Biwi market se lauti. Pati: Mera andaza yeh keh raha hai ki iss dibbe mein koi khaane ki cheez hai. Patni: Arey wah mere pati parmeshwar, aap ne bilkul sahi andaza lagaya hai, isme mere naye sandals hain.
लोग अपने कपड़ो के स्टाइल पर कितना पैसा बर्बाद कर देते हैं;
जबकि जिंदगी के सबसे हसीन लम्हें बिना कपड़ो के गुज़र जाते हैं।
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अबे बचपन की बात कर रहा हूँ।
कब तक ऐसा गन्दा सोचता रहेगा।
Teacher: Galti hone pe maafi magne wale ko kya kahte hai?
Student: Samajhdar.
Teacher: Aur galti na hone pe bhi mafi mangne waale ko kya kahte hai?
Student: BOYFRIEND.
Bhikhari: Daadi Roti:cookie: Dijiye Khane Ke Liye.! Daadi : Abhi Taiyaar Nahi Hai, Baad Me Aana.! Bhikhari : Ye Mera Cell Number Hai, Taiyaar Hote Hi Miss Call :telephone:De Dena.!
Bhikhari Rocks Daadi Shocks..!
Daadi : Are Number Kya Lena, Thodi Der Ke Baad Jab Chapati Ban Jaegi To Facebook Par Upload Kar Dungi..
कुछ आंटी तो कॉलोनी में सुबह सुबह बस इसीलिए निकलती है ताकि कॉलोनी के बच्चो से पूछ सके "बेटा करते क्या हो आज कल?":slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:
Ek Tym Tha Jab Bill Gates Ne American Bank Se 10,0000 Lacs Ka Loan Manga Tha But American Bank Ne Voh Laon Refuse Kr Dia Tha .. orrr 2001 Me Bill Gates Ne Vo Bank Hi Khreed Lia.. . . . . . . 1 Aaj Ka Din Hai ICICI Walo Ne Mera15,000/- Ka Loan Cancel Kia Hai:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed: . . . . . . . . . . naa Jiii Naa Maf Karne Kaa Toh Swal Hi Paida Nhi Hota ...:
Gandi Waali Bezzati...
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Bf to Gf - Jaan Tum Kal Mere Sapne
Mein
Aayi Thi .. You Were Looking Very
Cute :)
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Gf Khush Ho Kar.. Hmm ? Sach Much
:hearts:
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Bf - Haan Baba Such Much :hearts:
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Gf .. Sapne Mein Hum Dono Kya Kar
Rahe The?
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Bf - I Was Eating Dairy Milk !
Main Akele He Kha Raha Tha Aur Tum
Bhooki Bhikari Ke Andaaz Mein Keh
Rahi ThiKi
Plz Beshak Chocolate Naa Dena But
Wrappar To De Dena Chaatne Ke
Liye
Kaun He Wo Aadmi Jisne Ye Harkat Ki... . . . Kaun He Wo Aadmi Jisne Ye Harkat Ki He... . . . Daya Pata Lagao Ki Yeh Bandook Ki Goliyan Kisne Khatam Ki He.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
Ekk Ladki Ko Ladke Wale
Dekh Kar
Jaten Hai,
Then Ladki Ki Maa Ladki
Se Puchti
Hai. .
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Maa: “ Beti, Ladka
Pasand
Aya..........?”
Beti:“ Ladka To Theek Hai,
Par Thoda Chota Hai. ”
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. Maa:“beti , Tv 14 Inch
Ka Ho Ya 29
Inch Ka,
Remote To 7 Inch Ka Hi
Hota Hai.
Hasna Aur Hasana Koshish HaiMeri,
Har Koi Khush Rahe Ye Chahat HaiMeri,
Bhale Hi Koi Mujhe Yaad Kare YaNa Kare,
Har Apne Ko Yaad Karna Aadat HaiMeri…..
Atif Aslam ki Love Story..
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Girl:" Who are you..???
Atif:" Mein Ek dard hu ya Ek Ehsas hu..
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Girl:" Tum Mera Picha kyu karte ho..???
Atif:" Bakhuda tumhi ho, har Jagah tumhi ho..
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Girl:" Akhir tum Chahte kya ho haan ?
Atif:" kaise Bataye kyun tujhko Chahe yara Baata na paye.
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Girl:" Tum Mere liye kya kar Sakte ho ?
Atif:" Jhumu Diwana ban ke tere liye.
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Girl Thappad mar ke chali gayi..
Atif:" Ab to Aadat si hai mujhko aise Jeene mein.
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Teacher: Shaadi ke waqt
DULHE ko akele ghode par kyu
bithaya jata hai..?
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Student: Last warning di jati hai ki.
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Abhi bhi waqt he
“Bhaag Jaa”