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  • Son:ek din gehri raat ko Parents ke kamre me aa kar bola Maa aap to muje angutha bhi Chusne nahi dete or aap yaha pe itna bada .. . , , , Aam chus rahe ho Kyu aapne kya socha??? U naughty!!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • मोहब्बत के खर्चो की बड़ी लंबी कहानी है,कभी फिल्म दिखानी है तो कभी शोपिंग करानी है,मास्टर रोज कहता है कहाँ है फीस के पैसे?उसे समझाऊं मैं कैसे की मुझे छोरीपटानी है!!:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Strange but True Duniya me har insaan ka alag naam hai. Magar Bheed me jb hum Aawaz lagate hain "ABE O KUTTE" Kasam sd 20 me se 18 log palat kar dekhte hain...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hey Bhagwan Aapne Mere Liye Jis Ladki Ko Bhi Banaya Hai,,, . . , . . . . . . . . . . Use Pehle To 4-5 Thappad Maar kaha Chhup Ke Baithi Hai,, Aur,, : . ... . . Kal Use Mujhse Milwa De,,,,
    • 10 years ago



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  • Engineer boy to riksha wala : Bhaiya khali ho ?? Riksha wala : haan blkul khaali.. . . . . . . . . . Engineer: fir assignments complete karke dena, bhagwan tera bhala karega...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Fashon Ka Zamana Hai Ek Ladki Ke T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha Amul The Taste Of India. Use Dekh Kar Santa Bahut Khush Hua, Aur Apni Pent Pe Likhva Liya Kurkure Tedha Hai Par Mera Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jhony Jhony,
    YES PAPA.
    Z P Servise,
    NO PAPA.
    Lot Of Tension,
    YES PAPA.
    Family Life,
    NO PAPA.
    BP-sugar,
    YES PAPA.
    ZAPA ZAPI,
    HA... HA...Ha...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Samundar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai Nadi Bhar Padh Pate Hein.. . . . Balti Bhar Yaad Rehta Hai Chuloo Bhar Number Aate Hain.. . . . Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain..
    • 10 years ago



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  • SMS Bhi Bahut Kamal Ki Chiz H 20 Paglo Ko Karo 10 Padhte Hi Nhi 5 Delete Kar Dete H 4 Ka Inbox Full Hota H Bas 1 Hi Pagal Pura SMS Padhta H Thank you yaar
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wo Kehti Hai: . Phone Na Kiya Kro "DEAR" Mama Hoti Hai "NEAR" Papa Se Lgta Hai "FEAR" Bat Nhi Hoti "CLEAR" Dewaro Ke Bhi Hote Hy "EAR" Is Liye FB use Karo "DEAR".
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa : Yaar Maine Apni Girl Friend Ko
    gift Dena Hai,
    kya Du?
    banta : Gold Ring De De.
    santa: Koi Badi Cheez Bata.
    banta: M.R.F Ka Tyre De De.

    • 10 years ago



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  • Colgate se daant saaf kariye Pepsodnt se mazboot kariye Closeup se fresh kariye aur Agar phir bi white na ho to... Bina sharmaye,HARPIC apnaiye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • *//G* *o//* *//o* *d//* *//N* *i//* *//g* *h//* *//t* * //* Sweet Sweet Sweet Good Night………
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladki Sath Ho To Restaurant Ka Bill . Ladki Door Ho To Mobile Ka Bill . . . Aur . . . Ladki Hamesha Ke Liye Hi Door Ho Jaye To . . . "Daru Ka Bill" . . . Isliye Na Lagao Dil, Na Aayega Bill
    • 10 years ago



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  • टीचर : भारत से विदेश जाने वाली पहली महिला कौन थी? चंटू : सीता, श्रीलंका गई थी. टीचर अभी भी बेहोश है. स्कूल मे भी तूफ़ानी
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta Ek Baar Gunde Ke Piche Khali Hath Ja Raha Tha Santa-yaar Gunde Ke Piche Khali Nahi Jate Banta Do Kilo Mango Le Gaya:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Aadmi akhrot bech raha tha.. . Pappu ne poocha - ye khane se kya hota hai ? . Aadmi - dimag tezz hota hai. . Pappu : kaise ? . Aadmi : Acchha ye batao 1kilo chaawal me kitne daane hote hain ? . Pappu : pata naheen... Aadmi ne usko ek akhrot khilaya.. . aur bola: Batao 1 darzan me kitne kele hote hai ? . Pappu : 12 . Aadmi : dekha , dimaag tezz hua na.... . Pappu : 1 kilo de do... :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Koi Khud Se Bhi Pyaara Hota Hai, Koi To Dil Ka Sahara Hota Hai, Jaruri Nahi Zindagi Apne Liye Hi Pyaari Ho, Zindagi Mein Koi To Zindagi Se Bhi Pyaara Hota Hai…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jhutha tha wo Dost..! . Jo kehta tha Jaan bhi mango to dedenge. . . . .. . Aaj wo apni g.f. ko Jaan kehta hai: : . . . . . . . . Aur maango to kamina gaaliya deta hai...
    • 10 years ago



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  • मैं इतना मिडिल क्लास हूँ मेरा ड्रीम फ़ोन :iphone:भी माइक्रोमैक्स का है
    • 10 years ago



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