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I love you daily I love you freely I love you purely I love you passionately I love you madly I love you ideally I love you rightly I love you too much And waiting for you sadly..... Do U love me..............

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KaiSe MumKiN Tha KiSi Aur
DocTor Se ILaaJ KaraaNa

Ae DoSt

iShQ Ka RoG Tha

MuMMy Ke ChaPPaL Se Hi AraM
AaYa
Uff.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Ek bus mein larkon aur ladkiyon ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye. Girls: Hum tumko hara kar dikhayenge.. Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao.

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Santa Ek Bar Interview Dene Gaya Boss: “What’s Your Wife Name?” Santa: “Sir, Preeto” Boss: “What’s Her Whole Name?” Santa Sochte Hue: “Sir, Hole Ka Naam To Rakha Nahi, Par Main Pyar Se Fuddi Kehta Hoon“:

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Ek Ladka School Der Se Jata
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Principal :"Late Kyo Hue ???
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Boy :"Bike:motorcycle: Kharab Ho Gyi The
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Principal :"Bus:bus: Mei Nhi Aa
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Boy :"Maine Kaha Tha Sir
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par Apki Beti K Nakhre Khatam Ho
tab Na..PA1:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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धीरुभाई अम्बानी स्वर्ग से :
अरे मुकेश बेटा.. अपना वो JIO का
बिज़नेस,
कैसा चल रहा है,
मुकेश : पापा आपकी आवाज़ साफ़ नहीं
आ रही है,
आप मेरे Airtel वाले नंबर पर कॉल करो..
:smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley:

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A Perfect Girl: . . . Na Kabhi Tang Karti Hai, . Na Kabhi Cheekhti Chillaati Hai, . Na Kabhi Kisi K Saath Flirt Karti Hai, . Na Kabhi Jhoot Bolti Hai, . Na Kabhi Dhoka Deti Hai, . Na Kabhi Shaq Karti Hai, . . . . . Aur Na Hi Is Duniya Mein Paayi Jaati... Mile to no.dena

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A Cute Girl To Shopkeeper.....
...uncle,jab Mai Badi Ho Jaungi To Aap Aapne Bete Ki Saadi Mujhse Krwana....!
Shopkeeper- Haan Beta Jaroor Krwa Denge....!
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Girl- To Sasur G Aapni Hone Wali Bahu Ko Ek "DARYMILK" Do Na....:-P:-*:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Santa To Customr Care: Meri Bhains Meri Sim Khaa Ke Bhaag Gyi Hai. Cust Care: To Hum Kya Kre.? Santa: Ji Puchna Tha Roaming To Nahi Lagegi Na.

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Santa (Banta Se)- Lofer aur Offer Me Kya Farq Hai? Banta- Yadi Ladka Kisi Ladki Ko ILU Bole to Lofer....or....Yadi Ladki Kisi Ladke Ko ILU Bole to Offer! :D

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1 juth aapki zindgi ke 5 min kam kar deta hai, Aur 1 muskurahat aapki zindgi ke 10 min badha deti hai, Moral: Haste Haste juth bolo to bhi 5 min ka faayda hai.

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Agar Ladki Ko Ulti Aaye, To Us Ke Parents Poochte Hain… Kaun Tha Wo Kameena! Agar Ladke Ko Ulti Aaye To Us K Parents Kehte Hain…. Kameene Kya Nasha Kar Ke Aaya Hai ! Moral !!! . . . . Ulti Ladki Ko Aaye.. Ya… Lardke Ko… Kameena Hamesha Ladka Hi Hota Hai… Geo Kameeeno…

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Difference Between Husband & Gadha.:goat:

Ans: Husband Gadha Ban Sakta Hai,
But
Gadha Itna Bhi Gadha Nahi K Husband Bane!!:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Santa ko uska sasur jute maar raha tha Aadmi : Kyu maar rahe ho? Sasur : Meinie ise Hospital se SMS kiya. Tum baap ban gaye ho. Isne apne sare friends ko forward kar diya!

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कुछ लोगों को लड़की ने दो शब्द प्यार से बोल क्या दिया उनको लगता है लड़की फ्लैट है उनपर हद है यार
गलतफहमी की:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:

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Unko na aya hamari wafa pe yakin Humne kaha hum mar jayenge tere bin. Unhone kaha "MARR JAO !" :/. . . . . . fir kya? ( ._.)> <) ) _//ekdum bezzati type laga yaar

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Wo Ek Shab Jali Tou Usay SHAMMA Keh Dia Hum Barson Se Jal Rahe Hyn Koi Tou Khitaab Do

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Bhari baagh mein ik shaakh per khila hai " ghulab " ke jaise tu ne hatheli pe gaal rakha hai

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जब से Royal Enfield वालों ने सेल्फ Start की सुविधा दी है तब से . . . . . . . एक थप्पङ में गिर जाने वाले लङके भी बुलेट लेकर घूम रहे हैं

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L.k.g. Boy - Tum mujhse shadi karogi? Girl - nahi, Boy - karo na pls, Eclairs dunga. . . . Girl - kaise karu, kisi aur se Dairy Milk ki Baat ho chuki hai..! thoko like

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