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"I Love Walkn In Rain So Dat No Onecan C My Tears!" -
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"i Love Walkn In D Fog So That No One Can See That M Smoking"-
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"i Love Walking, Bcoz Petrol / Diesel Mehnga Ho Gya Hai " :p :O:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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What will be the ad for Petrol in Year 2020 ?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Buy 10 litre Petrol& Get 1 Tata Nano free...:p

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Truth..
Mohobbat Toh Dil Dekh Kar Ki Jati Hai
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Chehra Dekh Kar Toh Sirf Setting Hoti Hai...:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Bache aur ladkiya Krupaya is joke ko na pade qki ye joke aapke samj me aane wala nahi - This joke is for wwe fans Santa aur Banta ek baar tv par wwe dekh rahe the tabhi achanak santa chillaya:-Randi auraton se bachke sala bahut khatarnak hai,anda taker saale ka anda fod de, ... To Banta bola:-abe woh randy auraton nahi randy orton hai aur woh dusra undertaker hai anda taker nahi....

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EK TRAIN ME BHIKHARI SETH SE:Sahab Allah Ke Naam Par 12RS De Do, SETH_Par Tujhe 12RS Kis Baat K Chahiye, BHIKHARI_Sahab Coffe Pina Hai, SETH_Par COFFE To RS6 K Milte Hain, BHIKHARI_Sath Me GIRLFRIEND Bhi hai, SETH_Bhikhari Hokar GF Rakhte Ho, BHIKHARI_Sahab GF Ne Hi Bhikhari Bana Diya Hai.

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Chahat h kisi ki chahat ko pane ki. chahat h chahat ko aajmane ki. chahe wo hame chahe na chahe. chahat h unki chahat me mit jane ki.

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Mujhse Kha Ishwar Ne Mat Kr Intjar Is Janam Me Uska Milna Namumkin Hai. Maine Hha Agle Janam Me To Mumkin Hai. Usne Kha Pachtayega. Maine Kha Dekhte Hai, Tu Meri Rooh Ko Kitna Tadpayega. Usne Kha Chod Use, Chal Tujhe Jannat Ki Sair karata Hu, Maine Kha Aa Dekh Mere Yar Ka Muskurata Hua Chehra Tujhe Jannat Zamin Par Najar Ayegi, Til Milakar Usne Kha, Mat Bhul Ki Tu Hai To Ek Insan, Maine Kha Mila De Mujhe Mere Pyar Se Aur Sabit Kr Ki Tu Hai Bhagwan...! ORD:clubs:

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Laila ko karna ho empress to majanu ko khani hogi Mento fresh or Majanu ko karana ho empress to Laila ko utarni ho puri ki puri dress bole to ek dum fresh......!

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Class Me Padhate Hue Medam K Blouse K 2 Button Khul Gaye, Ye Dekh Kar 2 Ladke Hasne Lage, Is Par Madam Boli- "Chup Hote Ho Ya Nikalu Bahar 2no Ko".

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1 Ladki Coke Pi Rahi Thi, Achanak Us Me Se 1 Machhar Nikla MACHHAR Bola : Maa. Ladki: Mein Teri MAA Nahi Hu. Machhar: Aisa Na Bol Maa, Mein Teri COCK Se Nikla Hoon.

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Kya Pata Uski Zuban Se B Izhar Nikle,kya Pata Unke Dil Me B Pyar Mile,sach He Uske Bina Ji Nahi Sakte,kya Pata Uske Dil Se B Yahi Baat Nikle..:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Teacher mere que. Ka ans. Bina ruke do? bharat ke RASTRAPATI kon h? KUTAB MINAR kaha h? SATABADI EXPRESS kis rafatar se chalti h? MURGI hume kya deti h? studnt bina ruke ans. Dete hue SMT. PRATIBHA PATIL DEHLI ME 140 KM PRATI GHANTE KI RAFTAR SE ANDE DETI H.

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Biwi neend me zorse chillai: Jaldi utho, mere PATI Aa gaye SANTA utha, khidki se kud gaya, Tang tut gayi, Fir khyal Aaya sala mein hi to uska pati hu!!

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Vidaai ke samy dulhe ka mobile baja,dulhan ne thappad mara? ringtone thi-dil me chupake arman le chale,maut ka saman.

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Solid bezzati: Boy: I lv u. I cnt live widout u. Mar jaunga, Mit jaunga, Tere pyar me fana ho jaunga!! . . . . . Grl: Hmm. Dekhle tujhe jaise theek lage.

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Jab Tum SMS Nahi Karte Ho Toh Itna Gussa Aata Hai, Dil 2 Chahta Hai Chappal Utar Kar, . . . . . . Jute Pehan Lu Aur Tumse Milne Tumhare Ghar Aa Jau…

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Jo STUDENTS paas ho gaye unko CONGRATULATIONS ... . . . . & . Jo STUDENTS fail ho gaye unko DOUBLE CONGRATULATIONS .. . . . Qki unki CLASS MAI NAYI LADKIYA HONGI....:p :O :D :D NOTE : FAIL HONE ME KOI NUKSAN NI HOTA HAI

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आँखे :eye:आज भी उस हरामखोर को ढूंढ रही
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जिसने बचपन में यह अफवाह फैलाई थी
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"मोर का पंख किताब में रखने से
विद्या आती है।

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Ek Din Ek Budha Romantic Mood Mein Apni Biwi Se Bola “Darling, Main Tumhare Liye Aasmaan Se Taare Tod Launga” Budhi: “Benchod, Muh Se Mungfuli To Todi Nahi Jaati Aur Gaand Se Akhrot Todne Ke Sapne Dekh Raha Hai“

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न वफा का जिक्र होगा ... न वफा की बात होगी .. अब मोहब्बत जिससे भी होगी ... . . . रुपये ठिकाने लगाने के बाद होगी.! *(कवि टेंशन में है..!!)*

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