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अगर आप किसी लड़की का पीछा कर रहे हो
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क्या पता वो नागिन:snake: बन रही हो

10 years ago

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Psychology ka practical ho ra tha... Profesr ne 1 chuhe k liye ek tarf CAKE or dusri tarf CHUHIYA rak di. Chuha fouran Cake ki tarf lapka.. ! ! Dusri baar Cake ko badal kr ROTI raki. ! ! Chuha Roti ki tarf lapka.. ! ! ! Is tarah kai baar food-item badle mgr chuha har bar food ki tarf bhaga. Profesr: Bas, sabit ho gya ki Hunger is bigger than girl...:P

10 years ago

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1 Nursery class ka baccha bola: Maam main aap ko kaisa lagta hoon??? Maam: “So Sweet” Baccha apni side k ladke se bola: Dekha maine kaha tha na line marti hai…

10 years ago

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An engineering student to his sweeper brother: "mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?". Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.

10 years ago

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Dulha: Aaj Se Tum Meri Zeenat Ho, Tabassum Ho, Tamanna Ho, Arzo ho. Dulhan (Sharma K): Aaj Se Ap B Mere khalid Ho, Tariq Ho, Irfan Ho, Faizan Ho, Yasir Ho.

10 years ago

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जिस दिन लडकियाँ :woman::woman::girl::girl:ऑटोरिक्षा:tractor: में बैठकर ,
बडी आसानी से लिपस्टिक:lipstick: लगा सकेंगी
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तभी रास्तो के सभी गढ्ढे भर दिये गए, ऐसा समझा जायेगा!!:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:

10 years ago

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Pappu Ka Interview: Batao Wo Kaun Si Aurat Hain Jisko 100% Pata Hota Hain Ki Uska Husband Kaha Hain ? Pappu Ne Apna Khatarnak Dimag Lagaya Or Bola Vidhwa Aurat.

10 years ago

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Pappu Ka Dost Uske Ghar Pehli Baar Gaya..! . . . . . . Yaar Pappu, Tera Ladka Ekdam Tere Jaisa Dikhta Hai..!! . . . . . . Pappu: Arey Saale Dheere Bol Marwayega Kya...?? Kaamwali Ka Ladka Hai, Ghar Mein Khelne Aya Hai.

10 years ago

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Ek naughty Bacche Se Kisine Sawal Kiya . . Billi Puch Kyu Hilati Hai? . . Bache Ne Itminan Se Jawab Diya. . . . . "Isliye Ki Puch Billi Ki Hai, Tere Baap Ki Nahi....

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Bhari baagh mein ik shaakh per khila hai " ghulab " ke jaise tu ne hatheli pe gaal rakha hai

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Jnoon do trh ki hoti hai. ... ... ek pyar me.. dusri pdaaie me.. - . . .pehle me to naakamyaaabi hi haath lgti hai aur dusre ke gf kabhi haath hi ni aati.. Kise chooj kroge ????

10 years ago

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अंग्रेजी मुझे आज तक समझ में नही आई
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या यूँ कहो, ख़रीदकर पीने की औकात नही रही कभी :slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:

10 years ago

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Robart:- Boss Ess Gaddar Ka Kya Kare?";((
Pratik:- Ese Sui Chubho-Chubho Kar Mar DaaLo... PoLice Samjhegi Sui-Cide Huwa Hain... ;p ;D ;))":relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Bacha:" 1 Litre Aata De Do! . Dukandar:" Beta Aata Kilo K Hisab Se Milta Hai.. Dobara Kaho! . Bacha:" Bottle Mein 1 Kilo Aata De Do! . Dukandar:" Beta Aata Bottle Mein Nahin Aata.. Tum Dukandar Bano! Main Batata Hun K aata Kaise Lete Hain.. . . Dukandar:" ék Kilo Aata Dedo! . Bacha:" Bottle Laye Ho K.k

10 years ago

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Girl-mat ched ladki ko paap ho, kal tu bhi kisi ladki ka wap hoga, Boy-tera kha hua saccha ho, mujhe wap kahe bo tera bo baccha ho,

10 years ago

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Santa ke ghar sasural wale aye. Biwi ne kaha: "Mehmaano ke liye jakar bahar se kuch le aao" Santa bahar gaya aur TAXI leke aya. What an IDEA Santa ji...

10 years ago

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Ek Ladki Auto Mein Bethi Hui Kahi Jaa Rahi Thhi Achanak Se Usne Auto Wale Se Kaha Ladki: “ Bhaiya Auto JaraDheere Chalao Mera Doodh Uchhal Raha Hai ” Auto-Wala Kameenepan Se: “ Arrey Kya Tumne Bra Nahi Pahni? ” Ladki Gusse Se: “ Kameene Mere Doodh Ke Dibbe Ka Doodh Uchhal Raha Hai “

10 years ago

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Ek Ladka Apni Class Me Baitha Tha..
Ek Cute Si Ladki Speech Shuru Karne Jaa Rahi Thi Ki
usse Pehle Ladke Ne Apne Dono Hatho Se
apne Kaan Band Kar Diye...
Frnd : Tune Apne Haato Se Kaan Kyu Band Kiye..???
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Ladka : Ale Jo Spech Dene Jaalahi Aa Na..
wo Meli Gal Flend Hai ..
wo Spech K Chulu Me Hi Bolegi...:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
"my Deal Brothels Nd Shistels"

10 years ago

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Boy on date in Hotel: Jan tumhien 1 bad news sunaoun? Girl: Kya? Boy: I m married . . . Girl: Tumne to dara diya, Me samjhi tum na mard ho.

10 years ago

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Pappu:Sister mujhe 1 Bottle blood dedo… Nurse:Blood Group bolo? Pappu:Koi bhi chalega ! Nurse:Kaise chalega ?? Pappu:Girlfrnd ko love letter likhna hai.

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