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  • Professor : Gaali Ki Paribhasha Batao.."

    Student: "atyadhik Krodh Aane Per Shaaririk Roop Se Hinsaa Na Karte Huye, Maukhik Roop Se Ki Gayi Hinsaatmak Kaaryawaahi Ke Liye Chune Huye Shabdon Ka Samooh Jiske Uchchaaran Ke Pashchaat Mann Ko Aseem Shaanti Ka Anubhav Hota Hai, Use Hum Gaali Kehte Hai..!!'

    Professor: Aapke CHARAN Kahan Hain Prabhu.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy1: कल गर्लफ्रेंड को लेके जूहू गया था? Boy2 : हा यार पर साले ठुल्ले बारबार आ जा रहे थे B1 : फिर B2 : फिर क्या,वो परेशान करते रहे हम काम करते रहे...।
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Baccha Potty Krne Khule Me Gaya Waha 1 Pig Baitha Tha Pig Ko Dekhkar Baccha Waha Se Bina Potty Kiye Jane Laga PIG Chillaya > Saadda Haqq Etthe Rakkhh..;)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Airport par 3 log apne beto ka intezaar kar rahe the... . Hindu: hamara Shahzaada aa raha hai...:)) . . . . Muslim: Hamara Nawabzaad a aa raha hai..:D . . . . . . . Punjabi: Hamara bhi Haramzaada aa raha hai..:O :D =D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girls Categorize Boys into Numerous Categories :- Ewww :/ Awww :-) Wooo ;-O Cute :-* Hot <3 Handsome _ <3 <3 Boys Categorize Girls :- Ohh BC :o :o :o Hatt BC... :/ :/ :/ ...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl – मोबाईल नया लिया लगता है… Pappu – नहीं, मेरे Friend का है… Girl – उसका फोन तेरे पास कैसे आया ? Pappu – वो जब भी मिलता है, कहेता है कि – “मेरा…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Driving Styles In Diff Countries -............ 1 hand On Steering Wheel, 1 Hand Out Window --- USA . . 1 Hand On Steering And 1 Hand On Horn --- Japan.. . . 1 Hand On Horn, 1 Hand On Gear, Listening Loud Music, 1 Ear On Cell, 1 Foot On Acceleration, Nothing On Break And Both Eyes On Female In Next Car- . . . . . . . . . . . INDIA We are Multi talented =)) Indian Rox
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bohat Rulaya Ha Qasam Sa In Logo Na Payar Ki Khatir Aye Mout Agar Tum Sath Do To In Sub Ko Rulanay Ka Irada Ha Mera
    • 10 years ago



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  • Breaking news - Girls hostel me Aag Lag Gayi Boys Hostel k Ladko Ne Help Ki Aag Pe Kabu Pa Liya h Ab Ladko Pe Kabu Pane Ki Kosis Jari h
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक बार एक मच्छर और एक कुत्ते को प्यार हो गया। मच्छर ने कुत्ते को किस किया, भावुक होकर कुत्ते ने मच्छर को प्रेम से काटा.... .. . . . . मच्छर रैबीज से मर गया..... और कुत्ता डेंगू से....!! शिक्षा : अंतरजातीय प्रेम हमेशा खतरनाक होता है.......
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa.baharat Me Kitne Mahapurush Paida Huye Hai
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    banata.koi Purush Paida Nhi Huaa
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    banta Kyu
    santa. Sale Paida To Bachhe Hote Hai:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Science Teacher: Bachcho zinda rahne ke liye kya zaruri hai? Student: itna bhi nahi pata mam? Zinda rehne ke liye teri qasam.. ek mulaqat zaruri hai sanam
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Kisan Luti Piti Halat Me Gaon Me Lauta..
    Sab Ne Pucha Kya Hua...?
    Kisan : Shaher Me Anaj Bech Raha Tha..
    Gehun Le Lo,Gehun Le Lo...
    Kamino Ne Samajh Liya GAY HOONLE LO.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • ~:TRUE LINES:~ 3-CHIZE ZINDAGI Me1 Baar Milti Hain- 1.MAA-BAP 2.WAQT 3.DOST 3-CHIZE SOCH-SAMAZ Kar Uthao- 1.KADAM 2.KASAM 3.KALAM 3-CHIZE SOCH Kr KARO- 1.PYAR 2.BAAT 3.FAISALA 3-CHIZE Kisi Ka INTZAR Nhi Karti- 1.MOUT 2.WAQT 3.UMAR 3-CHIZE CHHOTI Na Samjho- 1.KARZ 2.FARZ 3.RISHTA 3-CHIZE Humesha DARD Deti H- 1.DHOKA 2.GARIBI 3.YAADE 3-CHIZO se Humesha Aap KHUSH Rahenge- 1.GOD 2.FAMILY And 3.DOSTI
    • 10 years ago



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  • हमने चूम लिया जमीन को, जहां पर उसने पाँव रखे, और वो बेवफा, हमारे घर आके बोली - चाची... तुम्हारा बेटा मिट्टी खाता है..
    • 10 years ago



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  • पत्नी- जानू, क्या मैं तुम्हारे सपनों में आती हूँ? पति- नहीं पत्नी- क्यूँ? पति- मैं “हनुमान चालीसा” पढ़ कर सोता हूँ।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Supper Minded Pappu !!!
    Pappu Bar Bar Apna Facebook Ka
    Password Bhool Jata Tha . . .
    Usne Socha Mein Facebook Ka Pasword
    kya Rakhu Jo Kabhi Na Bhoolu . ..
    Usne Password Rakha " INCORRECT" ...
    Ab Jab Bhi Wo Galat Password Enter
    karta
    Computer Usey Khud Bata Deta
    Ur Password Is " Incorrect "
    Pappu Rocked, Facebook Shocked ::relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • 2 Chije Kismat Valo Ko Milti Hai..

    Jungle Mein Ghumta Safed Haath:elephant:i
    aur
    without Affair Wala Jeevan Sathi:-... ]|==|[:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua? Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain! Santa: Subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.
    • 10 years ago



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