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Boy Ladki k Saamne Pant utarkar bola- kya tumhare paas aisa hai? " " Girl panti utarkar boli- jinke paas aisi hoti hai unke paas inki koi kami nahi hoti.

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Sardar: Dunya ka sab sey purana janwar kon sa hai ? Pathan: Zebra Sardar : Woh kaisy ??? Pathan: Oyey yara woh abi tak Black and White hai...

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Wife: Main Driver Ko Naukri Se Nikal Rahi Hoon, Aaj Marte-Marte Bachi Hoon. Kapil Sharma: Please Use Ek Aur Mauka De Do...!!!

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Girl:kal mera birthday h Boy:Advance happy birthday G:kya gift doge B:kya chaiye G:Ring B:Ring dunga par phone uthana mat balance nhi He Bechara...,

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College is for knowledge, knowledge is for life, life is for wife, wife is for knife, who cuts your life, so never choose wife in the college life.

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Teacher:Bade ho kar tum kya karoge? Student: Ji shaadi. Teacher: Mera matalab, kya banoge? Student: Ji dulha. Teacher: Are, mera matlab hai, kya hasil karoge? Student: Ji DULHAN.

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Girl - me tumhare liye sabkuch chod sakti hu... . Boy - ghar . Girl - yes . . Boy - maa-baap . . Girl - yes . . Boy - bhai - bahan . . Girl - yes . . Boy - khana peena . . Girl - yes . . Boy - t.v. . . . Girl - muh sambhal ke baat kar . . hahahaha thoko like

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Santa:- Bhartiye Patniya Apne Pati Ko "AG" Kyon Kahti Hai?
Banta:- Abe Mamu Bhartiye Patniya Bahut Bahut Hi Sabhya Hoti Hai. Wo Bhare Bazaar Me Apne Pati Ko "abe Gadhe" To Bol Nahi Sakti Hai.
Is Liye Short Me
bolti Hai....:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Dear LAYS chips manufacurer, You forgot to list one thing under the ingredients.. . . . . AIR..!

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Ek aadmi mandir main bol raha tha... Hey Bhagwan.... Teri Kirpa Teri Daya Teri Shradha Teri Aradhna Teri Bhakti Teri Archna Teri Pooja Teri Aarti Teri Maya Teri Geeta Teri Vidhya Teri Riddhi Teri Siddhi Teri Laxmi Teri Karuna Teri Meher Teri Leela Teri Mahima... . . . . . .. . . . . . . Or Meri ek bhi nai??

10 years ago

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सुल्तान एकदम विराट कोहली जैसा है। जब जब अनुष्का छोड़ के जाती है, लौंडा फोड़ देता है। tongue.png ‪#‎Film_sultan‬

10 years ago

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Santa Interview K Liye Jata Hai.

Boss: Aapka Janm Kahan Hua Hai?

Santa: Tiruvantpuram.

Boss: Spelling Batao?

Santa: Nahi-nahi Goa Me Hua Tha.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Akti notun sokal, kichu sundor sopno, akmuto sada meg, kichu misty onuboti, r kichu shopnil srity, ai niea suru hok tomar agami sokal.

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Marne Ke Baad Ek Hijda Narak Mein Gaya Vahan Yamraj Ne Usko Rok Liya Aur Pucha Yaamraj: “Chalo Hisaab Do Ki Duniya Mein Kya Kiya” Hijda Gusse Mein: “Bhonsdi Ke Deke Kaya Bheja Thha Jo Hisab Mang Raha Hai“

10 years ago

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Supper Minded Pappu !!!
Pappu Bar Bar Apna Facebook Ka
Password Bhool Jata Tha . . .
Usne Socha Mein Facebook Ka Pasword
kya Rakhu Jo Kabhi Na Bhoolu . ..
Usne Password Rakha " INCORRECT" ...
Ab Jab Bhi Wo Galat Password Enter
karta
Computer Usey Khud Bata Deta
Ur Password Is " Incorrect "
Pappu Rocked, Facebook Shocked ::relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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ना दुआ माँगी ना कोई गुज़ारिश की,
ना कोई फरियाद ना कोई नुमाइश की,
जब भी झुका सर खुदा के आगे,
ए जान बस आपकी खुशी की ख्वाइश की…:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Teacher:" Bus K Driver Aur Conductor Me Kya Fark Hai ?? . . . . . . Student:" Conductor Soya To Kisika Ticket Nahi Katega. Driver Soya To Sabka Ticket Kat Jayega.

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Part 1 Dosto Kayi Baar Esa Ho Jata Hai Ki Choti Choti Bedhayani Mein Muh Se Nikli Baatein Bahut Bada Double Meaning Matlab Bana Deti Hai. Esa Hi Ek Case Hamare School Friend Raj Ke Sath Hua, Jab Vo Apni Girlfriend Ko Leke 1st Time Date Pe Gaya. Bus Hume Hi Pata Hai Fir Us Bechare Ko Apni Girlfriend Ko Manane Mein 2 Din Lage Aur Kaisi Usko Samjhaya.

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Suna hai aapki muskaan pe saare log marte hai Kabhi time nikaal ke hamaare ghar aayie Ek chuha marwana hai Sala Bahot din se pareshaan kar rakha hai;-

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Raat bhar SMS kiya to raat kat gayi Wah Wah Wah Wah Raat bhar SMS kiya to raat kat gayi Wah Wah Wah Wah Subah uthkar balance dekha to waat lag gayi!

10 years ago

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