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  • Aorat Lady Doctor Se Doctor Sahaba Muje Chabi Wala Teeka Laga Dain. Lady Dr: Ap K Kitne Bachay Hn. Aorat: MASHALAH Mere 11 Bachay Hn. Lady Dr: Phirto Talla Hi Lagwa Lain.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • यूँ तो कोई भी हसीना बुरी नही, बुरी वही जो पटी नहीं ।
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Wada Na Karo Agar Tum Nibha NaSako, Chaho Na Usko Jise Tum Pa NaSako, Dost To Duniya Mein Bahut HoteHai, Par Ek Khas Rakho Jiske Bina TumMuskura Na Sako
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kabhi Hum Pe Wo Jaan Diya KartiThi, Jo Hum Kahte The Maan Liya KartiThi. Ab Pass Se Anjaan Bankar GujarJaati Hai, Jo Door Se Pahachan Liya Karti Thi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Rule of BOYS ?PHulo ki mAhak ko ChurayA nahi jata, suraj ki kirNo ko chupaya nahi jata, kitni Bhi soHni Ho Girlfrnd Apni, Dusro ki Girlfrnd ko Bhulaya Nahi jata..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Most Deadly Combination Ever !
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    Internet Explorer + BSNL Internet
    + IRCTC
    + Female User...
    • 10 years ago



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  • चम्पू ने एक लड़की को प्रपोज किया तो लड़की ने चम्पू को खूब पीटा। चप्पल :sandal:से पीटा... लाठी :field_hockey:से पीटा... और बहुत घसीट-घसीट के पीटा। .... .... .... चम्पू उठा और कपड़े झाड़ते हुए बोला- तो फिर मैं इंकार समझूं।:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aap Or Apke Life Partner,
    Yadi Sukhi Or Swasth Rahna Chahte Ho To

    Istemal Karo

    “Kohinoor”
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    Basmati Rice.

    Achha Khaoge Tabi
    Achha Soch Paoge.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Tum haste raho, nachte raho, muskurate raho, sada khil khilate raho, khush raho aur gungunate raho, mera kya hai, log tumhe hi pagal samzhenge....
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Wife : Agar Main Mountain Everest Pe Chadhun Toh Aap Mujhe Kya Doge ?

    Husband : Pagli, Isme Pucchne Wali Kya Baat Hai...
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    "DHAKKAA !":relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pappu~papa Padosi Ki Beti Ko English Nehi Aati
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    Papa ~ Tumhai Kase Pata
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    Maina Kha Give Me A Kiss
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    Wo Muje Thappad Mar Kar Chali Gayi
    Anpadh GawaR Kahi Ki ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • School Me Ek Pathan Bacha Chaku
    Liye GhumRaha Tha.. Sir Ne
    Pucha,Chaku Liye Kyo Ghum Rahe
    Ho..? Bachha: GARIB HU
    SIR,REVOLVER Kaha Se Laun..?:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bijlee ki taar or ladki mai kya similarty hai??? Guess.. Not Sure Oh Come on Yaar Simple Yaar Dono Nangi ho toh jaan nikaal deti hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • JUNG main SANTA ne bullet proof jacket ki jagah machrdani pehani. BANTA-aisa kyu? SANTA-jisme machar nahi ghus sakta usme goli kaise gusegi Yaar... Wow santa
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Sehri BOY Ki Shadi Gawn Ki Girl Ke Sath Hoti Hai, After Mirrage Dono Honeymoon Manane Bahar Ke Kisi Hotel Me Jate Hain, Wapas Laute Samay Wife_Ham Honeymoon Kahan Manaye, Husband_Ye Jo Tha Honeymoon Hi Tha Na, WIFE_Aisi Honeymoon To Mai Roj Arhar Ke Khet Me Manate Theyy!!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Itna busy bhi na rha karo, Kabhi 2 yaad bhi kar liya karo, Shero shayari na ati ho na sahi, Aaye hue SmS hi 4ward kr diya karo.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kisi ka hath tham kar chodna nahi.Kisi se vada karke todna nahi.Agar koi tod de dil aapka to.Bina hath par tode chodna nahi.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • आलिया भट्ट एक दुकान में गयी.. आलिया : 2 BHK का क्या भाव है ? दुकानदार: ये रेडीमेड कपड़ों की दुकान है.. आलिया : लेकिन बाहर तो लिखा है “Flat 70% Off”.. दुकानदार कोमा में है।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Psychology ka practical ho ra tha... Profesr ne 1 chuhe k liye ek tarf CAKE or dusri tarf CHUHIYA rak di. Chuha fouran Cake ki tarf lapka.. ! ! Dusri baar Cake ko badal kr ROTI raki. ! ! Chuha Roti ki tarf lapka.. ! ! ! Is tarah kai baar food-item badle mgr chuha har bar food ki tarf bhaga. Profesr: Bas, sabit ho gya ki Hunger is bigger than girl...:P
    • 10 years ago



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  • :point_right: ઠંઙીમા ન્હાવા માટે જિગર જોઇએ ..
    તો Kavi A કીધું.. ભુરા... તારી કંઇક ભુલ થાય છે હો જિગર નહી ગીઝર જોઈએ...
    :grimacing::grimacing::grimacing:????:grimacing::grimacing::grimacing:????:grimacing:
    • 10 years ago



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