Jokes SMS

: संता U.S.A में था,
1 बिल्डिंग में आग लग गयी,
संता फायर ब्रिगेड से:
"तुम लोगो को नीचे फेंको में केच करूँगा",
पहले 1 लड़का :construction_worker:आया, फिर लड़की:woman:, फिर आदमी,:older_man: फिर औरत,
फिर,
एक नेगरो (ब्लेक आदमी) :spy:आया तो संता ने छोड़ दिया,
और बोला:
"अबे सालो जो जल गये है उनको तो मत फेंको...!":slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:

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लडकी- Hello Baby, Tumhari Yaad Aa Rahi Thi...

लड़का- Abhi Salary Nahi Aayi Hai
meri..

लडकी- Acha Chalo..papa Aa Gaye,
bye.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Tuzya Premachya
pawsat Mi Olachimb
zalo....

wah....

wah....

wah....

Tuzya Premachya
pawsat Mi Olachimb
zalo....

wah....

wah....

wah....

Tu 2 Minute Ithech
thamb Me
chaddi Pilun Aalo....

wah....

wah....

wah....:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Ladki: Main Kal Tum Se Milne Nahi Aa Sakti. . . . Ladka: Chalo Mai Tumhara Gift Kisi Or Ko De Deta Hun . . . . . Ladki: Mera Matlab Tha Kal Nahi Aa Sakti Abi Kaha Ho Tum ? , me aa rhi hu Pagal

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Boy 2 Grl: Shadi K Liye Kon C Date Rakhain?
Girl: Hichkchate Hue.. 22 DEC
Boy:Koi Khas Wjh?
Girl:Shrmatay Hue..
Suna Hai Saal Ki Sab Se
Lmbi Raat Hoti Hai..

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Muhabbat Humse Karni Hai,
Toh Phir Wada Nahi Karna,
Yeh Waday Hum Ne DekheHain,
Aksar Toot Jatay Hain........... ..
Muhabbat Humse Karni Hai,
Toh Phir Zid Bhi Nahi Karni,
Yeh Zid Bhi Humne Dekhi Hai,
Saathi Chhoot Jate Hain.........
Muhabbat Humse Karni Hai,
Toh Phir Tohfa Nahi Dena,
Yeh Tohfe Humne Dekhe Hain,
Bahut Majboor Kartay Hain........,
Muhabbat Humse Karni Hai,
Toh Phir Shikwa Nahi Karna,
Yeh Shikway Humne Dekhe Hain,
Dilon KO Door Karte Hain.....!:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Garib ka beta maa mene sapna dekha k mere 1 per zamen par or dusra asma me tha. Maa is tarah k sapne matdekha kar ek hi chaddhi h wob phat jayegi

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Miss: Jisne 1st Lesson Yaad Kiya
wo Mere Hath Pe Kiss Kare Aur
jisne 2 Lesson Kiye Wo 2 Kiss
gaal Pe!
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Pappu: Miss Phir Bistar Bichha Lo
Miss: Kyu ??
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Pappu: Mujhe Puri Book Yaad
hai..! :p :D =D
Pappu Rock...Miss
shock!!:D:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Katte Nahi Lamhe Intezarke, Baithe Hai Raste Pe Yaar Ke, Aaj Dekhna Hai Jalwe Husn Yaar Ke, Suna Hai Laaya Koi Unhe Falak Se Utaar Ke

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Banta to santa: Aapko air hostess ne Thappad kyun mara? Santa: maine puccha ki Susu karnae ki jagah kaha hai, Wo boli pichhe Maine kaha pahle to aage hua karti thi.

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Wife- Q ji.. Jab mai moti ho jaungi Aap mujhe tabh bhi itna pyar karoge? Husband- Nahi.. Maine sukh dukhme sath dene ka wada kiya hai Mote-Patle me nahi.

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Santa:- What Is A Girlfriend? Banta:- Addition Of Problems, Subtraction Of Money, Multiplication Of Enemies & Division Of Friends..

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अगर आपकी पत्नी आपका कहना नहीं मानती है तो..
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तो..
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इतना ध्यान से मत पढ़ो
किसी की नहीं मानती

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इसका कोई इलाज नहीं है!:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Roye Hum Is Kadar Unke Siney Se Lipat Kar,
Roye Hum Is Kadar Unke Siney Se Lipat Kar,
ki Wo Khud Hi Apni Bra Utarkar Boli,
le Daba Le Re Saale, Aise Natak Mat Kar.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Court Me Pappu Talaak Ke Liye Gaya . . . . . . . Pappu Judge Se Bola :- Sir, I Am Not Happy With My Wife,, . . . . . . . . . . To Patni Boli :- Kamine, Saara Mohalla Khush Hai.. Bas Tere Hi Nakhre Hai...

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पति का सबसे कठिन, बीवी का I.A.S Exam वाला सवाल....?
जब बीवी Make-up करके कहती हैं...
: मैं कैसी दिखती हु...!:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Har Ek Suryat
ek Nya Ranga Lati Hai
har Ek Nai Mora Nai Raha Dikhati Hai
har Ek Suryat Ek Nai Khusi Liti Hai
god Day
i M Shyam Kumar :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Paise Wala Aadmi:Aaj mere paas 14 Cars 18 Dukaan 4 Bangle hain. Tumhare paas kya hai? . . . . Gharib Aadmi:Mere paas 1 beta hai, Jiski Girlfriend teri beti hai

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Srk-mujhe pata hai is desh me sab rajnikant ko chahte hai. Banta-hume kuch aisa batao jo hum na jante ho.

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Girls Ki आधी ज़िन्दगी Husband की तलाश में ,
और बाकि की आधी Husband की तलाशी लेने में गुज़र जाती है:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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