Jokes SMS

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Ek Bar Ek Chamatkar Hua
Indian Train Waqt Par Aagayi
tabhi Sab Station Master Ko Badhai Dene Gaye
tab Station Master Bola,are Ye To Kal Ki Train Hai Jo 24 Ghante Late Aayi
INDIAN RAIL
HAMESHA LATE:relaxed::relaxed::slight_smile:

10 years ago

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Qudrat Ne Aurat Ko Haseen Banaya.. . Khubsurti Di Chand Sa Chehra Diya.. Hirni Si Aankhe.. Morni Jaisi Chaal.. Resham Se Baal.. Koyal Jaisi Methee Awaz Di.. Phool C Masoomiyat Di.. Gulab Se Hont.. Shahed C Mitas Di Pyar Bhra Dil Diya.. Phir.. ?? . Zuban Di Aur Sab Satya Naas Ho Gaya. . Har Waqt Bak Bak Bak Bak.

10 years ago

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Boy : Jan-e-man! Totay howay dil se pyaar karogi ya dil tootnay tak pyaar karogi? Girl : Kameenay! Tuti hoi chappal say pitay ga ya chappal tootnay tak pitega.

10 years ago

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Santa to Banta :- Agr tu bata de ki meri Tokri me kya h. toh tokri k aadhe Ande tere..Aur ye bhi bata de ki Ande Kitne h... . to 10 k 10 tere.... Aur . agar ye Bhi bata de ki Ande Kiske h... . to Murgi bhi teri.... . Banta :- Abey koi HINT TO De

10 years ago

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Koi Shaam Aati Hai Tumhari Yaad Lekar; Koi Shaam Jaati Hai Tumahri Yaad Dekar; Hume To Intezar Hai Us Sham Ka; Jo Aaye Kabhi Tumhein Saath Lekar!

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Banta Ek Baar Gunde Ke Piche Khali Hath Ja Raha Tha Santa-yaar Gunde Ke Piche Khali Nahi Jate Banta Do Kilo Mango Le Gaya:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Police: Where Do You Live?
KID: With My Parents
Police: Where Does Your Parents Live?
KID: With Me
Police: Where Do You All Live?
KID: Together
Police: Where Is Your House?
KID: Next To My Neighbors House
Police: Where Is Your Neighbors House?
KID: If I Tell You, You Wont Believe Me

Police: Tell Me
KID: Next To My House XP

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SALMAN :- main jab shirt utaarta hu to ghar k bahar 100 log jama ho jate hai.. . John :- 1000 log.. . Hrithik :- 5000 log.. . . . . . . . . . . . . Sunny Leone :- Ab main kuch bolu?

10 years ago

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आर्मी ट्रेनिंग के दौरान , अफसर ने पूछा : ‘ये हाथ में क्या है ?’

सुरेश : “सर , बन्दुक है …!”

अफसर : “ये बन्दुक नहीं ! तुम्हारी इज़्ज़त है , शान है , ये तुम्हारी माँ है माँ . !!”

फिर अफसर ने दूसरे सिपाही रमेश से पूछा : “ये हाथ में क्या है ?”

रमेश : “सर , ये सुरेश की माँ है , उसकी इज़्ज़त है , उसकी शान है और हमारी मौसी है मौसी ..!

सर बेहोश:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Ek aadmi apne aap me kehta hue ja raha tha ki aisi zindagi se toh maut aachi. Achanak Yamraj aa gaya aur bola “Tumhari jaan lene ka hukm hai” Aadmi : Lo batao, aab insaan jokes bhi nahi kar sakta hai kya?

10 years ago

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Pagal Panti Joke
Old Lady To Doctor:" Mujhe Gas Ki Problem
hai Par Achhi Baat Ye Hai Ki Meri Gas Me Na
Bad Bu Aati Hai Na Awaaz..
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Aap K Clinic Me Bhi 20 Baar Gas Chhod Chuki
hu Par Kisi Ko Pata Nahi Chala..
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Doctor: "Ye Dawa Lijiye Aur 1 Weekbaad
aayiye"
(1 Week Baad)
Old Lady:" Aap Ne Mujhe Kya Dawa De Di?
Meri Gas Me Ab Bhi Aawaz Nahi Aarahi Par
bahut Zehrili Badbu Aa Rahi Hai.
Doctor:" Good.. Aapki Naak Theek Ho Gayi
hai..
Ab Hum Aap K KAAN Ka Ilaaz Krenge

10 years ago

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5 Wajah Ho Sakti Hai Muze SMS Na Karne
ki.
1=Time Nahi
2=Free SMS Nai
3=Balance Nai
4=Network Nahi Ya 5="ShER" Ko Tang Karne Ki Himmat
nahi.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Pappu: Dad Wo Maine Kaha Tha Na Ki Main Dost Ke Yahaan Padhne Ja Raha Hoon. Santa: Haan To? Pappu: Maine Jhooth Bola Tha, Daroo Pee Raha Hun Doston Ke Saath. Santa: To Abb Kyun Bata Rahe Ho? Kinley Ki Ad Dekhi Kya. Pappu: Nahi Police Walon Ne Pakad Liya!

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1999 Kids : I Want My Bed Near Window
to See The Moon&stars.
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2013 Kids : I Want My Bed Near The
mobile Charging Slot...:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Dinesh- khda-2 cigrate pi rha tha etne me papa aa gye unhe dekhte hi cigratt pocket me chhipa li.... Dad-tu cigratt pi rha tha..???? Dinesh-nhi Dad -to teri pocket ke pas se dhua kaise nikal rha h.... Dinesh-apne bat hi dil jlane vali ki h esliye nikal rha h

10 years ago

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इस झूठी राजनीति के पुजारीनहीं हैं हम, बेताज बादशाह हैं भिखारी नहींहैं हम। हमने जब भी शिकार किया शेर काकरा, मासूम हिरणियों के शिकारीनहीं हैं हम।।

10 years ago

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Ramlila Se Hanuman Tha Farar... Rol Kiya Ek Sardar Ne.... Sardar Tha Bada Kamal... 6alang Mar Ke Bola.... Jo Bole So Niha|... Sita Darling Chalo Sasural....P:D:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Ek Ladka Dusre Se- Yeh Sukh, Shanti Aur Sukun Kya Hota Hain.. ??
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Dusra Ladka:- Pata Nahi Bhai, Mein Bhi Engineer Hoon.. ;p ;D ;))":relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Mujhe to Apne Hath ki har ek Ungli se Bahut Pyaar hai . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Najane "MAA" ne kaunsi Ungli Pakad kar Chalna Shikhaya hoga...

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