Jokes SMS

Chahat Hai Mout Ki Jo Pas Nhi Ati, Tamanna Hai Jis Khusi Ki Wo Raas Nahi Ati, Udas Ho Gai Zindgi Rote Rote Unki Kuch Yaade Hai, Jo Tadpaane Se Baazz Nhi Ati.

10 years ago

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1 baar dost ne kha:-bhai ye ladkiya akele me hi q yaad aati hai. to maine kha:-ye tere dosto se darti hai ki kahi unhe dekh pyr na kar baithe.

10 years ago

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चूहे :rat:का सेहरा :mouse:सुहाना लगता है
चुहिया :mouse2:का तो दिल:heartbeat: दिवाना लगता है
पल भर में ऐसे कुतरते हैं कपडे:shirt:
अब तो हर कपडा :womans_clothes:पुराना लगता ह

10 years ago

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Faadu joke,: must read 1Baar 1ladki nadi me khudne walithi...pool se.. tbhi 1bike wala uske paas aa kr ruka aurkaha.. agar tm sucide krne jaa rhi hoto mujhe 1kiss deti jao.. ladki boli..ok aur usne ladke ko esilambi aur gahry kiss di ki ladke koaaj tak kv na mili waisi kiss.. fir ladke ne ladki se sucide krne ki wajah pu6a to ladki ne btaya..mere ghar walo ko pasand ni ki mai ladki ban kr ghumu.. mera naam nitesh nawab hai..

10 years ago

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Zindagi Tanha Tanha Thi Mera Koi achchha Dost Nahi Tha aur Phir aap Meri Zindagi Me aaye To Mujhe Ehsas Hua Ki . . . . akele Hi Sukoon Tha.. Ha Ha Ha Waris ali*

10 years ago

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Boy on date in Hotel: Jan tumhien 1 bad news sunaoun? Girl: Kya? Boy: I m married . . . Girl: Tumne to dara diya, Me samjhi tum na mard ho.

10 years ago

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Tum Ko Dekha To Yeh Khayal Aaya Zindagi Dhoop Tum Ghana Saaya Aaj Phir Dil Ne Ik Tamanna Ki Aaj Phir Dil Ko Hum Ne Samjhaya Tum Chale Jao Gaye To Sochenge Hum Ne Kya Khoya, Hum Ne KyaPaya? Hum Jise Gunguna Nahin Sakte Waqt Ne Aisa Geet Kyun Gaaya?

10 years ago

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ME एग्जाम रूम से बाहर निकल रहा था की।।।

टीचरः- कुछ किया भी है, या ऐसे ही आ गए ?

ME- सर, ब्रेकफास्ट करके आया हूं, और आप ?:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Agar Movie Ka Naam "StudentOf The Year" Ki Jagah"Principal Of The Year" Hota..
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to Kya Kaha Jata Short Me..??
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Agar Student Of The Year Ko 'SOTY, Kehte Hain To Principal Of The Year Ko Kehte
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POTY...:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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दो शेर जंगल में बैठे थे. पास से एक खरगोश गुजरा. आहट सुनकर एक शेर ने दूसरे से पूछा – “क्या है ?” - “कुछ नहीं … फास्ट फ़ूड है !!!

10 years ago

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तुम जानते हो मेरी जिन्दगी की सबसे कीमती चीज क्या है .बस इस मैसेज का पहला लफ्ज ....

10 years ago

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Arz Kiya Hai
specily Student
saam Hue Kya Ghar Ki Yaad Aa Gyi

saam Hue Kya Ghr Ki Yaad Aa Gyi

are Kambkat Kuch Padhega Bhai

sir Pe Exam Aa Gyi

10 years ago

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ગીરના જંગલમાં ઍસટી બસને પંકચર.....
એક સિંહ...બસમાં ચડ્યો......
બધા મુસાફરના શ્વાસ થંભી ગયા,....
સિંહ બધાને જોતો જોતો છેક છેલ્લી સીટ પર બેઠેલા સરદારજી ને બોચીએથી પકડીને ઢ્સડી જવા લાગ્યો...
કંડકટરે આશ્ચર્ય્ થી પુછ્યુ:ઓઇ..આવું ....કેમ?
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સિહે પાછળ વળી ને કહ્યું...
શેર....કૉ..ભી...કભી કભી પંજાબી ખાનેકા મન હોતા હૈ ભઈ.......
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9 years ago

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Agar Aap Wo Karna
Chaahte Hai
Jo Aaj Tak Kisi Ne Nahin
Kiya
To Aapko Ve Tareeke
Apnaane Padenge
Jo Aaj Tak Kisi Ne Nahin
Apnaaye.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Teacher :- Akbar kon tha ?? Student :- Pta Nhi Sir. Teacher :- Padhai Ki Traf Dhyan Do, Pata Chalega..... Student :- Aap Bataiye Sunil Kon Hai ?? Teacher -: Pta Nhi. Student: Apni Ladki Ki Traf Dhyan Dijiye, Pta Chalegaa..........

10 years ago

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Miss: Jisne 1st Lesson Yaad Kiya
wo Mere Hath Pe Kiss Kare Aur
jisne 2 Lesson Kiye Wo 2 Kiss
gaal Pe!
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Pappu: Miss Phir Bistar Bichha Lo
Miss: Kyu ??
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Pappu: Mujhe Puri Book Yaad
hai..! :p :D =D
Pappu Rock...Miss
shock!!:D:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Dil Ne Kaha Yaad Karte Rehna, Mann Hi Mann Baat Karte Rehna, Wo Hamare Dard Ki Fariyad Sune Na Sune, Apna To Farz Hai Unhe Pyar Karte Rehna

10 years ago

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Teacher: homework kar liya.? "Ha sab kar liya". Teacher: Sab? Sab mein kya kya aata hai..? "Sab mei toh waise bahot kuch aata hai lekin main Tarak Mehta jyada dekhta hu"

10 years ago

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Beti: Mein padosi se pyar karti hu aur uske sath bhag rahi hu! Baap: Thanks mere paise aur timedono bach gye. Beti: Papa mein to letter padh rahihu ! jo mummy rakh ke Gayi Hain....!! Sagarr Se7en575

10 years ago

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VINNI: tu har msg 2 baar kyo bhejta hai? DHIRU: taaki agar tujhe foword b karna pade, to ek ter paar rahe ha ha ha thoko like from: DHIRAJ AND Y.R.S.G

10 years ago

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