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Koi Hamari Tarah Hasaye To Kehna, Koi Hamari Tarah Sataye To Kehna, Pyar To Kar Lega Koi Bhi Aapse.. Koi Hamari Tarah Chahe To Kehna !

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Tomi take vallobasho je tomake kosto dey..... Tomi take kosto dio na je tomake vallobashe.... pithivir kache hoyto tomi kichui na... kintu karo kache.... tomi tar pithivi.....

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Dosto Ki Kadar Karte Hai Utni,
Aasmaan Me Roshni Hai Jitni.
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Yakin Nahi Hai To Call Karke Karke Dekho Baat Karenge Utni,
Aapke Mobile Me Laxmi Hai Jitni.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Que. Ye PYaR Kb HOtA HAi

AnS . Jb RaHu KeTu Aur ShAni Ki DashA KhAraB Ho AUr MaNgal ApkA KamJor Ho
AuR BhaGwaN MaZe LEne Ke MuD ME Ho:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Admin ने 251 का मोबाइल :iphone:खरीदा

और जेसे ही मोबाईल :iphone:ऑन किया और जो देखा,

Admin बेहोश्.

Press 1. बुमरो बुमरो

Press 2. चल छैया

Press 3. धूम मचाले

10 years ago

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Ek chor amir lok ke ghar mein chori karne gaya. Trunk pe likha tha “Trunk ko todne ki jaroorat nahi hai, 156 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan dabao, trunk khul jayegi. Jaise hi batan daba alarm baja aur police aa gayi.” Jate jate chor us lok se bola: Aaj mera insaaniyat se vishwas uth gaya hai!

10 years ago

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KhuDa & DoctOr Ko Kabhi NaraJ Nahi KarNa Chahiye-KhuDa NaraJ, Aap DoctOr Ke PasS-Aur-DoctOr NaraJ, To Aap KhuDa Ke PasS.

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Another important thing about domain is it’s age. Because most of Asian Countries, has placed an age restriction. They don’t accept any sites which are not 6 months old.

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जिओ की सिम लेते ही अगर किसी से, लड़की सेट भी हो जाये तो कॉल लगने तक, लड़की की शादी होकर दो बच्चों की माँ, बन चुकी होगी..

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Yes I m Selfish… :hearts: :hearts: :hearts: Thats Why I care for U… :hearts: Thats Why I scare to lose U, Thats Why I miss U Every moment… :hearts:… Thats Why I Cry for U in your absence, Thats Why I always Wish That one day U wud be mine… :hearts:

10 years ago

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full form of pyar... P-pagal hona Y-yadon m khona A-akela tnha hona R-roj ka rona dhona........ Isliy dont do pyar only line mar....

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जिओ की सिम लेते ही अगर किसी से,
लड़की:person_frowning: सेट भी हो जाये तो कॉल:telephone_receiver: लगने
तक,
लड़की :person_frowning:की शादी होकर दो :man::man::boy:बच्चों की
माँ,
बन चुकी होगी..

10 years ago

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Ek Tu Teri Aawaz Yaad Aayegi,
Teri Kahi Huwi Har Baat Yaad Aayegi,
Din Dhal Jayega Raat Yaad Aayegi,
Har Lamha Pahli Mulakat Yaad Aayegi.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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फिर शुरू हो गया है शादियों का मौसम,

फिर से न जाने कितने लड़को की "मोहब्बत" गैरों के पलंग में होगी..

10 years ago

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Chotu:Sab kehte hain Mere bade hokar doctor banunga Motu:Toh isme hansne wali kya baat hai. Chotu:Aarey, agar sab doctor banega to patient kaun banega.

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Bhari baagh mein ik shaakh per khila hai " ghulab " ke jaise tu ne hatheli pe gaal rakha hai

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Teacher-Papu ek story sunao withmoral :-) . . Papu-Maine usko phone kiya wo so rahi thi. :-/ . . . Phir usne mujhe phone kiya main so raha tha :-/ . . Moral- Jaisi karni wsi bharni.;-):-P:-D.

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Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, Masjid mein adaab karta hoon, Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon. K.k

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Boyfrnd:me Tumhe Kab Call Karun.? Girlfrnd:- Jab Tum Chaho ..! Bf Ok To Me Kal Morning 7 Baje Call Krta Hu..! Gf Itni Jaldi!!! Bf Ok To Me 10baje Call Krta Hu.! Gf Tab To Me College Jati Ho.! Bf Hmmm Me 2baje Call Krta Hu.!! Gf Tab To Lunch Time Hai Na..!! Bf Oh Toh Me Sham Ko 7baje Call Kr Lunga..!!! Gf Tab To Favrt Serial Ata Hai Mera..!! Bf Ok Me 9 Baje Call Karunga..!! Gf Tab To Sab Ghar Pe Rahenge..!!! Bf Meri Maaaaaaaa Me Call Kab Karu...?? Gf Jab Tum Chaho.

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andheri rat thii... vo mere sath thiiii. mai uske uupar thaaa.. vo mere niche thiii... bura mat socho yaro vo meri cycle thiiiiii........

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