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आज क ज्ञान जिस प्रकार पाप का घड़ा भरते ही मनुष्य की मृत्यु हो जाती है उसी प्रकार खुशियों का घड़ा भरते ही शादी हो जाती है ... " ज्ञान समाप्त "

10 years ago

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एक आदमी अपनी बीवी को दफना के घर जा रहा था कि अचानक बिजली चमकी बादल गरजे जोर की तूफानी बारिश शुरू हुई ! माहौल अफरातफरी वाला हो गया दुखी आदमी आसमान की तरफ देखते हुए बोला लगता हैं पहुँच गयी !!

10 years ago

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BHIKARI - maine ek kitab likhi hai jiska naam hai paise kamane ke sau tarike. Raahgir - To phir bhik kyon maang rahe ho? . . . . . . . . . . . BHIKARI- YE UN SAU TARIKO ME SABSE AASAN TARIKA HAI..... :P

10 years ago

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WIFE:" Aaj to 5 rupey ke 3 pyaj mil gaye.. HUSBAND (Excited):" Wo kaise?? . . WIFE:" 5 rupey ka 1 usne diya, 1 mai utha ke bhag gayi, aur . . . . 1 usne mujhe fek ke mara.. to wo bhi utha layi .

10 years ago

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Kissing A Girl On Her Fore Head :relaxed:is
respect,
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kissing A Girl:dancer: On Her Cheek Is
care,
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kissing A Girl:dancer: On Her Eyes Is Care
& Love,
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kissing A Girl On Her Lips Is Love,
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but Kissing A Girl In Front Of Her
boyfriend ???
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HUD HUD DABANGG DABANGG
DABANGG ....:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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BV doctor se:Mere Husband ko sotey mein bolne ki bimaari hai. Mein unhain kya doon? Doctor:Aap unhein jaagty mein bolne ka moqa dein . .

10 years ago

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School Ka Wo Last Day Jab Sari Ladkiya
saree Me Aati Hai. We All Have A Feeling
ki Ye Bhi Itni Sunder Hai. School Dress
me Pata Hi Nahi Chala Yaar.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Pyar Mein Kabhi Kabhi Aisa Ho Jaata Hai
girlfriend Ne Shaadi Se Enkaar Kaar Diya
Socha Dil Diya Hai Aab Jaan Bhi Denge Sanam
pr Kamine Dosto Ne Daru Pilaa Ke Usi Ke Baaraat Me
nchwaa Diya...:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Is kadar hum apko chahte h,k duniya wale dekh k jal jate h, wah wah wah wah Is kadar hum apko chahte h,k duniya wale dekh k jal jate h, waise to hum sabhi ko ullu banate h lekin aap thoda jaldi ban jate h.

10 years ago

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Macher ne 1 admi ko din main kata. Admi ne kaha:Tum to rat main kat tay hona? Macher bola:Ghar k halat kharab hain.. Over time ker raha hon

10 years ago

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Muddton Ke Baad Aaj Fir Us-se Sapne Me Mulaqat Ho Gayi,
Badi Der Se Aankhe Sookhi Thi Aaj Fir Barsaat Ho Gayi.
Kaise Bhoolayun Uski Yaadon Ko Is Dil Se,
Poori Zindagi Se Lambi Aaj Raat Ho Gayi.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Kya Aapko Pata H Duniya Ka Sabse
pehla Jahaaz Kahan Uda Tha
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Janiye Is Chhote Se Break K Baad.
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Surf Exel-daag Achhe Hain.
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Rupa Front Line-raho Sabse Aage.
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Asli Masale Sach Sach-
MDH, MDH
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Washing Powder Washing Powder Nirma
Nirmaaaaaa
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Laila Ko
karna Tha Impress
majnu Ne Khai Minto Fresh.
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Hi Handsome Hi Handsome
Hi Handsome
fair And Handsome Cream
for Mens:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Hindi Teacher- "Wo 1 Sunder Ladki Khadi He" Isko Dusre Shabdo Me Kaho. Student- "Wo Dekho kamino, Tumari BHABHI Khadi Hai"

10 years ago

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Kitna lucky hoga wo boyfriend. . . Jiski Girlfriend. . . . . . . . Usse kahegi: 'jaanu tum phone rakho, mai call karti hu.....!!

10 years ago

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Bhagwan ne mujhse kaha ki Tu apne Sabhi dosto ko chhod de to "Ferrari" dunga Maine Bhagwan ko dekha aur kaha ki He Bhagwan Ye dost wo h jinhone meri hr khushi hr gam me sath diya Mere bachpan se lekr aaj tk mere sath rhe Kabhi roya to apne hatho se mere ansu pochhe Ek glass pani b piya to b mere sath share kiya Meri ek awaz pr dode chle aaye or aap kehte ho ki me 1 FERRARI ke liye inhe chhod du KHAIR, Koi baat nahi Lekin FERRARI Red color ki hi dena

10 years ago

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Ladke Ladkiyo Se Jyada Dayalu Hote Hai Kaise.. Ladki Kabhi Anjan Ladke Ki Help Nhi Karti Aur Ladka Har Ajnan Ladki Ko Help K Liye Ready Hai.

10 years ago

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गदर के तारा सिंह और बजरंगी भाईजान के बाद मोदी जी तीसरे आदमी हैं... जो बिना वीज़ा के पाकिस्तान होकर लौट आए।

10 years ago

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पता है लड़किया लम्बाई मेँ लड़को से छोटी क्योँ होती है? क्योँकि लड़का जब उसको गले लगाये तो, लड़की उसके दिलकी धड़कन को सुन सके।

10 years ago

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Arz Hai, Chai Ke Cup Se Udte Dhuein Mein Teri Shakal Nazar aati Hai Tere Khayalo Mein Kho Kar Aksar Meri Chai Thandhi Ho Jaati Hai Waris ali*

10 years ago

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DoCTor To HiS GirLFrieND: - "KHaT LiKH RaHa Hu KHooN Se, CoLour Na SaMajNa" . . . . "KiSi MareeZ Ka SaMPLe LiYa THa, Mera Na SaMajNa"!;

10 years ago

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