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शाम का गया अगर सुबह फिर फेसबुक पर लौट आता है तो समझो . . . बन्दा बिल्कुल निठल्ला है - मेरी तरह !!

10 years ago

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Inhe aise set karo k ye 1 Romantic word bn jaye "y,t,a,m,r,h,e" or ye wahi kr skta hai jo kisi se saccha pyar krta ho challenge for u. replY. Plz

10 years ago

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बोहत तकलीफ देती है घर से परदेश की रवानगी ज़रूरत रुकने नही देती मोहब्बत निकलने नही देती

10 years ago

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If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree. If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, If friendship is life I will give u mine..........

10 years ago

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मैं इतना मिडिल क्लास हूँ मेरा ड्रीम फ़ोन :iphone:भी माइक्रोमैक्स का है

10 years ago

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Dunya Main Ek Saanp Aisa Bi Hai
jo Har
sec Mai 0.5cm Lamba Hota Hai
aurthodi Dair
baad Khud Ko Kaat K Mar Jata Hai..
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Ye Saanp"NOKIA"ki Games Mai
paya
jata Hai ::relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Jo Safar Ki Shuruat Karte Hai Wo Manzil Ko Paar Karte Hai, Bus 1 Bar Chalne Ka Hosla Rakhiye, Aap Jaise Musafiro Ka To Raste BhiIntezar Karte Hai

10 years ago

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क्या करोगे और बर्बाद,मुझे अब तुम.................!! कि राख को कभी आग से, जलाया नहीं जाता.....

10 years ago

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sub msg ka baap.... Ek bachha ghar main apne sar par condom pehane ghoom raha tha Baap: beta yeh sar pe kya pehan k ghoom rahe ho Bachha: papa school main fancy dress compition hai.. Koi doctor bana hai.. Koi engineer bana hai... Koi teacher... Aapka beta lauda bana hai...sabki maa chod dega!!

10 years ago

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Dhoni Is 29 Yrs N Sakshi Is 21 Yrs
Bt Stil Dhoni Says We Were School Friends Stupid
10th Me 1st Std Ki Ladki Pe Line Marta Tha,
Dhoni Is 29 Yrs N Sakshi Is 21 Yrs
Bt Stil Dhoni Says We Were School Friends Stupid
10th Me 1st Std Ki Ladki Pe Line Marta Tha,
Tharki Kahi Ka. . . .;) =))
Like: 59 - Length: 164 CharTharki Kahi Ka. . . .;) =BY Sharad:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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इस कदर हम यार को मनाने निकले! उसकी चाहत के हम दिवाने निकले! जब भी उसे दिल का हाल बताना चाहा! उसके होठों से वक़्त न होने के बहाने निकले!

10 years ago

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एक लड़की की नयी नयी शादी हुई, लड़का – जानू तुम मुझसे बहुत प्यार करती हो ना, लड़की- हाँ जान, लड़का – अच्छा ये बताओ, जब लड़की शादी करके विदा होती है तो रोती क्यों है? लड़की का मस्त जवाब- लड़की सोचती है कि इतने दिन बाद दूल्हा मिला और वो भी ऐसा p:-)

10 years ago

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Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ? Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai k larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai ...:p

10 years ago

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wαqт ѕe peнle αυr ĸιѕмαт ĸ вιɴα ĸιѕι ĸo ĸυcн ɴнι мιlтa αғғѕoѕ .!! мere pαѕ wαqт ɴнι αυr lαdĸiyo ĸe pαѕѕ ĸιѕмαт ɴнι !!

10 years ago

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Jab Hota Hai Tera Didar.. Dil Darakta Hai Bar Bar.. Jab Hota Hai Tera Didar.. Dil Darakta Hai Bar Bar..Aadat Se Majboor Ho Tum Jane Kab Mang Lo Udhar >>Waris ali

10 years ago

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LADKIYA 2 Type Ki Hoti Hai, . 1st : BORING 2nd : INTERSTING . . . . BORING : jo DHOOP mein bhi UMBRELLA le kar ghumti hain. . INTERESTING : Jo baarish mein bhi Jaan-bujh kar UMBRELLA ghar bhool jati hain..!

10 years ago

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Din Raat TV dekhne ki wajah se Exam me fail Hone par papa ne sirf itna kaha ki. . . . . . . . . . . . "BIG BOSS" chahte Hai ki Aap Ghar Se Nikal jaye

10 years ago

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Ye 1 darawni kahani hai, kamjor dil wale ise na pade..!! Barsat ki 1 raat me 1 budha aadmi hath me 1 kitab bechne ke liye khada tha, 1 aadmi aaya aur usne vo kitab 3000/- mein kharid li Budhe aadmi ne kitab de ke kaha: Jab tk koi musibat na aaye kitab ka LAST PAGE mat dekna. Aadmi ne kitab puri pad li lekin dar ke karan last page nahi khola. 1 din usse raha nahi gaya aur last page khol ke dekh hi liya aur sadme se mar gya.. last page par likha tha.. . . MRP-Rs 15/- only!

10 years ago

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Father :- Agar Iss Baar Tum
Exam
Mein Fail Hue To Mujhe PAPA
Mat Kehna................
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After Result ........
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Father : How Is Your Result???
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Son : Dimag Ka Dahi Mat Kar
BABULAL.......
Tu BAAP Kehlane Ka
Haq Kho Chuka Hai...:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Girlfriend drinking Whiskey with her boyfriend. . .. 2-4 peg pine k bad girlfriend - tum kaun ho........?? . Boyfriend - pagal ho gayi h kya ? Apne jaanu ko bhool gyi . . . Girlfriend- nasha har gum ko bhula deta hai...... Bhai Sahab..:D

10 years ago

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