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  • Ladkiyo Ki Jeans Mein (Chain) Kyun Hoti Hai.. Jab Ki Uska Koi Use Nahi Hota? Reply Must Agar Nahi Pata To Is Sms Ko Aag Ki Tarah Faila Do, Mujhe Jawab Chahiye..?? Friends
    • 10 years ago



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  • Up के छात्र - साहब बिजली:zap: नही आती
    इसलिये पढाई नही हो
    पा रही
    Mulayam Singh - मैं कुछ इंतज़ाम करता हूँ
    छात्र - बिजली :zap:का ?
    Mulayam- नही डिग्री का
    :star::star::star::star::star:
    • 10 years ago



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  • hindi film ki ak baat mujha samajh ma nahi aata ki ak akala hero jangle ma jata aurphir gana gata par mujha sa samajh nahi aaya ki bansuri vala,dhol vala kha sa aaya
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jo dhal jaye wo sham hoti hai Jo khtam ho jaye wo zindagi hoti hai Jo mil jaye wo maut hoti hai or Jo na mile wo Mohabbat hoti ha
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jab Kuch Sapne Adhure Rah JateHai, Tab Dil Ke Dard Ansu Banker BaheJate Hai, Jo Kahete Hai Ki Hum Sirf ApkeHai, Pata Nahi Wo Kaise Alvida Keh JateHai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • लाइफ मे कितने भी
    दुख मिले
    गम मिले
    अपने आँसू बह जाने देना उन्हे
    रोकना मत
    क्यूकी
    "रुके हुए पानी मे ही डेंगू वाले मच्छर अंडे देते है..!"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hello Dosto.. Niyam Anusar Kabhi Bhi Lagatar 30 Dino Tak Apni Sim Se Sms Nhi Kroge To Apki Sim Ki Sewaien Radd Kar Di Jayegi. Sms Karne Wale Grahako K Liye Ye Manya Nahi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boyfriend to Girlfriend : Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ki, Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ki "Jab tu 100 pm baje so jaati hai, toh tera whatsapp last seen at 30 am kyu dikhata hai". ???
    • 10 years ago



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  • Arz Kiya hai In kali-kali Zulfo se karti ho andhera.. . .. . In kali-kali Zulfo se karti ho andhera.. . . . . Ho jao takli aur kar do savera !
    • 10 years ago



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  • 3pupil were going on motorcycle, policeman give hand to stop. Santa shouted-oye pagal pahle hi 3 baithay tuje kaha baithe ga
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Student Ko Apni Life Mein, Khud Par Sabse Zyada Proud Kab Hota Hai ? . . Jab Usko Exam Mein Kuch Na Aata Ho, . Aur Pichhe Se Teacher Aake Kahe, ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Copy Chhupa Lo Pichhe Wala Dekh Raha Hai.... .. Kasam se Seena Kushi se Chauda Ho Jaata Hai......
    • 10 years ago



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  • Gareebi Kya Hai.. ?? .. Jab 1 Khubsurat Ladki 2 Rupiye Me Kiss Karne Ko Taiyaar Ho.. . . . . . Aur.. . . . . . Tumhare Paas Sirf 1 Rupiya Ho.. .. Maro hathora..Like par.. rahul,purulia
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kafi Din Baad Girl-Friend Aur Boy-Friend Mile To Girlfriend Ne Bade Pyaar Se Bola Girlfriend: “Jaanu, Main Aapki Yaad Mein Aapke Letters Ke Stamp Tickets Ko Kiss Karti Hoon Kyunki Unhe Aapke Lips Ne Chhua Hoga” Boyfriend Hairani Se Bola: “Par Main To Unhe Apne Kutte Ki Naak Se Gila Kar Ke Chipkata Tha“
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sacha dost wo hai jo apki ankhaon main pahla ansou daikh ley dousra ansou ponch ley teesra ansou rok ley aur chothey ansou per thapper lagaye aur kahey hun khul k ro ley
    • 10 years ago



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  • Everybody Wants Some1 Special. Some1 Innocent. Some1 Nice. Some1 C0oL. Some1 Sweet. Some1 Cute. Some1 Intelligent. But Yaar! Why Always ME, ME & ME?
    • 10 years ago



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  • mujhe ek macher ne kata kyoki usme junnun tha mene khujlaya kyoki isme mujhe sukun tha fir bhi mene use chor diya kyoki uske rago me mera hi khun tha..
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Bachche ne shivji se cycle mangi use cycle nahi mili usne mandir se ganesh murti churai aur 1 letter rakh diya agar bachcha wapis chahiye to cycle le anaa.
    • 10 years ago



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  • कल तक सब बहूत खुश थे . . . . . . फिर Monday आ गया
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kahun Ke Kia Ho Tum....?"
    Mere Liye Meri Duniya Ho Tum,Cho K Jo Guzre Wo
    Hawa Ho Tum,Maine Jo Mangi Wo Dua Ho Tum,Kya
    maine Mehsos Wo Ehsas Ho Tum,Meri Nazar Ki
    Talash Ho Tum,Meri Zindagi Ka Qarar Ho Tum,Maine
    jo Chaha Wo Pyar Ho Tum,Mere Intizar Ki Rahat Ho Tum,Mere Dil Ki Chahat Ho Tum,Tum Ho Tu Duniya
    hai Meri,Kaise Kahun Ke Sirf Pyar Nahin,Meri JAAN:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    ho Tum.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Aadmi Train Se Utar Ke
    Sardar Se Puchta Hai:
    Ye Kaun Sa Station Hai?
    Sardar Ne Socha Socha,
    Bahot Soocha Or Bola
    Railway Station Hai.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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