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  • Girllfrnd Ne Boyfrnd Ke Gal Pe Kiss Kiya Aur Lipistice Lag Gayi,, Boyfrnd ..tumne Mere Gal Pe Lipistice :lips: Kiyon Laga Diya,..? Agar Daag Ache Kaam Ke Liye Lage Hain To Daag Ache Hain..?:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • "Aapse hr gunah ki mafi hai, "Aap jo roye to bahut na insaafi hai, "Aapki Aankho me na aaye kabi b Aansu, "Kyon ki Behne k liye to aapki "NAAK " hi kaafi hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Usne Kahaa- Mohabbat Ki
    sazaa Do Mujhe...!
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    Maine Ja K Uske Papa Ko
    bta Diya
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    kasam Se Khoob Piti :P:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • ArZ KiYa Hai:
    MoHaBBat Ke
    RaSte Me
    HaR WaQt
    DaRd MiLeGa..
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    Mai SocH RaHa Hu Es RaSte Pe
    Ek HoSPiTaL KhoL Lu
    KhuB CHaLeGa!!:x:p
    *JuSt FrOm SkR*
    • 10 years ago



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  • 143 means? Do u want to know what it means? Press Down.. . . . . . . . . . . . . It means ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE. Tomorrow I will teach u 144.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Malkin: Kya Hua Tum 3 Din Kam Pe Nahi aayi ? Kamwali: Maine To Facebook Pe Update Kiya Tha Ki Mai Gaon Ja Rahi Hu.. Apke Pati Ne Comment Bhi Diya Tha "Miss u" >>Waris ali
    • 10 years ago



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  • जब से Royal Enfield वालों ने सेल्फ Start की सुविधा दी है तब से . . . . . . . एक थप्पङ में गिर जाने वाले लङके भी बुलेट लेकर घूम रहे हैं
    • 10 years ago



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  • Who Is The First Indians To Use 4G ?????
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    . Har Baar Rajnikanth Nhi Hota Hai ?
    he Is Anil Kapoor!!!!!
    aG, OG , Loo G , Suno G:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Seene se nikli aah ankhon mein thehar jati hai, Ankhen chalak na jayen isliye jhuk jati hai, Jinda hone ka ehsaas hota hai saanson k chalne se, par koi yaad aye to ye bhi ek pal theher jati hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladki wale- him abhi itni jaldy apni beti ki shaadi niii Kr skte . WO abhi padh rhi h. Ladke wale- hmara beta kya abhi bachha h Jo aapki beti ki books faad dega...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Munna bhai: "Circuit, agar bus pe tu chade, ya fir tujpebs chadJaye 2 kya hoga"!! Circuit: "bole 2 bhai,dono baar ticket apani hi kategi."
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wo Aag Hi Kya Jo Lag Ke Bade Nahi, Wo Nasha Hi Kya Jo Sir Pe Chade Nahi, Nahi Banta Tab Tak Koi Sachha Aashiq, Jab Tak ishq Me Usko Do-Chaar Pade Nahi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dadu Pappu Se..
    Beta Zara Andar Se Mere Daant (teeth) Le Aa..
    Pappu : Dadu Lekin Abhi Khana Nai Bana Hai..
    Dadu : Nai Nai Beta Khane Ke Liye Nai..
    wo Saamne Wali Building Main Teri Aunty Ko Smile Dena Hai..!:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक अध्ययन के मुताबिक भारत में रोज़ रात 11 से 2 बजे तक फ़ोन पर सबसे ज़्यादा . . . . . “और बताओ जानू” शब्द का प्रयोग होता है।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl-mere Birthday Par Mujhe Bahut Costly Gift Dena . Boy-ok. . On The Birthday Boy- Your Gift! Girl- How Sweet Isme Kya Hai? Boy- Petrol Me Tale Hue Pyaaj Ke Pakode..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bhikari: Hello, Pizza Hut? Operator: Yes. Bhikari: 6 Large Pizza, 6 Burger, 3 Pepsi. Operator: Kis Naam Se BhejuSir? . . . . . . . Bhikari: Allah ke naam pe bhej de
    • 10 years ago



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  • Train mai Warning likhi thi......." Bina Ticket Safar karne wale Yaatri Hoshiyaar!!!!!!.. " Sardar- Waah ji Waah.., Aur humne ticket li to Hum Bewakoof???
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 ladki coke pi rahi thi, achanak us me se 1 MACHHAR nikla Macchar bola : MAA. Ladki:Mein teri maa nahi hu. Machhar:Aisa na bol maa, mein teri COKE se nikla hoon.......
    • 10 years ago



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  • Height Of Prank Call... A Guy Calls An Unknowm Number Guy: Fridge Hai? Rply: Han Hai.. Guy: Chalta Hai? Rply: Han Chalta Hai.. Guy: To Pakad K Rakhna Varna Bhag Jayega & He Hangs Up... After A While He Calls Up Again Guy: Fridge Hai? This Time The Person Is Really Angry.. Rply: Nahi Hai? Guy: Kahan Se Hoga...Bola Tha Na Pakad K Rakhna Varna Bhag Jayega..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
    • 10 years ago



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