Jokes SMS

टीचर : पानी मे रहने वाले 5 जीओ के नाम बताओ.? पप्पू : मेंडेक टीचर : व्हेरि गुड, बाकी चार बोलो.. पप्पू : उसकी मा, उसका बाप, उसकी बेहन और उसका भाई!!

10 years ago

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Customer: Mujhe phone per dhamkiya mill rahi hai. Police: Kaun hai woh jo aapko dhamkiya de raha hai? Customer: Telephone wale bolte hai ke, “Bill nahi bharoge toh kaat denge.”

10 years ago

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Buterflies Dont Knw In Wat Colour Their Wings R But Our Eyes Knw How Pretty They R. Like Wise U Dont Knw How Sweet U R But I Know How Special U R 2 Me...gud Afternon :-):-D:->:-y

10 years ago

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कोई रास्ता नही दुआ के सिवा कोई सुनता नही खुदा के सिवा मैने भी ज़िंदगी को करीब से देखा है मेरे दोस्त मुस्किल मे कोई साथ नही देता आँसू के सि

10 years ago

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EK WAQT THA JAB AAP KEMSGS AISE AATE THE JAISE KISI NE AAP KE SIR PARPISTOL RAKHI HUYI HAI AUR AAP SE SMS KARWA RAHEHAI MAGAR AB TO LAGTA HAI KISI NE AAP KO GOLI HI MARDIHAI.

10 years ago

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Achchi Baat To Sabko Achchi Lagti Hai, Lekin Jab Tumhe Kisi Ki Buri Baat Bhi . Buri Na Lage To Samjho.. . . . . Kya Bolu . . . . . . . Tumhe Zalil Hone Ki Adat Ho Gayi Hai

10 years ago

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Rahul Gandhi - Mujhe Garib ke ghar ki Khichdi, Maa ke haath ke Pizzza se zyada achhi lagti hai. . . . . . . . . Second man : Kamine, teri Maa nahi hoti to Aaj Garib bhi Pizza khaa raha hota.

10 years ago

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Ek Aadmi ne 1 ungli se 8 admi ko upar pahucha diya . . or wo rajnikant b nahi tha Batao kaise ? . . . . . . . . Lift se yaar Q Apna kamjor dimag par jor dete ho. .

10 years ago

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Tmaam gamo ko bhul jane ko dil karta h, ab ek baar muskurane ko ji karta h. bahut ji liye yaado ke sahaare, ab tumhare paas aane ko ji chahta h.

10 years ago

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पप्पू नेपाली से - तुम अमेरिकन हो ?
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नेपाली - नहीं, मैं नेपाल का हूँ ।
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पप्पू - नहीं, तुम अमेरिकन हो !
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नेपाली - नहीं भाई, मैं नेपाल का हूँ ।
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पप्पू - नहीं, तुम अमेरिकन हो !
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नेपाली (गुस्से में) - हां, मैं अमेरिकन हूँ ।।
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पप्पू - लेकिन... लगते तो नेपाली जैसे हो ?
:smile::smile::smile::smile:

10 years ago

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Physics kitni Easy hoti agar? . . . . . . . . .. Agar . . . . . . ‘Apple’ k jagah ‘Tree’ gir gaya hota!!! To Newton hi mar jata!!!

10 years ago

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Srdar pandit Ko : ye tere Sir p Choti Q? Pandit : Ye mera ANTENA he, Isse muje IDEAS aate he Sardar : Kamal he! Mere sir pe Dish Antena he,fir b kuch nahi aata.

10 years ago

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Raat bhar SMS kiya to raat kat gayi Wah Wah Wah Wah Raat bhar SMS kiya to raat kat gayi Wah Wah Wah Wah Subah uthkar balance dekha to waat lag gayi!

10 years ago

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Jindagi behal hai, Sur hai naa taal hai, Msgbox bhi kangal hai, kya aapki sms factory me hadtal hai, yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri, mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.

10 years ago

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Kohli calls Dhoni... Sakshi picks it up Sakshi : Hello kaun ? Kohli : Dhoni hai ? Sakshi : nhi Kohli : achaa...waise IPL 5 aur IPL 6 ka final kaun haara maine dekha nhi ? Sakshi : abe tu hai kaun...tujhe kitni baaar btaun CSK haar gyi Kohli : bs yahi sunne k liye phone kiya tha...sun k accha lagta hai...hahaha

10 years ago

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ek sharabi k haath JINN(genie) lag gaya Jinn : koi 3 wishes mango sharabi : 1 daru ki bottle jo kabhi khatam na ho Jinn ne bottle pesh ki.... sharabi ne bottle milte hi peena shuru kiya. Jaise hi last peg glass mein dala to bottle firse bhar gayi sharabi khush, phir peene laga ..... Jinn ne 2 aur wish mangne ko kaha sharabi Bahut khus ho ke bola: . . . Aisi hi 2 bottle aur de de

10 years ago

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Ek bar Ruma ke bhai Rahul ka khun ho gaya tha.Tab… Daya(ne pucha)-Kya tumhara bhai Rahul hai? Ruma-Haa. Abhijeet-Dimaag me thoda aur zoor deke socho kya Rahul tumhara bhai tha? Ruma-Haa. A.C.P. Pratiman-Oh no! Oh no! Isska matlab yeh hua ki tum Rahul ke sister ho!!!

10 years ago

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Pappu Ne Live Radio Station Call Ki : Hello... Ji Ye Radio Station Hai ?
RJ : Ji Haan.
Pappu : Meri Awaaz Pura Shehar Sun Raha Hai ?
RJ : Ji Haan.
Pappu : Yani Ghar Mein Jo Meri Behan Radio Sunn Rahi Hai Wo Bhi Sun Rahi Hogi.?
RJ Gusse Mein : Haaan Bai Haan .
Pappu : Hello Gullo..! Agar Meri Aawaz Sun Rahi Hai Toh Jaldi Se Motor Chala De...!
Main Chhat Par...
toilet Mein Hun Aur Paani Khatam Ho Gaya Hai...:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Santa: Jab Meri Nyi-Nyi Shadi Hui Thi Muje Biwi Itni Pyari Lagti Thi Man KArta Tha Khaa Jaau. Banta: Aur Ab.? Santa: Khaa Hi Liya Hota To Achha Hota.

10 years ago

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Ek Ladki Ne Page Inbox Me Mujhse Kaha Ki "Aap Bahut Achhi Post Karte Ho" :hearts: . . Awwwwww. . Maine Kaha To Fir Tum Like Kyu Nahi Krti Ho?? (Y) . . . . Vo Boli- Nahi Main To Apki Har Post 2-2 Baar Like Karti Hun...:o :P :/ . . . Ab Aap Hi Batao. Kaun Samjhay In :P :D Ladkiyon Ko.

10 years ago

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