवान तुझे ऐसी आइटम दे,जो अग्निपथ कीचिकनी चमेलीसे कम ना हो !!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Baccha : Goodnight mummy ? Mummy : Beta Goodnight.. . . Baccha : Goodnight Daddy ? . Dad : Goodnight Beta. . . . Baccha (Frustated) : Arey !!! Goodnight kidar hai puch raha hu..!!! Macchar kaat rahe hai..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Daalne Laga Mai To Chillane Lagi Wo.. Hua Dard Itna Ki Sah Na Saki Wo..takleef Me Huyi Itni Ki Boli Bahar Nikalo... . Plz . Dosre Size Ki Churiya Andar Dalo.?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Beta- Papa Chalo Nani Ke Yaha Chalte Hai.
    Papa- Abhi Last Week To Gaye The.
    Beta- To Kya Hua Fir Chalte Hai.
    Papa- (samjhate Huye) Ek Jagah Bar Bar Jane Se Respect Kam Ho Jati Hai.

    Kuch Din Baad....

    Papa- 4-5 Din Se School Kyo Nahi Gaye?
    Beta- Aapne Hi To Kaha Tha Ki Ek Jagah Bar Bar Jane Se Respect Kam Ho Jati Hai.

    :):relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Normal friend thi wo meri Achanak se mere liye khaas ho gayi Zindagi bhar fail hoti thi.. Kambakht pregnancy test me pass ho gayi
    • 10 years ago



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  • ANNA ko dekh 4th class ka Bachha bola koi inhe rok lo Nahi to HISTORY me 1 chapter or Badh jayega BAWAL ye kar ke jayenge SAWAL HUMSE PUCHA JAYEGA.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Aadmi akhrot bech raha tha.. Santa ne poocha - ye khane se kya hota hai ? Aadmi - dimagh tez hotahai. Santa : kaise? Aadmi : Acchha ye batao 1 kilo chaawal me kitne daane hote hain ? Santa : pata naheen... Aadmi ne usko aek akhrot khilaya.. aur bola: Batao 1darzan me kitne kele hote hai ? Santa : 12 Aadmi : dekha , dimaag tez hua na .... Santa : 1 kilo de do... By - chandan kumar
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek SHARABI DARU Pee Pee K"Mar"Gaya,
    Lekin Marte-Marte Bhi Ye Anmol Baat Kah Gaya
    DARU To"Branded"
    Hi Peeta Tha,
    Saala "Liver"
    Hi Local Nikla:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Honahar Beta V/S Nalayak Beta.. Papa: Aage Kya Karna Hai Honahar Beta: "Bas 10th Me 97% Aa Jaye To 2 Sal Ki Tutions Den IIT, Fir 1 Sal Ki Aur Mehnat & IIN, 20 Lakh Kafi Hoga Shuruva K Liye" . . . Nalayak Beta: "Bas Is Bar 10th Hojaye To Roadies Se Bike Jeet K Launga, Fir Splitsvilla Se Apki Bahu, Emotional Atyachar Se Uska Character Certificate Achi Nikli To Thik, Nahi To Kahani Repeat"!!!
    • 10 years ago



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