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  • Girl: Have a Good Day. He: No thank you. I like Parle G more. . . . . . . . . *gets blocked*
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek admi kabar pak baitha tha. Musafir-Tumhe dar nahi lagta..? Admi- Darna kyo?? Kabar keandar garmilag rahi thi, thodi der bahar Aa gaya..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Doctor: Jb ApKo Pta Tha K Chipkali Ap K Mu Me Ghus Rhi Hy To Ap ne kuch kia Q nai? Sardar: pehle Cockroch Gya Tha To Muje Lga K Chipkali Usy Pakr kr wapis ajyegi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pappu Ne HAJAMAT Ki Dukan Kholi.. Ek aadmi SHAVE Karane Aya. Pappu :- Muchh Rakhni Hai Aadmi - Haan Pappu (Mucch Kaat Ke) - Le Rakh Le, Jahan Rakhni Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Is kadar hum apko chahte h,k duniya wale dekh k jal jate h, wah wah wah wah Is kadar hum apko chahte h,k duniya wale dekh k jal jate h, waise to hum sabhi ko ullu banate h lekin aap thoda jaldi ban jate h.
    • 10 years ago



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  • यूँ तो कोई भी हसीना बुरी नही,

    बुरी वही जो पटी नहीं ।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Agar kutton ka t.v pr 1 channel ho toh.., socho usme serials ke nam kuch aise honge. . . yahan main ghr ghr BHONKI . KAAT KHANA sathiya . agle janam mohe PILLA hi kijo . main KUTIYA tere aangan ki . ye KUTTA kya kahlata h . Ek hajaro m meri KUTIYA h . AFSAR KUTIYA . D.O.G . Is KUKUR ko kya naam du. . Bde kutte lgte h . Kutta aur kutiya hum . Dance KUKURIYA dance . Pavitra Piliya . Kutiya vadhu . Bhauq ke aaja . . . . KUTTA WAHI, KUTIYA NAYI..:)
    • 10 years ago



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  • I
    Ek Time Meri GirlFrnd Ne Mujhe Apne Ghar Bulaya,
    Me Ghar Paucha Or Bell Bajai,
    Uski Choti Sister Ne Darwaza Khola,
    Wo Bahut Sundar Thi,
    Muskura K Boli Ap Bahut Smart Ho,
    Abhi Ghar Pr Koi Nhi He.
    Mai Akeli Hu,Mai Muskraya Or,
    Apni Bike:motorcycle: Ki Taraf Wapas Janelaga,
    To Uski Puri Family Ghar Se Bahar Aa Gai Or,
    Meri Sharafat Ki Tarif Karte Hue,
    Mujhe Gale Lagaya Or Kaha,
    Hum Ko Rishta Manzur He.
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    .Ab Mai Kya Batau?
    Ke Mai To Bike :motorcycle:lock Karne Gaya Tha.. Danish Hashmi:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • पति: तुमने तो कहा था कि खाने में आज च्वाइस हैं पर यहाँ तो सिर्फ एक ही सब्ज़ी बनी है।
    पत्नी: च्वाइस तो है ना।
    पति: क्या?
    पत्नी: खाना है तो खाओ, नहीं खाना है तो मत खाओ।:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl to Boy:Mai kaisi lag rhi hu aaj…?? Abhi beauty Parlour se aayi hu… . . Boy:Toh…. . . Parlour Band tha kya….!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher Ne Aaj Mujhse Pucha Ki: "Sir Narendra Modi Hamare Desh Ke P.m. Honge To Kya Hoga ?" Main Bola Ki :"Auro Ka To Pata Nahi, Magar Pakistan Zaroorr Hum Se Kashmir Ki Bajaye Lahore Mangega!!!"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aadmi nadi me dub raha tha bola : Ganesh Ji Bachao. Ganesh Ji ne suna aur naachne lage. Aadmi: Aap naach kyo rahe hai. Ganesh Ji: Mere Visarjan me tu bahut naacha tha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ki Biwi Bachhe Ki Potty Test Karwane Gayi. Doctor Bola: Ye Potty Nahi Halwa Hai Biwi: Hey Bhagwan. Doctor Sahab, Ek Phone Kar Loon? Doctor: Kyun ? Biwi: Unko Batana Hai Ke Potty Unke Tiffin Mein Chali Gayi Hai. Hahahahhahahah.....;
    • 10 years ago



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  • हम जीते एक बार है , मरते एक बार हैं , प्यार एक बार होता है , और शादी भी एक ही बार होती है , तो ये exam बार बार क्यों ?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy To Girl : "Look Into My Eyes:eye:, What
    do U See?
    Girl: "True Love."
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    Boy: "O Juliet Ki Ammaa !!!!
    Aank:eye:h Mai Kucch Chala Gaya Hai...
    Jaldi Nikaal" :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aaj Ka Gyaan “लड़की और नौकरी तभी छोड़ें…… जब दूसरी हांथ में हो!!"
    • 10 years ago



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  • देखो भक्तों
    हम लड़कियों की किसी भी बात का बुरा
    नहीं मानते
    चाहे वो "आई लव यू" ही क्यों ना कह दें...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Music Teacher: Do U Know "Teen Tal"?
    Student: No
    Teacher: Adi Tal
    Student: No
    Teacher: Which Tal U Know??
    Student: "Hartal"

    Teacher Shock..Student Rock!!!:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy-Santa ghar pe he? Aunty-Haan beta,abhi abhi aaya he Maggi Kha rha he Tujhe bhukh lagi he? Boy-Haan . . Aunty - To tu bhi ghar se kha kar aa..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sir:Aj pehli bar tm clas me baten kr rahy ho, hamesha tm nazren jhuka k meri baten sunte thy. Kia hua tmhe? Stdnt: Sir aj mera sms packg khtm hogya hai.
    • 10 years ago



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