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A MAN TO SANTA-- UR FRND IS KISSING UR WIFE IN UR HOME, HE RUSHES TO HIS HOME AND COME WITH IN HALF AN HOUR N SLAPPED TAT MAN N SAID-- HE WAS NOT MY FRIEND..

10 years ago

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BOY 2 GIRL-
Likhe Jo KHAT Tuje,
wo Teri YAAD Me,
sare Padh Liye Papa Ne RAAT Me,

Swera Jb Hua To JUTE Pad Gye,
wo
"FANAA" Wale Baal
"GHAJNI" Me Badal Gaye:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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1 Ladke Ne ek Ladki Ko Call Ki Boy:I LOVE U Jaan Girl-Sacchi Boy-Mucchi Girl: ek 100ka Recharge Krwa Do Plz Boy-Sorry Didi Rong Number.

10 years ago

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Class Me Padhate Hue Medam K Blouse K 2 Button Khul Gaye, Ye Dekh Kar 2 Ladke Hasne Lage, Is Par Madam Boli- "Chup Hote Ho Ya Nikalu Bahar 2no Ko".

10 years ago

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Funy poetery Yar teri yari pey mujey shak nahi hai yar teri yari pey mujey shak nahi hai Sub ney teri chumi li kaya maira koi huq nahi hai

10 years ago

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Unko Apne Haal ka Hisaab Kya Dete? Sawal Saare Galat The, Hum Jawab Kya Dete? Wo Toh Lafzo Ki Hifazat Bhi Naa Kr Sake. Phr Unke Hath Mein Zndgi Ki Puri Kitaab Kya Dete???ii

10 years ago

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uff..ye girls bhi na kabhi nahi shudrengi ek ladki apne BF se milne market jana tha bf se milney gyi market iss ummid me k BF mulakat ho jaye firr firrr firr kya vaha SALE lagi dekh kr BF ko bhul hi gyi......................... " :D P

10 years ago

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Ek Teacher Chumban Ka Virodh Karte Hue Bachho Ko Samjha RahaThha . . . Teacher: “Jab Koi Ladki Kisi Ladke Ko Kiss Karti Hai To wo Apne Muh Se Dusre kMuh me 40,000 Kitanu Transfer Karti ha orr Iska Koi Ilaaj b nai hai.” . Sab Bache Khamosh Ho Gaye aur Darr Gaye Par Apne Pappu Ko Pata Tha Ki Teachar pagal bana Raha hai, Kuch Soch k bola. Pappu: “Sir, Iska Ilaaj hai.” . Teachar Hairan Ho Gaya:“ Kya Ilaaj ha.......?? . Pappu: “Sir Simple, Uska Chumban Usko Wapis De Do....:P

10 years ago

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Duniya se 6ucha kar teri taswir bathroom laga rakhi hai aur har ghadi tera didar ho is liya julab ki goli kha rakhi hai rahul lovewanshi

10 years ago

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EK Machar Tufan Me Tha,
Raaste Me Ek Bada Ped Mila,
Use Lipat Gya,
Jab Tufan Chala Gya,
Machar Pasina Pochte Hue Bola:
"Aaj Main Nahi Hota To Ye Ped Gir Jata.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Hsbnd:jb mai tme marta hu tb tm apna gussa kispe nikalti ho? Wife:toilet saf krke Hsbnd:wo kese? Wife:toilet apke toothbrush se saf krti hu.

10 years ago

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DARU se NASHA badhta he, NASHE se junun, JUNUN se mehnat, MEHNAT se paisa, PAISE se izat. isliye IZAT paneke liye, DARU pina Bahut jaruri he.

10 years ago

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Son 2 dad: car ki chabi do college me function he . . Dad: car?? . . son: 10 lakh ki me jaunga to rob podega . . Dad: ye le 10rs 48 lakh ki bus me jiyadah rob podega..!! Daddy rocks Launda shokd...

10 years ago

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संता कढ़ी चावल खा रहा था । तभी एक मक्खी "कढ़ी " पर आकर बैठ गई । संता : अरे कितनी भोली है तू !! ये वो नहीं है जो तू समझ रही है !! चल उड़ यहाँ से !!

10 years ago

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*अपने हिसाब से जियो।* *लोगो की सोच का क्या*? *वो तो कंडीशन देखकर बदलती* *रहती है।* *चाय में मक्खी गिरे तो चाय को फेंक देते है*, *और देसी घी में गिरे तो* *मक्खी को।*

10 years ago

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Arz kya hai: Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi, ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi, aur phool khilne se pahle bakri kha gayi.

10 years ago

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કુંવારા ઓના 'પેચ' લાગી જાય
અને
પરણેલા ઓને થોડી 'ઢીલ' મળી જાય
એવી અમારા તરફથી સહુ ને
ઉત્તરાયણ ની શુભેચ્છા.. :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

10 years ago

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She~पिछले दो साल से मांग रही हूं एक हार दिला दो
He~सुना नहीं है क्या "कोशिश करने वालों की कभी हार नहीं होती"
She~तू कुवारा ही मरेगा कमीने :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Kapde silwane h to dund lo darji Kapde silwane h to dund lo darji Nange. Punge. Ghumana h. To tumhari marji Rahul9165667719

10 years ago

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Why do girls look beautiful?? is it real or due to makeup . . . . . All false Girls look Beautiful bcoz . . . . . Boys Hav Gud Imagination...

10 years ago

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