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  • Sardars Friend: Yar Kal Meine Kitni Baar Call Kiya, Uthaya Q Nahi?
    Sardar: Q Uthau, 30 Rs.De K Jo Gana Lagwaya Hai Woh Kya Tera Bap Sune..:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: jo mere agle sawal ka jawab dega, woh ghar ja sakta h.. Tabhi Rahul apna bag bahar fek deta hai. Teacher: woh bag kisne feka??? . . . . . . Rahul: maine, aur ab mai gharja raha hu...:-D:-D:-P Teacher Shocked&Rahul Rocked ;-
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kuch Is Tarah Se Meri Zindagi Ko Maine Aasaan Kar Liya; Bhulkar Teri Bewafai Apni Tanhai Se Maine Pyaar Kar Liya!
    • 10 years ago



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  • प्यार में डूबे दोस्त के पास जा के बैठने से बेहतर है की... किसी भी रीजनल भाषा की टीवी चैनल देख लो !!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: khaali jagahbharo "900 choohe kha kar billi _____ chali" Student: 900 choohe kha kar billi dheere dheere chali Teacher: get out of my class!! Mazaak karte ho!! Student: Teacher, ye bhi Maine Aapka dil rakhne ko keh diya. Varna 900 choohe kha kar billi toh kya uska Baap bhi nahi chal sakta! Djsumit
    • 10 years ago



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  • मोंटी-क्या आपने किसी से प्यार किया है हाँ किया है क्या आपने किसी को दिल दिया है हाँ दिया है मोंटी-तभी तूम आज बेरोजगार घूम रहे हो सालो
    • 10 years ago



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  • छोड़कर चली गयी वो पगली ये कहकर..
    जब तुम एक "Jio" सिम नही ला सके तो,
    चाँद:crescent_moon: तारे :star:क्या लाओगे...
    :smile::smile::smile:
    • 10 years ago



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  • बापू अपने कुँवारे बेटे से – बेटा बाहर देखी गली मे ढो़ल किसके बज रहे हैं? कुंवारा बेटा – जिसके माँ बाप समझदार हैं उनके बज रहे हैं। 130km/hr की स्पीड से उड़ती हुई चप्पल मिली ।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Baccha:"Papa Good News Hai.. . Papa:"Kya.. ?? . Baccha:"Aapko yaad hai aapne kaha tha k agar mai.. Exam mai Paas ho Jaun To mujhe 5000 denge.. . Papa:"Haan.. . Baccha:"Aapke 5000 bach gaye...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy-Tum Ldkiya Itni Khubsurat Q Hoti Ho? Girl-Qki, God Ne Hamko Apne Hath Se Bnaya H. Boy-Kamini Bol To Aise Rahi H Jaise ki Hamko net se download kiya ho...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Admi ne apni Wife ko Letter Likha Ke Begum is Month salary nahi mili salary ke Badle 100 Kiss Bhej raha ho I love U Wife Ne reply kiya Aapka Letter mila Salary ke badle 100 KISS miLay 16 Kiss Sabzi waLay ko diye 29 Kiss School k Principal ko Diye Doodh wala 7 kiss pe Razi nahi hua Usko 12 kiss dene paray Malik Makan to KISS pe Razi hi nahi hua tha Usko Kiss K sath jhappi bhi deni pari Mahina Aram se Guzar gaya Dont worry I love u 2... Hahahahahahahahahahaa :D By - ANIL
    • 10 years ago



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  • Maine Darwaza Khola To Uski Ankho Me Ansu, Chehre Par Hansi Thi,
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    Sason Me Aahen, Dil Me Bebasi Thi,
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    Pagli Ne Pehle Nahi Bataya Ki
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    Darwaze Me Uski Ungli Fasi Thi...:p :O :/ :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Most Deadly Combination Ever !
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    Internet Explorer + BSNL Internet
    + IRCTC
    + Female User...
    • 10 years ago



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  • वो रोज बडे प्यार से कहती थी... आदाब...आदाब... एक दिन दबा ही दिये ..... तो बुरा मान गई..
    • 10 years ago



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  • 2 Lover APPLE Kha Rahe The Ankho Me Ankhe Daal Ke! Ladki (Sharma Ke):Tum Itna Ghur Kyo Rahe Ho. Ladka:Thoda Thoda Kha ‘BHUKI’ 140 Rs. Kilo hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher-Papu ek story sunao withmoral :-) . . Papu-Maine usko phone kiya wo so rahi thi. :-/ . . . Phir usne mujhe phone kiya main so raha tha :-/ . . Moral- Jaisi karni wsi bharni.;-):-P:-D.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Afridi Bola Dono Match Haar gayee Na tum..... . . Virat Kohli nice Answered \_________ . . . . . . Okay Okay, we are not interested in winning any tournament which is sponsored by Cycle Agarbatti and Baba Elaichi.. :D :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo, Pyar nahi to Shikayat hi kiya karo, Itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo, Phone nahi to SMS hi kiya karo…. By - www.FreshSMS.in
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Bar Santa Galti Se Ladies Toilet Mein Guss Gaya.
    Vaha Bethi Ladies Ek Dum Se Gabra Ke Khadi Ho Gayi.
    Santa Ne Unhe Dekha Aur Muskurate Hue Kaha.
    Santa: “Arey Betho Betho, Ijjat Dil Mein Ho Bas Yahi Kafi Hai“
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girlfriend : Would You Like To See
    Magic..??
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    Boyfriend : Ofcourse Sweetheart..!!
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    Girlfriend : "WHOOSHH"
    You Are Single Now..!!
    Chal Bye, Phut Le Ab..!! ;) :P :D:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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