Jokes SMS

Teacher: Galti Hone Pe Maafi Magne Wale Ko Kya Kahte Hai?
Student: Samajhdar.
Teacher: Aur Galti Na Hone Pe Bhi Mafi Mangne Waale Ko Kya Kahte Hai?
Student: BOYFRIEND.

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Bade Logo Ka Ya Sant Logo Ka Updesh: “Daru Pine Se Zindagi Ki Samsyaye Hal Nahi Hoti” Baba William Kamchor Ji Ka Gyaan: “Aise To Juice Pine Se Bhi Samsya Hal Nahi Hoti” Isliye Bhakto Karo Wahi Jo Lage Sahi.

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BF: i want 2 kiss u GF:no!! pregnant ho jaungi . . . . . . BF: kiss se pregnant !! GF: Kyunki mai jab ek baar shuru hoti hoon... phir mai khud ki bhi nhi sunti.....Lolzzz

10 years ago

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Patni Mobile :iphone:To
pati Sim Card
dono Mele To Howa Richerj
beta Howa To Incoming
beti Howi To Out Going
to Wins Howe To Bonash Taktime
kuch Na Howa To Netwar Parblam..

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Teacher :What is Differences between Orange nd Apple...??? . . . . . . . . . . . Student : The color of Orange is Orange and the Color of Apple is not apple...

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Bekabo Hai Dil Phir B Jiya Ja Raha Ho. Khali Hai Botal Phir B Piya Ja Raha Ho. Majbouri To Dekho Is Dil Ki. Rply Nhi Milta Phir Bhi, Msg Pe Msg Kiya Ja Raha Ho.?

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Aaju-Tere Papa Tailor Hai Or
Teri Shirt Fati Hai,

Muju-Sharm Ki Baat To Ye He Ki
Tere Papa Dentist He Or Tera Bhai Bina DANT Ke Paida Hua
:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Ap Ki 1 Bat Mujhay Bahot Pasand Hai…
Ap Jab Bhi Koi Sms Kartay Ho To Dill Sey Kartay Ho…
Kyun
kay
dimag To Ap Kay Pas Hai Hi Nhe….
<('.')>
/ /
_\ \_:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Girl:" Mujhe 1 Aisa Pati Chahiye Jo Acchi Batein
kare, Hanse Mazak Kare Aur Mujhegaane Sunaye..
Pappu:" Kamini Tu Husband Chhod, Aur FM Radio Le.
PA1:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Sardar:- Bhai Saheb 2 Ticket Dena, Cndctor:- 2 Q ? Sardar:- 1 Kho Jaye To Dusri Kaam Ayegi, Conductor:- Dono Kho Gayi To ? Sardar:- Fir Sala Pass Kis Din Kam Aayega.

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ek sharabi k haath JINN lag gaya Jinn:" koi 3 wishes mango Sharabi:" 1 daru ki bottle jo kabhi khatam na ho Jinn ne bottle pesh ki.... sharabi ne bottle milte hi peena shuru kiya.. Jaise hi last peg glass mein dala to bottle firse bhar gayi sharabi khush, phir peene laga... Jinn ne 2 aur wish mangne ko kaha sharabi Bahut khush ho ke bola:" . . . Aisi hi 2 bottle aur de de.

10 years ago

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पति को बाजार जाते हुए देख पत्नी ने
पैसे देकर कहा
"कुछ ऐसी चीज़ लाना जिस से मैं सुन्दर
दिखूं"
पति खुद के लिए Whisky की दो बोतल
ले आया।:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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In a Mental Asylum, a journalist asked the Doctor: How do U determine whether to admit a patient or not? Dr: Well, we first fill a BathTub & give a teaspoon, a glass & a bucket to the patient & ask them to empty the Bathtub… Journalist: Oh, obviously a normal person would use d bucket bcoz its bigger. Dr: NO, a normal person would pull the drain plug! Now will U plz proceed to bed no.39 =D

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Hum Aise Aashiqu Hain Jo GulabKo Kamal Bana Denge, Uski Har Adaa Par Ghazal BanaDenge.. Agar Wo Aa Jayegi Meri JindagiMe, To Reliance Ki Kasam London MeBhi Tajmahal Bana Denge.

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रोमांटिक शिकायत- . "तेरी बिखरी हुई ज़ुल्फो ने हंगामा मचा रखा है, कभी दाल, कभी सब्जी, तो कभी रोटी में नज़र आती हैं।

10 years ago

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Bipasha ko ladka hua kala.. John ne kaha :- Tu gori, Main gora, Ladka kaise KALA? Bipasha boli :- Tu HOT Mai HOT... . . . . JAL gaya sala

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1 admi ki 6 ungliya thi sb log use Radhe Shyam kehte the,, batao Q.?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . kyu ki Radhe shyam hi uska naam tha,, faltu Dimag mat lagaya karo.:D:);)

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Santa: Dekh Teri Biwi Ko Saap :snake:Kaat
Raha Hai,

Banta: Abey Wo Kaat Nahi Raha,

Uska Zeher Khatam Ho Gaya Hai

To Wo Recharge Karwane Aaya Hai.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Aaina Dekh Apna Sa Munh Le Ke Reh Gaye; Sahab Ko Dil Na Dene Pe Kitna Guroor Tha!

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Ek Ajeeb Sa Safar Nikla Saare Jaha Ka Dard Apna, Mukaddar Nikla Jis Ke Naam Zindgi Ka Har Lamha Kar Diya Wahi Meri Chahat Se Bekhabar Nikla.

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