Jokes SMS

1 Day I Asked My Heart,
What Is Love?

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Dekh Bhai,
Apna Kaam Blood Pump Karna Hai,
So Don’t Ask Any Question Out Of Syllabus!!:yum::yum::yum:

10 years ago

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Spne Ki Tarah tuje Sja K Rkhu Chandni Raat K Nazaron Se Chhupa K Rkhu Meri Tqdeer Mere Sath Nhi vrna msg na krne wale tuje Apne Samne "MURGA BNA K RKkHU

10 years ago

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Ek Baar Jackie Chan Ki Biwi Mar Gayi.
Pappu Ko Pata Nahi Chala Ki Wo Usse Kya Kahe???
Phir Bahut Der Sochne Ke Baad Bola,".
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Hota Hai Yaar Chinese Thi Aur Kitne Din Chalti???:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Husband & Wife dono market gaye to Ek Ladki neHELLO kiya... . . . Wife:" kaun thi wo ?? . . . . . . . Husband:" Tum plz dimag kharab mat karo, . . . abhi usko bhi batana hai ki tum kaun ho ??

10 years ago

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What Do U Call A Laughing MotorCycle? . . Guess Karo Ez Hai . . Nahi Pata . . It’s Yamahahahaha

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Santa Ek Bar Interview Dene Gaya Boss: “What’s Your Wife Name?” Santa: “Sir, Preeto” Boss: “What’s Her Whole Name?” Santa Sochte Hue: “Sir, Hole Ka Naam To Rakha Nahi, Par Main Pyar Se Fuddi Kehta Hoon“:

10 years ago

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1 Shayer Ne 1 Nakaab Wali Ladki Patayi 2nd Day Ladki Bikni Main Milne Aayi Shayer Dekh Kar Hairaan Hogaya Aur Shayeri Main Bola Shayer : Dekh Kar Tujhe Hogaya Main Sharam Se Pani Pani (Ladki thoda Tez Thi Shayeri Main Set Thi) Shayer : Dekh Kar Tujhe Hogaya Main Sharam Se Pani Pani Ladki : Meri Jaan Daal Gosh Khaoge Yaa Biryani =)) =)) =)

10 years ago

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Teachr- "main teri jaan nikal dungi" iski english kya hogi..?? . . . . Santa- English ki aisi tesi, Tu saali haath laga k to dikha.. !!

10 years ago

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*अपने हिसाब से जियो।*
*लोगो की सोच का क्या*?
*वो तो कंडीशन देखकर बदलती*
*रहती है।*
*चाय:wine_glass: में मक्खी:bee: गिरे तो चाय को फेंक देते है*,
*और देसी घी :honey_pot:में गिरे तो*
*मक्खी :bee:को।*

10 years ago

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Master- 2 Me Se 2 Gaye To Kitne Rahe? Sardar- Samjh Me Nahi Aya Masterji. Mster - Beta Tumare Pas 2 Roti Hai,tumne 2 Roti Khali,tumare Pas Kya Bacha? Sardar- Sabji..

10 years ago

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Petrol Ke Badte Rate Ko Dekhte Hue Ek News Channel Walo Ne Report Di Hai Ki Aaj Ke Bad Petrol Pump Par Nangi Movies Chalya Karenge Taki Aap Petrol Bharvate Hue Usi Time Pe Kisi Aur Ko Bhi Chudte Dekh Sako (What An Idea Sir Ji)

10 years ago

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एक आदमी: भैया बाल छोटे कर दो. नाई : कितने छोटे कर दूं साहब? आदमी : इतने कर दो कि बीबी के हाथो में ना आ सकें...

10 years ago

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Ek Murghi:chicken: Market Gayi , Or Kaha"Ek Anda Dena"
Salesman: "Tum Anda Khud Q Nhi Deti.
Murghi: Mera Husband Ne Kaha He ...
Janu 4 Rupee K Liye Apna,
Figure Mt Khrab Kro Tum.

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Santa Doodh Wale Ki Dukaan Pe Jata Hai Aur Kehta Hai.
Santa: “Tumhari Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai Sharbat Mein Dala Phatt Gya”
Doodh Wale Ne Hairani Se Poocha: “Konse Sharbat Mein Dala Thha?”
Santa: “Niimboo Pani Mein“:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Yun AIENO Se Kab Tak Dil Behlao Ge, Jab Koi Nahi Ho Ga To Khud Ko TANHA Pao Ge, Choti EID To Chalo Guzar Gayi Lakin, Wada Karo BARI EID Pay Zaroor Nahao Gay!

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Santa - "Mujhe Us Ladki Se Bachao."

Banta - "Kya Hua?"

Santa - Jab Se Maine Kaha...."Dil Cheer Ke Dekh Tera Hi Naam Hai"

Saali Chaku Le Ke Piche Hi Pad Gayi Hai.":relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Pappu : I Love U.. . . Girl :Tumne Mujme Aisa Kya Dekha Ki Mujhe Propose Kar Diya ???…… Papu: Sab Kuch Dekhne Ke Liye Hi Toh Propose Kiya Hai Pagli…!! :p =)). Pappu rocks girl shock:D Khan...

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1 bacha road pe kutte ko le jarha tha 1 Police wala haste hue Bola:-Beta apne bhai ko kahan le jaa rhe ho....?? . . . . . . . . . Bacha: Police me bhrti karwane :O =D :PAKSHAY1 bacha road pe kutte ko le jarha tha 1 Police wala haste hue Bola:-Beta apne bhai ko kahan le jaa rhe ho....?? . . . . . . . . . Bacha: Police me bhrti karwane :O =D :PAKSHAY

10 years ago

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विपक्ष रोज नए नोटों में नयी नयी गलतियां खोज खोज कर ला रहा है। . . आज ही कोई कह रहा था कि गाँधी जी के चश्मे का नंबर गलत है।

10 years ago

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Tum Udas Udas Se Lagte Ho, Koi Tarkib Batao Manane Ki Wada Hai Tumse Main ZindagiGirvi Rakh Sakta Hu, Tum Keemat Batao Muskurane Ki.

10 years ago

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