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  • Really A Killer Joke:
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    Ek Aadmi K Daant Me Keeda Lag Gya..

    Wo Doctor K Paas Gya To
    Doctor
    Bola- 4 Din Subah-Shaam
    Doodh- Biscuit Lo & 5ve Din
    Sirf Doodh Lo,

    Keeda Jaroor Nikal Jayega................
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    Usne 4 Din Doodh-Biscuit Liye
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    5ve Din Sirf Doodh Piya...........

    Keeda Bahar Nikla Or Bola:

    Aaj Biscuit Nahi H Kya.?:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Ladke:walking: Ne 1 Ladki :dancer:se Kaha
    I Love You
    Ladki- Aisa Thapad Dungi Sida Mahakal Mandir Ja Girega.
    Ladka.- Thoda Dhire Marna
    mujhe GOPAL Mandir Per Kaam Hai..:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Tu To Gussa Ho Gaya..1 Hath Me Pen:pen_ballpoint:,
    Dusre Me Phone:iphone:,
    1 Kan:ear: Se Lecture,
    Dusre Me Radio:tv:,
    1 Aankh Board :frame_photo:Pe Dusri Lover Pe:dancer:,
    Kon Gadha :horse:Bola Studnt Life Is Easy? :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • SALARY aur PERIOD Ek jaise hote hain.. 30 din me 1 baar aati hai Aur 4-5 din me khatm ho jati hai.. Late aaye to tension Aur Agar na aaye to Samjho WATT lag gayi....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Papa laaye motor car.. Papa laaye motor car.. . Uske niche pahiye chaar.. . Chaabi se wo chalti hai.. Po po po po karti hai.. . Aage jaaye piche aaye.. Daaye baaye wo mud jaaye.. . . . . . . . . . . . . Moral: kuch b daal do log padhte zarur hai wo b poori tone main...
    • 10 years ago



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  • GIRL: Mai Tumhare Liye Aag:fire: Pe Chal Sakti Hu, Nadi:fog: Me Kud Skti Hu..

    BOY: So Sweet, Kya Tum Mujhe Abhi Milne Aa Skti Ho?

    GRL:
    NA HO
    TADKO TO JO..:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • पति वह प्राणी है जो भूत प्रेत से बेशक न डरे मगर पत्नी की ‘4 missed call’ खौफ पैदा करने के लिए काफी है|
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक अध्ययन के मुताबिक भारत में रोज़ रात 11 से 2 बजे तक फ़ोन पर सबसे ज़्यादा . . . . . “और बताओ जानू” शब्द का प्रयोग होता है।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher:"Aaj Pehli Baar Tum Class
    me Baat Kar Rahi Ho..
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    hamesha Tum Nazre Jhuka Ke Meri
    baate Sunti Thi Kya Ho Gya Hai
    tumhe.. ??
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    Girl:"sir Ji Aj Net Pack Khatm Ho Gya
    hai(iss Fb Bandh Hai):relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • tHODA sOCHA hAI hUMNE … tHODA jAANA hAI hUMNE… mUSHKIL sE mAGAR pEHCHANA hAI hUMNE… kOI aAP jAISA nA tHA nA hOGA… iSLIYE dOST aAPKO mANA hAI hUMNE..iii
    • 10 years ago



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  • कुछ लोग ये सोचकर जिम नहीं जाते कि
    बॉडी तो बना लेंगे...
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    पर शक्ल का क्या करेंगे.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Uski nafrat karne ki inteha to dekho.. Ae dost jab maine use kaha mujhe mohabbat he tumhari julfo se.. to wo TAKLI.. ho gai pagli... :hearts::hearts: нєяσ кi∂иαpєя :hearts::hearts:
    • 10 years ago



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  • When A Boy Loves Truly He
    behaves Like A
    child!!!:):)
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    BUT!!!! .
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    When A Girl Loves Truly She
    behaves
    like A
    mother!:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA: Ye Buzurg Bhi Kitne Sanki Hote Hai, Choti-2 Bato Pe Rishte Khatam Kr Dete Hai.

    BANTA: Kya Hua?

    SANTA: Tune Suna Nahi,
    "Mungfali Mein Dana Nahi
    Hum Tumhre Nana Nahi.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • गर्लफ्रेंड: मेरे पापा ने मुझे नया मोबाइल खरीद कर दिया। पप्पू: अरे वाह, कौन सी कंपनी का?? गर्लफ्रेंड: लावारिस!!! पप्पू: अरे अक्ल की अंधी वो लावारिस नही लावा आइरिस है।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Shaam Aati Hai Tumari Yaad Lekar, Ek Shaam Jaati Hai Tumari Yaad Dekar,Par Hume Us Shaam Ka Interzar Hai,Jo Aye Saath Tume Lekar.
    • 10 years ago



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  • दारु का नशा उतरते ही
    सबसे पहला स्टेट्स बंदा यही डालता है कि...
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    'Sorry Friends
    कल मेरी ID हैक हो गयी थी'।........
    • 10 years ago



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  • yeh jo hasino ke baal hote hain..sidhe sadhe ladko ko fasane ke jaal hote hain.,jane kitno ka khoon piya hoga inhone..tafi to inke honth laal hote hain.?
    • 10 years ago



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  • An EGYPTIAN girl asked an INDIAN boy: What can u do for me? . . The boy replied: come behind the PYRAMID.. . . I will make u MUMMY.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Lrki Ki Adhi Zindgi Husbnd Ki TALASH Me Or Baqi Husbnd Ki TALASHI Lene Me Guzr Jti Hai’;-) (,”)/Begm /) )20 Rupy To _/ /_Chor do…!
    • 10 years ago



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