Jokes SMS

G1: मेरी dp कैसी है..? G2: रद्दी है.. LOL..! G1: तुम और तुम्हारा बॉयफ्रेंड 1 नम्बर कपल लगते हो..! G2: सच..? थैंक्स यार..! G1: मतलब.. 1 नम्बर झंडू कपल.. ROFL.

10 years ago

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Santa : Yaar Aaj Mein Bus Ke Peeche Peecha Daudkar 15 Rupees Bacha Liye.

Banta : Kya Yaar, Tum To Bahut Murkh Ho, Agar Taxi Ke Peeche Bhagte To 150 Rupees Bachta!:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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wife:- me america ja rhi hu tumhare liye kuch lana he, husband:- mere liye ek american ladki le aana, fir wife america se vapas aa jati he tab, husband:- mera gift kha he, wife:- 9 mahine intzaar kro gift mil jayega

10 years ago

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Jaha dost vaha pyar, Jaha pyar vaha mohabbat, Jaha mohabbat vaha ishq, Jaha ishq vaha judai, Jaha judai vaha dard, Jaha dard vaha MOOV lagana. Khan

10 years ago

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Baccha Ro Rha Tha
papa Aaye Or Puccha:

why R U Weeping?

tell Me,i M Ur Frnd Na?
Son-kuch Nai Yaar!
Horlicks Zyada Mang Liya To Teri Item Ne Baja Dala..:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Ek hichki aaye To I miss U. 2 aaye To I care for U. agar 3 aaye To I want to meat U. Par Agar Jyada Bar aaye To Mere bharose mat rahna, Paani pi lena.

10 years ago

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Jinko Chaha Hai Humne Tutke Pagal Ki Tarah, Unke Aankho Me Koi Aur Hai Kajal Ki Tarah, Tujhko Fursat Hai To Fir Se Hasa De Mujhko, Yu To Rona Hai Mukaddar Me Badal Ki Tarah.

10 years ago

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दंगल तीन दिन में लगभग 100 करोड़ ₹ कमाती है और विपक्ष कह रहा है कि नोटबन्दी से जनता परेशान है तो दंगल देखने वाले क्या मंगल ग्रह से आ रहे है ?:ok_hand::ok_hand::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

9 years ago

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Every Girl On FB Has Atleast 3 - 4 Unreplied Messages From Stranger Boys Saying : "Hi, How Are You?" "Hello Ji, Kaisi Ho?" "Hi, You Look Very Beautiful" "Can We Be Friends?" "Plz Accept My Frnd Request" "Plz Send Me Request, My Request Is Blocked" ;)

10 years ago

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Kiyoon "SANDAL" Dikhati Ho Hamey, Hum To Tumhari"ZULFOUN" Pe
marty Hain..
Ji Chahta Hai Kho Jaaen In Mai,
Per In Mai Bethi "JUOUN" Se Darty Hain :-):relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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एक दिन पप्पू अपने ससुराल गया और वहां जाकर चिकन खाने का प्लान बनाता है. पप्पू: अरे साली, साहिबा मुर्गे की टांग कहां गई? साली: मुर्गा लंगड़ी थी. पप्पू: और दिल यानि कलेजा. साली: वो तो मुर्गी ले गई ना जनाब. पप्पू: और दिमाग? साली: अरे जीजू वो शादी-शुदा था ना तो दिमाग कैसा होगा???

10 years ago

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Aashiqi 2 tum hi ho bhojpuri hindi hum tohra bin ab ji nhi sakat tohra liya ka wajood hamaar tujhse juda kara ho jawan to khud sahi ho jabenge wafa kyon ki tumhai ho meri jindagi meri aashqi mera chan bhi mera dard bhi ab tumhai ho..............tere layi hi jiyawa toka di hi de diyaba..kyo ki tumhai ho....

10 years ago

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Humne bhi zindagi me mohabbat ki thi, thodi nhi beshumar ki thi, badal gyi zindagi meri us din jab unhone kaha are pagli humne to hansi ki thi.

10 years ago

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Girl : bhaiya . . . . . Mujhe mobile me MP3 songs dalwanehai.. . . Mobile Shop Wala:" Memory card hai kya ?? . . . . . . . girl :"memory card to nahihai, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . RASAN CARD ya AADHAR CARD chalegakya ???...

10 years ago

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Girl: Agar Mouka Mila To Tum
mujhse Shadi Karo Ge:dancer:…??
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Agar Mouka Mil Gaya To Phir Shadi
kerne Ki Kiya Zaroorat Hai..

10 years ago

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Beti: Main Padosi Se Pyar Karti Hu Aur
Uske Sath Bhaag Rahi Hu.
Baap: Thanks Mere Paise Aur Time Dono
Bach Gye.
Beti: Papa Main To Letter Padh Rahi Hu Jo
Mummy Rakh Ke Gyi Hai.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Is Garmi Me Barsat:cloud_rain: Hone Ki Khushi
Bulkul Usi Tarah Hai
Jab Aap Apni Girlfriend Ke Saath Date
Pe Hon
Aur Wo Apni Purse Nikal Ke Kahe.....
"Jaanu Aaj Mai"

10 years ago

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Aaj ka vichar... Ladke agar ameer ban jaye To wo bigad jate hain.. Aur Agar ladkiyan bigad jaye To wo ameer ban jati hain... Aisa Kyun....?

10 years ago

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Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 lady ne Hello kiya, Wife- koun thi wo? Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi.

10 years ago

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Bacha:" 1 Litre Aata De Do! . Dukandar:" Beta Aata Kilo K Hisab Se Milta Hai.. Dobara Kaho! . Bacha:" Bottle Mein 1 Kilo Aata De Do! . Dukandar:" Beta Aata Bottle Mein Nahin Aata.. Tum Dukandar Bano! Main Batata Hun K aata Kaise Lete Hain.. . . Dukandar:" ék Kilo Aata Dedo! . Bacha:" Bottle Laye Ho K.k

10 years ago

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