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  • तुम जानते हो मेरी जिन्दगी की सबसे
    कीमती चीज
    क्या है .बस इस मैसेज का पहला लफ्ज ....
    :smile::relaxed::relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • ARZ KIYA HAI. zara gaur farmiye ! haan toh ARZ KIYA HAI.. Yu na kisi k dil se khelo...... .74 .09 .23 .55 .72 Yu na kisi k dil se khelo... . . . . . . . Jab Like & comment nahi karna aata TOH? ? ? Computer aur mobile bech kar radio lelo Ho gayi na ab bejjati....
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Pagal Aaina Dekh Ke Sochne Laga Isko Kahi Dekha Hai Thodi Der Sochne Ke Baad "O Teri" Ye To Wohi Hai Jo Mere Saath Us din BAAL Katwa Raha Tha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aapki Ada Se Hum Madhosh HoGaye, Aap Ne Palat Kar Dekha To Hum Behosh Ho Gaye, Yehi Ek BaatKehni Thi Aapse, Na Jaane Kyun Aapko Dekhthe Hi, Hum Khamosh HoGaye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Maggi Ban होने से उन भोली-भाली Angel प्रिया का क्या होगा जो उल्टी सीधी मैगी बना कर फेसबुक पर,
    "यम्मी मैगी कौन कौन खायेगा ?"
    टाइप की पोस्ट डाल, लाखों आशिकों के लाइक और कमेंट ले लेती थी।:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house… still he was in jail……. ..why? . . . . coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: yar Banta tu mujhse bahut sari baten chupata h.... Banta: nahi yar aisa nahi h... Santa: nahi yar tune chupai h mujhse baat. Banta: nahi chupai yar... Santa: Mai bol raha Hun na ki mujhe pata h tune mujhse baat chupai h... Banta: acha to phir Bata na ki kya baat chupai h. Santa: sale jab tune baat chupa hi li to mujhe kaise pata chalega ki tune kaun si baat chupai h..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dil Tootna Saza Hai Mohabbat Ki,
    Dil Jorna Adaa Hai Dosti Ki,
    Maange Jo Qurbaani Wo Hai Mohabbat,
    Jo Bina Maange Ho Jaaye Qurbaan Use Kehte Hai Dosti.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • जिंदगी में कुछ चीज़े नेगेटिव होना भी जरुरी है. . . . . . . . जैसे की स्वाइन फ्लू का टेस्ट
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: I Love You Ka Janam Kaha Hua.?
    Boy: China Me,
    Teacher: How
    Qki Iski Na Koi Warranty Hai Aur Na Koi Gurranty,
    Chale To Chand:full_moon_with_face: Tak,
    Nahi To Shaam Tak.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • पप्पू कि हुयी मास्टर से लड़ाई.. मास्टर ने की पप्पू कि पिटाई.. पप्पू का गर्म हुआ खून.. गया कब्रिस्तान और मास्टर की फ़ोटो टांग कर लिख दिया, ‘Coming Soon’.
    • 10 years ago



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  • That Before And After Marriage Situation.

    Girl: When We Get Married I Will Share All Your Problems And Stand By You In
    times Of Pain And Suffering.
    Boy: Sweet. But Honey I Don’t Have Any Problems Right Now.
    Girl: Aww… Sweety. That Is Because We Are Not Married Yet ;):relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Waqt Hai Jhonka Hawa Ka Aur Hum Peeley Pattay ...!! Kon Jaane Agle Lamhe Tum Kahan Aur Hum Kahan…!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dadaji-beta zara mere daanton ki jodi dena... Pota-dadaji roti to abhi paki nahi.. Dadaji-roti ko maar goli saamne wali bhudiya smile de rahi hai...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he shouted, BETA hua BETA. She slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool, It’s a gal
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता- यार शादी के जोड़े कौन बनाता है???? , , बंता - भगवान बनाता है???? , , संता - ओ तेरी की ,,, , मै तो दर्जी को दे आया।
    • 10 years ago



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  • उस दोस्त की हर गलती माफ हो जाती है,
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    जब वो मुस्कुरा कर पूछता है
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    बैठना है आज?...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli to Santa use ghur raha tha! . . . Wife romantic hokar: Kuch karne ka irada hai kya? . . . Santa 2 thappad maar ke bola: . . . Mere garm pani se kyu nahayi!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladka Aur Ladki PED Ke Pichhe Baithe The. OLDMAN: Beta Kya Yahi Humari "SANSKRITI" Hai.? BOY: Nahi Uncle, Ye To "ANJLI" Hai, Aap Kisi Aur PED Ke Pichhe Dekh Lo.
    • 10 years ago



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  • sapno me yaha najar aata hai kya kismt hai sapne bhi kya aate hai E khuda kiya galti kari hai mene jo mujhe ladki ki jagah yaha number najar aata hai .
    • 10 years ago



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