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  • मैं जब भी मित्रो को ऑनलाइन देखता
    हूं,
    दिल में बहुत सकून होता है,
    की मैं अकेला ही फुर्सत में नहीं बैठा हूँ,
    काम धंधा इनके पास भी नहीं है..:grimacing::grimacing::grimacing:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Chand Taro Ki Mahfil Sajayege Hum.
    tere Liye Ek Din Chht Se Kudh Jaayege Hum.
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    jayadha Imosnal Mat Ho.
    chhat Se Niche Kudh Kr Perasut Ke Jariye Hi Niche AaugE.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
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    • 10 years ago



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  • Chirag se andhera dur hoti to chandan ki chahat kya hoti jindg tnha kat shakti to doshti nam ke chij hi kyo hoti
    • 10 years ago



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  • Choti si Pogo Story :-D . Ek Baar Ek Ladka Hindi Ki Story Pad Raha Tha, To Uske Man Mein Padte Hue Do Shabad Aaye, Aur Usne Apne Papa Se Puchha “Papa, Vishwas Aur Hakikat Mein Kya Fark Hai?” Papa: “Beta, Teri Maan Meri Biwi Hai Ye Hakikat Hai, Lekin Tu Mera Beta Hai Wo Ek Vishwas Hai“ :-D :-D thoko Like Samajh Aya to.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Na jane ye nazren kyun udaas rehti hain Na jane inhe kis ki talash rehti hai Yeh jaan kar bhi k wo qismat mai hai meri Phir bhi use pane ki ik aas si rehti hai..<3 s.zaid
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक बाबा प्रवचन दे रहे थे - जिंदगी में बहुत सी चीजों के लिए आदमी चाहता है कि वो देर से हो मगर वो जल्दी हो जाती हैं ...... और बहुत सी चीजों के चाहता है जल्दी हो जाय मगर वो देर होती हैं .... बताओ इसका कोई उदाहरण है ..... . . एक भक्त बोला – बाबा जी “शादी और तलाक .....” :-P #BARARBOYS
    • 10 years ago



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  • Zara Palat Kar To Dekh Lete, Hum Wahi Khade The;
    Pal Do Pal To Aap Muskura Lete, To Un Palo Mein Hum Apni Saari Zindagi Guzar Lete!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Zindagi Ke Is Mod Par Kaisa Waqt Aaya Hai, Ruk Si Gyi Sanse Aur Dil Gabraya Hai, Har Kisi Ka Akelapan Door Kiya Humne, Aur Aaj Humne Khud Ko Hi Akela Paya Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक साधू बाल खोलकर महिला शौचायल में घुस गया। औरत: बहन जी, कौन सा महीना चल रहा है? साधू: 11वां। औरत: तभी तो बच्चे का एक हाथ बाहर है।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Buterflies Dont Knw In Wat Colour Their Wings R But Our Eyes Knw How Pretty They R. Like Wise U Dont Knw How Sweet U R But I Know How Special U R 2 Me...gud Afternon :-):-D:->:-y
    • 10 years ago



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  • I WANT AT LEAST ONLY ONE NIGHT YOU BESTDE ME IN THE RESTAUR AND AFTER ENJOY CANDLE NIGHT DINNER I WANT TO SAY THOSE BEAUTIFUL 3 WORDS WHTCH I LOVED MOST TO SAY YOU.....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Chiken Aisa Khauo Jo Kaccha Na Ho..? Zara Gauor Farmaiye,? Chiken Aisa Khauo Jo Kaccha Na Ho ..? Aur Girllfrnd Aisi Patawo Jiske Koi Baccha Na Ho...?:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dr: Kya bemari hain ? . Patient : Main sab kuch bhul jaata hun Doc. . Dr : Kabse hai ye bemari ? . Patient : Bhai konsi beemari..?? . HAHA Thoko Like
    • 10 years ago



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  • Zindagi k safar me apka sath hum dege, apne pyar ki saugat hum dege, girne lago to apna hath hum denge, aur agar na gire to EK LAAT HUM DENGE!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Log Kehte Hain,
    kaash. ., Padhai Pyaar Ki Tarah
    hoti,
    toh Apne Aap Ho Jati !!!
    :D :D
    Par Me Toh Kehta Hu,
    kaash. .,
    Pyar Padhai Ki Tarah Hota,
    toh Gharwale Maar Maar K
    karwate. .:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    :D :D
    hu Na Me Genius ????
    andar Andar Has Kya Rahe Ho Like
    *** Bhi Kardo :p.....sahil
    • 10 years ago



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  • Signs of a b.sc student: 1. Jo samajh me na aaye use out of course declare kar dena ya option me chhod dena. . 2. Har semester k end me aelankarna ki agla sem achhe se padhenge. . 3. Padhai karte waqt cell silent parrakhna and har 5-5 minute me dekhna ki koi msg to nahi aaya. . 4. Group study k waqt bar bar kehna, "Chalo ab padhte hai, ab koi bakwas nahi karega." . 5. Kuch bhi padhne se pehle, pages count karna. . 6. Common dialogue: Kal se pakka Padhunga...:p
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Pagal Aina Dekh Raha Tha.....
    Isko Kahi Dekha Hai, Thodi Der Sochne Ke Baad...
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    O Teri Ye To Vahi Hai...
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    Jo Mere Saath Us Din Baal Katva Raha Tha.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Emotional Atyachar


    Rat Ko 12 Baje Ladki Ne Boyfriend Ko Call Kiya


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    kaha
    mere Ghar Me Koi Nahi Hai

    boyfriend Uske Ghar Gaya

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    sach Me Koi Nahi Tha Tala Laga Tha...:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

    • 10 years ago



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  • Girlfriend Ne Kiya Kiss Aur Jal Gye
    Mere Lips.
    Girlfriend Ne Kiya Kiss Or Jal Gye
    Mere Lips.
    Kyuki Vo Kha Kar Ayi Thi Indian
    "Bingo Red:hot_pepper: Chilly Chips".:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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