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  • Jee Chaahta Hai Tumse Pyari Si Baat Ho, khaamosh Taare Aur Lambi Si Raat Ho, phir Saari Raat Tumse Hum Kahte Rahen, ki Tum Meri Zindagi Tum Meri Qayenaat Ho.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Tujhe dekha to ye jana sanam KOYLA hota  hai kyon kala sanam Tere liye Fair And Lovaly kaha se layenge hum SURF EXCEL  se karenge tujhe UJALA sanam
    • 10 years ago



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  • FACT about GOOGLE: "50% of the people use it well.. as a search engine .. . . . . . . . The other 50% of the people use it to check if their internet is connected or not..:P
    • 10 years ago



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  • कोई हमसे भी इश्क़ करलो यार . . . . सावधान इंडिया के सारे एपिसोड सच नहीं होते :-D :-D
    • 10 years ago



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  • बस में सफ़र करते वक़्त एक ऐसा बन्दा होना जरूरी है जो अपने मोबाइल :iphone:में ऐसे ऐसे गाने बजाता है जो आज तक किसी ने सुने ना हो।:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Shadi Me DJ Bajna Chahiye . . . . . Band To Janaze Me Bhi Bajta Hai...!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mom:" School Ja,
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    Bachcha:" Nahi Jaunga
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    Mom:" Kyu ??
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    Bachcha:" Job Kar Lunga..
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    Mom:" Nalayak Beshram.. 5th Padh
    k Kya Job Karega..??
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    Bchcha:" 4th Ki Ladkiyo Ko Tution
    padaunga..:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • BF-Tum Mujhe kitna pyar karti ho GF- Arz Maarti hu ... Chaha Hai jise chahat se zyada Samja Hai jise khud se zyada Bharosa Hai jispe sabse zyada Tu hi Hai woh "HARAMZADA"! :p :p
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek professor Shadi Shuda Logo ko lecture de Raha tha Professor: Aap Logo May Se kon Chahta Hai K Us ki B.V Chalaak ho jaye? Sub Logon May Se Sirf 1 Aadmi ne Haath Uthaya Professor: Aap Chahte Hein K Aap ki B.V Chalaak Ho jaye? Aadmi: kiya ??? “Sorry Main Samjha HALAAK ho jaye
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bandar Ki Beti Bole-
    "Papa Muje B Shadi Karni Hai !!"
    Bandar Bola-
    "Beti Sabra Karr, Dulha Abhi Sms Padh Raha Hai,
    Padh K Muskrayaga To Samjo Rishta Pakka!:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • PAPPU : UncLe
    Mai 1 Larki Se PYaR KaRTa Hu.:)
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    UnCLe: Tu UsKe BaaP Ko CoFFee
    PiLaNe LeJa AuR SHaDi Ki BaaT KaR,
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    PAPPU : UnCLe, CHaLiYe CoFFee
    PiTe
    hai:p;):D
    UnclE ShocKzZ:o:PAPPU
    • 10 years ago



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  • हद तो तब हो गयी जब,
    घरवाली ने ये कह साथ सोने से मना कर दिया
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    कि संविधान मेँ,
    कहीँ नही लिखा पति पत्नी साथ ही सोयेँ...
    • 10 years ago



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  • अर्ज़ किया है.,
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    क्लास मैं मास्टर जी शराब लिए
    बैठे है...
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    गौर फरमाईएगा
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    क्लास मैं मास्टर जी शराब लिए
    बैठे है..
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    ओर बच्चे इतने हरामी साले
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    ग्लास लिए बैठे है...:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Agar Yaad Tumko Na Rahe Apna Janmdin
    Check Karte Rahna Yunhi
    Apne Mobile Ke Inbox Hardin..
    Main Kabhi Na Bhulonga Apne Yaar Ka Janmdin
    Chahe Woh Ho Mera Akhri Din..
    Aapko Jaroor Mera Yeh Msg. Milega
    Jispe Likha Hoga Mubarak Ho Aapko Aapka Jamdin.
    (Ganesh):relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife- आपको नही लगता कि हमने शादी से अब तक कोई अच्छा Happy Weekend नी मनाया है? चलो इस Weekend मनाते है . . . पति- ठीक है तुम मायके हो आओ
    • 10 years ago



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  • ULTIMATE TRUTH ---------------------- Wife k drame Or Rebok k pajaame Saalo saal chalte hain...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Adee Jab 8 Saal Ka Tha, Dukandar
    se:1 Bidi Ka Bandal Dna.
    Dukandar-is Umar Me
    bidi Pine Lge?
    Adee-nhi
    a Chote Bhai K Liye He,
    mera Liye1 Gold Flake Do.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Really A Killer Joke:
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    Ek Aadmi K Daant Me Keeda Lag Gya..

    Wo Doctor K Paas Gya To
    Doctor
    Bola- 4 Din Subah-Shaam
    Doodh- Biscuit Lo & 5ve Din
    Sirf Doodh Lo,

    Keeda Jaroor Nikal Jayega................
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    Usne 4 Din Doodh-Biscuit Liye
    Aur
    5ve Din Sirf Doodh Piya...........

    Keeda Bahar Nikla Or Bola:

    Aaj Biscuit Nahi H Kya.?:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pappu makes a call from Delhi 2 his wife . Servant picked up d phone. Pappu : Memsab se baat karao ! Servant: Woh to sahab k sath kamre me so ... rahi hai. ... Pappu : Par sahab to main hu. servant: Ab main kya karu? Pappu: Maar de dono ko, main hold karta hu.. After killing.... servant: Dead body ka kya karu ? Pappu: Ghar k piche swimming pool mein phenk kr bhaag ja. Servant: Par ghar k piche to swimming pool hai hi nahi. . Pappu: Oh sorry, wrong number..
    • 10 years ago



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