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बारात में दारु बाटने की जिम्मेदारी पाया
हुआ लंगोटिया यार भी,,,,
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दोस्ती भूलकर संयुक्तराष्ट्रध्यक्ष की भूमिका
में आ जाता है।:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Santa (Banta Se)- Lofer Aur Offer Me Kya Farq Hai?

Banta- Yadi Ladka Kisi Ladki Ko ILU Bole To Lofer....or....Yadi Ladki Kisi Ladke Ko ILU Bole To Offer! :D

10 years ago

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DRINKERS movies banate toh.. 1) Soda Akbar 2) Rab Ne Pila di Thodi 3) Rum de basanti 4) Hum tight ho chuke sanam 5) Beer Zaara 6) Bewde Zameen par.

10 years ago

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Ladkewale : Hamko Ladki Pasand Hai,Shaadi Kab Karni Hai? . . . . . . . Ladkiwale : Abhi To Ladki Study Kar Rahi Hai. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ladkewale : Haan To Hamara Ladka Kaunsa Chhota Bachcha Hai, Jo BOOKS Phaad Dega Sagarr Se7en575

10 years ago

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Chehraa dekhkr hi Pyaar hota hai.. adaaon se hi etbaar hota hai.. Hm to kehte hain ki ye bhi koie jindagi hai.. jahaan ek se pyaar aur dusare se maar hota hai..

10 years ago

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Signs of a b.sc student: 1. Jo samajh me na aaye use out of course declare kar dena ya option me chhod dena. . 2. Har semester k end me aelankarna ki agla sem achhe se padhenge. . 3. Padhai karte waqt cell silent parrakhna and har 5-5 minute me dekhna ki koi msg to nahi aaya. . 4. Group study k waqt bar bar kehna, "Chalo ab padhte hai, ab koi bakwas nahi karega." . 5. Kuch bhi padhne se pehle, pages count karna. . 6. Common dialogue: Kal se pakka Padhunga...:p

10 years ago

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Mera DIL krta hai ke tum ko har din kron Balke har hour k bad kron main pagal aur phattne wala ho jata hon jub main nhi krta tumko Ek pyara sa SMS saim

10 years ago

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Boy to girl: apna figure to dekhojaise haddiyan hi haddiyan ho.Girl: isliye itni der se soch rahi huki mere pass kutta kyu khada hai..

10 years ago

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Filmon Se Ladkon Ko Kya
sikhna Chahiye ??

Jannat
Murder
Gangster
Awarapan
Fanna
Titanic
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Jo Jitni Mast Ladki K Chakar
mein Pada Utni Hi Buri Mout
mara..:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Girl: I need Google in my brain and antivirus in my heart.. . . . . . Boy: U sud add 1 more thing.. . . . . Girl : What?? . . . . Boy: Photoshop on your face =))=))=)) =))=) *Blocked*

10 years ago

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Extra Kameena ßacha! Son: Papa apki love marrige hai na? Dad: Haan per tumhen kese pta? Son: Apki shadi or meri date of birth me sirf 5 month ka fark hai:P

10 years ago

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Arz kiya hai Koi ladki hume thukra de to gum nhi, Koi ladki hume thukra de to gum nhi, Are us ladki ki maa ki kismat footi, Jiske damad hum nhi.

10 years ago

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Sise Ka Tha Dil Mera,
sise Ka Zamana Tha,
dil Tut Gyaaaa..
Jb Chot Lagi Iss Dil Pe,
dil Tut Gayaaa....
In Husn K Chehroo Ne,
mujhe Aashiq Banaa Dalaa,mujhe Ranjha Banaa Dalaa...
Jo Chot Lagi Iss Dil Pe,
dil Tut Gayaaa....
:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
@amit......

10 years ago

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Boy N Girl On Fb
Girl: U Never Smile Na??
Boy: Hw Can U Say Dis??
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Girl: Ur Smiling Pics R Mising Here
Boy: Ok Then Do U Bath Daily??
Girl: Ya Ofcorse..y U Asking??
Boy: No, I Hvnt Seen .Any Pic.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Be Khayali Me PYAR Ka Irada Kr Liya Dil Ko BETAB Hadd Se Jyada Kr Liya Jante The 2no Isko Nibha Nai Skte Usne B WADA Kr Liya Mene B Wada Kr Liya.

10 years ago

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Ek nepali ke mobile par raat 2 baje ek call aaya.. . . Aap so to nahi rahe hai ??? . . . . Nepali gusse se:" Kamino ye jaruri to nahi ki har nepali chaukidar ho...

10 years ago

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Santa: Tumne Apne Biwi Ko Talaak Kyu Diya Banta: Saali Characterless Thi Shaadi Mujhse Ki Aur Bachcha Bhagwan Se Mangti Thi. Waris ali*

10 years ago

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Tinku:Mujhe Bank Wali Aunty Ka Naam Pata Chal Gaya. Maa: Kya Hai? Tinku: Unki Table Par Name Plate Par Likha Tha, Chalu Khata.

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Kuch log peete hain gam bhoolane ko…… kuch log peete hain koi aur gam bhoolaane ko…. par ai dost ye kya……… hum to mahoal na milane ke gam mein peete hain…..

10 years ago

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Wo dekho ek sales ka Banda ja raha hai Zindagi se hara hua hai .... Par "customers" se haar nahi maanta, Apne presentation ki ek line isey rati hui hai.... par aaj kaun se rang ke moje pehne hain, ye nahi jaanta, Din par din ek excel file banata ja raha hai.. Wo dekho ek sales ka Banda ja raha hai

10 years ago

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