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Biwi Ko Din Me Karoge To Wo Sust Rahegi Sham Ko Karoge To Chust Rahegi Roj Karoge To Tandurast Rahegi Karte Rahoge To Khush Rahegi "Office Se Roj Sirf 1 Call"

10 years ago

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Santa-Rasgulla Hai?
Dukandaar-Nahi
Santa-Dekh Lunga
Dukandaar Gusse Me! Kya Dekh Loge?
Santa-Dusri Dukan Mein Jaakar Dekh Lunga!
Waris:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Sir-Samunder me nimbu ka ped ho to tum kese todoge? Santa- Chidiya Bankar. Sir- Admi ko chidiya tera baap banayega ? Santa- Samunder mein ped tera baap lagayega ?

10 years ago

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In a Restaurant: Boyfriend:Jaan main tumse ek baat kehna chahta hoon Girlfriend:Kya ? Boyfriend:I am already Married. Girlfrined:Apne to mujhe dara hi diya, main samji aapke paas paise nahi hai.

10 years ago

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Dost kaha ho? Jaha ho wahi pe rehna. 3-4 ghante tak bahar mat nikalna. Tumhari jaan ko khatra hai! Bahar BANDAR pakadne wale ghoom rahe hai

10 years ago

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Namaskar Agar Dharti Par Ho To SMS Bhejo,

Asmaan Par Ho To Barish Bhejo,

Swarg Me Ho To Apsara Bhejo

Aur Agar Narak Me Ho To ENJOY YOURSELF....:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Dear "L0L" & "Hmmm"

Thank You For Alwys Being There, Whn I Have Nothing Else To Say.. :)

But

Y U Both Duffers
Dnt Work In Exams??....:@:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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जिस स्पीड से लड़कियाँ bf के दोस्तों की भाभी बन जाती है उसी स्पीड से लड़के gf की सहेलियों के जीजू क्यों नहीं बनते

10 years ago

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Sine Me Dil,
Dil Me Dard,
Dard Me Yaqin,
Yaqin Me Khyal,
Khayal Me Khwab,
Khuwab Me Tasvir
Tasvir Me Sirf Ap!
Itna Darawna Khuwab?
Baap Re Baap:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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1 Ladki jannat me Gai to farishton se boli: Meri shadi kisi Delhi k ladke se krwao. Farishta: Sabar krle BEGHERAT Pehly kisi delhi k Lrke ko jannat me to aane de. . . ¡’ /(‘:’) Sudhar jao ¡ ‘ (> Delhi walo ¡ < ¡ Bat upr tk pohoch gai hy…..:/ ONLY FOR YOU

10 years ago

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MunnaBhai: Yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilate hain? Circuit: Common sense Bhai! Ab poonch kutte ko to nahin hila sakti hain na!

10 years ago

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Ladka Aur Ladki Karne Ke Liye Hotel Mein Kamara Book Karwane Pahunche Ladka: “Bhai Saab, Room Chahiye” Manager: “Kis Liye?” Ladka: “Madam Ko Polio Ki Khurak Deni Hai” Manager: “Magar Ye To 18 Saal Ki Hai” Ladka: “Inhone Bachpan Mein Dawa Pine Ke Baad Ulti Kardi Thi, Isliye Dawa Niche Se Dalni Padegi“

10 years ago

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लड़का स्पीडब्रेकर के ऊपर से गाड़ी:motorcycle:
निकालेगा या साइड से..
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ये इसपे डिपेंड करता है कि,
पीछे दोस्त बैठा है या गर्लफ्रेंड..!

10 years ago

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Pani Ko Daru Bana Dete,

Daru Ke Tanker Lagva Dete,

Kambakht Hamne Pini Chod Di Hai..

Warna

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Tajmahal Ko "Beer Bar"

or

Mumtaj Ko "Bar Girl" Bana Dete..:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Wife: Muje Shak Hai Ki Mere Pati Kisi Ladki Ko Milne Jaate Hai. Friend: To Ab Tum Kya Krogi.? Wife: Aaj Hi Main Unke Pichhe Mere Do Boy Friend Ko Laga Dungi.

10 years ago

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Why do girls look beautiful?? is it real or due to makeup . . . All false Girls look Beautiful bcoz . . . Boys Hav Gud Imagination

10 years ago

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लैला-मजनूं, हीर-राँझा की तरह कभी, "चाय और पारले जी" की जोड़ी को भी वो स्थान कभी नहीं मिला जिसके ये हकदार हैं..

10 years ago

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Hamesha larkiyo se dur raho... Kavi bhi dukh ko mat saho.. Tbhi banoge achhaaa, nahi to dhote reh jaoge kachhhaa ;-) :-P :-D . {i m new} heart hacker sunny

10 years ago

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OIL + POTTY = Batao ye konsi South indian language he. Nahi pata. . . . . . TEL GU ..

10 years ago

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Agar Koi Achha Sa Msg Ho To Use Jaldi Se . . . . . . . Paper Par Likh Kar Almari Me Band Kar Do. Kahin Galti Se Send Na Ho Jaye.

10 years ago

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