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Raaz Dil Ka Dil Mein Chupate Hai Woh....... Samne Aate Hi Nazar Jhukate Hai Woh....... Baat Karte Nahi, Ya Hoti Nahi...... Par Shukar Hai Jab Bhi Milte Hai Muskurate Hai Woh......!!

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Zindagi se koi cheez maango to aise maango jaise tumhare baap ki thi . Aur nahi mili to kaunsi tumhare baap ki thi !. .. ;);)

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We the yuth of India shuld tk D Plege tht till our last breath We will fight terrorism, We will protctour mothr INDIA with all v hv JAI HIND!! Happy Independence Day.

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Maine Dil Ki Mehfil Me Baithkar, Fir Ek Bar Apna Dil Jalaya Hai, Jis Pe Maine Apna Sab Kuch LutaDiya, Aaj Usi Ne Mere Pyar Ko, Sare-aam Jhutlaaya Hai.

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Marathi Joke,..,Gabar:nach Basanti Nach Aata Mazhi Satakli, Basanti:nachu Kiti Nachu Kiti Meri Kambar Lachakli:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Tujhse Bicharr Kar Kya Hun Main, Ab Bahar Aakar Dekh; Himmat Hai To Meri Haalat, Aankh Mila Kar Dekh; Shaam Hai Gehri, Tez Hawaa Hai, Sar Pe Khari Hai Raat; Rasta Gaye Musafir Ka Ab Diya Jalaa Kar Dekh; Darwaze Ke Paas Aa Aa Kar Wapis Mudti Chaap; Kaun Hai Iss Sunsaan Gali Mein, Paas Bula Kar Dekh; Shayad Koi Dekhne Wala Ho Jaye Khairaan; Kamre Ki Deewaron Par Koi Naqsh Bana Kar Dekh; Tu Bhi Munir Ab Bhare Jahaan Mein Mil Kar Rehna Seekh; Bahar Se To Dekh Liya, Ab Andar Jaa Kar Dekh!

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अभी वो लाइट जाने के बाद, कैंडल ले कर टॉयलेट जा रहा था, कोई कम्बख्त फूँक मार के कह गया, 'Happy Birthday To You' अब बताओ Emergency में भी मज़ाक..

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Aapki hansi badi pyari lagti hai. Apki har khushi hume hamari lagti hai kabhi dur na karna khud se hume. Aap ki dosti hame jaan se pyari lagti hai

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Shadi Me DJ Bajna Chahiye . . . . . Band To Janaze Me Bhi Bajta Hai...!!!

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Books Saamne Rakh Kar B Na Padhne Dene Wali KAALI SHAKTI Ko Kya Kehte Hai? . . . . . . Ans:"MOBILE"

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Salesgirl : sorry, u cant smoke here, Customer : but i bought cigerates from here Salesgirl : sir we sell condoms too, but it doesnt mean u start fukin here.

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वो इंसान अपने जीवन में कुछ नहीं कर पाया जिसने ऑटो वाले को"बस भैया यहीं अगली गली में ही घर है" झूठ बोल कर 1 किलोमीटर ज्यादा नहीं दौड़ाया..

10 years ago

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पति (फ़ोन पर पत्नी से) : तुम बहुत प्यारी हो।
पत्नी : थैंक्स :relaxed::relaxed:
पति : तुम बिल्कुल राजकुमारी जैसी हो।:bride_with_veil:
पत्नी : थैंक्यू सो मच डियर। और बताओ क्या कर रहे हो?
पति : मजाक :joy:

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patni: “Aapne pichle saal salgireh pe mujhe lohay ka bed diya tha, Iss baar aapka kya iraada hai?” pati: “Iss saal uss mein current chorne ka iraada hai.”

10 years ago

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Petrol Ke Badte Rate Ko Dekhte Hue Ek News Channel Walo Ne Report Di Hai Ki Aaj Ke Bad Petrol Pump Par Nangi Movies Chalya Karenge Taki Aap Petrol Bharvate Hue Usi Time Pe Kisi Aur Ko Bhi Chudte Dekh Sako (What An Idea Sir Ji)

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Me- Date?
She- No
Me- आज की Date?
She- आज तो क्या, ना कल ना परसो
ना नरसो...Ok
Me- दीदी...आज की तारीख बता दो Pls:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Premi ne apni premika ko maar dala kyon? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Janne ke liye dekhye CID

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"Very Touchy" Hey Prabhu!! Un Tamam Stdnts ko xam Main Kaamyab karna... Jinhe Sal Bhar Padhne Ka Time NaMila.. Un masum hatho ko himat dena. Jinho ne unlimtd sms Pakages ko kabhi waste nahi hone diya. Hey Ishwar. Un aakho ko paper me roshni dena, Jo din rat facebook pe baith k Kamjor ho gayi hain.... Un Garib bache aur bachiyon ki madad karna.. Jo night hours me bat karte rahe Aur padh nahi sake...

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Q. How do you recognize Santa Singh in School? . . . . . . . . A. He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

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Risto Ki Bich Ek Aur Duri Ho Gai, Dil Mera Tuta Kisi Ki Murade Puri Ho Gai, Koi Zaruri Nhi Har SMS Love Se related Ho, Meri Galaxy Ki Mobile Thi Jo Chori Ho Gai.

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